Home - by BigFurHat - January 10, 2013 - 07:32 America/New_York - 22 Comments
HT/ Mary From Marin
Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker
January 10th, 2013
More like mystery father of the year.
Somewhere in Arkansas…
“Hey Timmy, where is your Dad?”
“He’s on vacation”.
Can’t top that, Crackah!
Right up there with Skidmark’s Nobel. What’s next…Biden accepted into Mensa?
It was a very tough competition.
Woody Allen came in a close second.
Adultery trumped incest.
Who says morality is dead in the US.
How abut the Kennedy Fidelity Award – lifetime acheivement in Bubba’s case.
Are we in Bizarro world or what?
He was awarded for changing the Rorschach inkblot test from black spots on white paper to White spots on blue linen.
monicas father could not be reached for comment.
Stirrin the B.S.
It’s just another “celebrity” event of self-congratulatory, self-promoting tribute to themselves, voted on by their low-information groupies.
Shiite from Shinola
You know your standards are totally fukked up when you give the highest honors to a lying, rapist, hillbilly son of a bitch whose been impeached because he didn’t live up to the American standards.
Oh, and draft dodging, pot smoking mutha fucka.
In the manner of All Star balloting, Bubba got a vote each time he dipped his wick for yelping “Who’s your Daddy!?”
Next week Hillary gets the EOY Award for least sicktime used.
Patient of the Year at the STD clinic?
His ONLY child (at least that the public knows about) is in her mid 30′s and is married.
Before she was 10 he was using his position as Governor to rape women.
So I wonder if Monica Lewinsky will be invited when he recieves his award.
Taken from the press release:
“….The National Father’s Day Committee is part of the Father’s Day/Mother’s Day Council, Inc., a non-profit association that has as its mission the recognition and awarding of honors to role model contemporary Fathers and Mothers, while at the same time contributing to issues affecting the life and well-being of men, women and families…..”
Tell me again how slick meets the criteria for this mission??
Of course he is father of the year. How else does an untalented, unattractive woman secure a spot as a “journolist” on a national tv broadcast channel?
The Ryder Cup?
The Bentwood Trophy?
I just heard on Rush that the 2007 Father of the Year was……drumroll……John Edwards…..cymbal crash!!
What a meaningful award.
Kind of like the participation trophies kids get for playing tee ball.
This coming from the same committee that had John Edwards as father of the year in 2007. Bwwaaahhh!!!
Wanker of the decade?
Bubba v Barri
The winner had to submit a DNA sample.
Urkel’s are locked up with the college transcripts but Bubba’s left samples in all 57 states !
Mary Jane Anklestraps
The Piece Prize?
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