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  1. Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker

    January 10th, 2013

    More like mystery father of the year.

    Somewhere in Arkansas…

    “Hey Timmy, where is your Dad?”

    “He’s on vacation”.

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  2. FXDWG

    January 10th, 2013

    Can’t top that, Crackah!

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  3. Col. Angus

    January 10th, 2013

    Right up there with Skidmark’s Nobel. What’s next…Biden accepted into Mensa?

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  4. cato

    January 10th, 2013

    It was a very tough competition.

    Woody Allen came in a close second.

    Adultery trumped incest.

    Who says morality is dead in the US.

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  5. Dr. Tar

    January 10th, 2013

    How abut the Kennedy Fidelity Award – lifetime acheivement in Bubba’s case.

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  6. the aardvark

    January 10th, 2013

    Are we in Bizarro world or what?

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  7. Menderman

    January 10th, 2013

    He was awarded for changing the Rorschach inkblot test from black spots on white paper to White spots on blue linen.

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  8. BILL

    January 10th, 2013

    monicas father could not be reached for comment.

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  9. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 10th, 2013

    It’s just another “celebrity” event of self-congratulatory, self-promoting tribute to themselves, voted on by their low-information groupies.

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  10. Shiite from Shinola

    January 10th, 2013

    You know your standards are totally fukked up when you give the highest honors to a lying, rapist, hillbilly son of a bitch whose been impeached because he didn’t live up to the American standards.
    Oh, and draft dodging, pot smoking mutha fucka.

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  11. Ya sure

    January 10th, 2013

    In the manner of All Star balloting, Bubba got a vote each time he dipped his wick for yelping “Who’s your Daddy!?”

    Next week Hillary gets the EOY Award for least sicktime used.

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  12. Nutjob

    January 10th, 2013

    Patient of the Year at the STD clinic?

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  13. DirtClub

    January 10th, 2013

    His ONLY child (at least that the public knows about) is in her mid 30′s and is married.

    Before she was 10 he was using his position as Governor to rape women.

    So I wonder if Monica Lewinsky will be invited when he recieves his award.

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  14. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 10th, 2013

    Taken from the press release:

    “….The National Father’s Day Committee is part of the Father’s Day/Mother’s Day Council, Inc., a non-profit association that has as its mission the recognition and awarding of honors to role model contemporary Fathers and Mothers, while at the same time contributing to issues affecting the life and well-being of men, women and families…..”

    Tell me again how slick meets the criteria for this mission??

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  15. Hotlanta Mike

    January 10th, 2013

    Of course he is father of the year. How else does an untalented, unattractive woman secure a spot as a “journolist” on a national tv broadcast channel?

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  16. thirdtwin

    January 10th, 2013

    The Ryder Cup?

    The Bentwood Trophy?

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  17. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 10th, 2013

    I just heard on Rush that the 2007 Father of the Year was……drumroll……John Edwards…..cymbal crash!!

    What a meaningful award.

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  18. Buffalobob

    January 10th, 2013

    Kind of like the participation trophies kids get for playing tee ball.

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  19. lulu5297

    January 10th, 2013

    This coming from the same committee that had John Edwards as father of the year in 2007. Bwwaaahhh!!!

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  20. Anonymous

    January 10th, 2013

    Wanker of the decade?

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  21. Bubba v Barri

    January 10th, 2013

    The winner had to submit a DNA sample.

    Urkel’s are locked up with the college transcripts but Bubba’s left samples in all 57 states !

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  22. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 10th, 2013

    The Piece Prize?

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