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Even an Asshat like Jesse Ventura Can Make Mincemeat of the Likes of Piers Morgan

Home - by - January 9, 2013 - 20:15 America/New_York - 27 Comments

Even while Jesse is off scampering about proving that 9/11 was “an inside job” he is able to take down slow-brained Piers Morgan without resorting to an Alex Jones style performance.

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  1. old_oaks

    January 9th, 2013

    Just not Alex Jones.

    Did anyone hear the dude behind FPSRussia was shot execution style? Guns supposedly surrounded the dude.

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  2. Left Coast Dan

    January 9th, 2013

    Re ‘Gunfight at the OK Corral’ comment near the end – what are the odds that more people would end up dead if there is someone intent upon killing as many people as he possibly can with nobody to oppose him, vs. that person being opposed by one or more? You brought it up, Piers, I’d like to hear a thoughtful answer to that.

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  3. GI-had Joe

    January 9th, 2013

    There’s nothing I hate more than some pompous ass, who isn’t even an American, lecturing Americans about what he thinks is sensible for Americans. Fuck Piers Morgan. And kudos to JV for handing him his head. Most rationale argument I ever heard him make.

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  4. super toe

    January 9th, 2013

    A nutcase Ventura just handed little Lord Fauntleroy an intellectual wedgie.

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  5. Menderman

    January 9th, 2013

    I’ll add one thing to what Ventura said about guns are for “the people to defend themselves against the government”, and he is absolutely correct! It was also put in place so that the government would fear the people, not the other way around. We have largely lost that battle, and I fear the government, they don’t fear me…but I’ll be damed if they think I am gonna dig my own grave!

    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

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  6. Saxindacity

    January 9th, 2013

    History Lesson-

    This is the Ventura as I remember running for Governor of Minnesota. He was nothing more than a sports station radio announcer and quite successful (became announcer for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers)
    He ran for office on a lark…and won because people were sick of the usual crap (nobody gave him a chance of winning!) He himself may have been more surprised than anyone.
    In the aftermath, he became the nut case he is today (not that he was completely sane before) He couldn’t take the media criticism (called them Jackals)
    He moved to Mexico and comes back at times and is what he is.
    Now we have as governor, Mark Dayton, a descendant of the family that founded Target Corp. He’s afraid of his own shadow, looks like a deer in headlights…look up his record as a US senator. He closed his and office hightailed it out of DC thinking the terrorists were after him.

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  7. Cracker Baby

    January 9th, 2013

    Who only has 6000 rounds of ammo?

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  8. Pubert

    January 9th, 2013

    Piers Morgan is the crack spider’s bitch.

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  9. ohwow

    January 9th, 2013

    The difference between Spain, France, Germany and other European countries having handfuls of gun deaths and the USA’s thousands of gun deaths… drum roll… blacks. Europe… low amounts. USA high amounts
    government statistics show that the majority of US gun violence/deaths is black on black.

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  10. Hanoverfist

    January 9th, 2013

    ohwow

    Go away before we all start paying attention to you.

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  11. Moe Tom

    January 9th, 2013

    You know I love the English people, I have many relaves in England. But I wish that limey bastard, Piers Morgan, would fuck off back home to cockneyville.

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  12. Moe Tom

    January 9th, 2013

    releatives. oops

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  13. Claudia

    January 9th, 2013

    @Saxindacity – AMEN!!!!!!

    I voted for Jesse because he made more sense than the R & D that were running with him. This was just what he was like.

    He really did, people! He was fairly rational and spoke what he meant. He fell apart when he tried to fix the schools and teachers (he was ahead of his time) and the media murdered him.

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  14. Bad Brad

    January 9th, 2013

    Saxindacity, Well you missed Navy Seal (Maybe just demolition team), Pro wrestler for probably 20 years and a couple good movies. I’m not a fan, but he was smart enough to kick the Limies ass.

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  15. citizenjane

    January 9th, 2013

    Ventura’s not an asshat.

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  16. IOpian

    January 9th, 2013

    We should be thankful for people like Piers Morgan and Barack Obama because they clarify exactly the types of people the framers had in mind when they penned the Second Amendment.

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  17. tom@drum

    January 9th, 2013

    Piers. There is no R in cinema, you Sassenach bastard.

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  18. Moe Tom

    January 9th, 2013

    IOpian. You are making me think. Why ther uck are you makin me tink this late ate nite? Have you no shame sir?

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  19. Moe Tom

    January 9th, 2013

    Bill O’Reilly just sucks. just sayin. I’ll have one more ajust shag off to the couch. Nobody here to chat with anyway, so fu*kit.

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  20. Moe Tom

    January 9th, 2013

    Sorry I’ll stick around for Dennis Miller. It be wednsday.

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  21. Moe Tom

    January 9th, 2013

    Worth sticking around. Al Gore is an empty hat. 300 of the 353 members of cngress are iskoles. Gud niteeee

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  22. fullcirclethinker

    January 9th, 2013

    Morgan keeps spouting lying stats! When it comes to deaths per 100,000 citizens, Great Britain is number one! USA: not even in the top ten!!! Arrrgh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  23. Bad Brad

    January 10th, 2013

    fullcirclethinker, Them Limies didn’t use guns. It’s all about gun deaths. In other words, if you get killed that’s O.K. unless it was with a gun.

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  24. Ninsuna

    January 10th, 2013

    Piers Morgan apparently thinks “Massacre at Dachau” is preferable to “Gunfight at the OK Corral.” What a moronic pile of bombastic vomitus!

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  25. BILL

    January 10th, 2013

    didn’t morgan choose to come to the usa which has a lot of guns in citizens hands and then starts crying about it. why didn’t he just stay in britian which he is claiming is so safe?

    the problem with morgan is he and his ilk likes to be ruled over by a king or queen. they like being subjects, serfs, slaves to an all powerful state.

    real Americans don’t.

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  26. hymiehizbizkit

    January 10th, 2013

    My barber was Jesse’s neighbor for years.
    Says he’s a fairly normal guy.

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  27. Jerry Manderin

    January 10th, 2013

    Piers Morgan always looks like someone is holding a small turd under his nose.

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