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Cops Arrest Portland Man For Strangling Girlfriend With His Dreadlocks
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Meet Caleb Grotberg.
The Portland, Oregon man is facing an array of criminal charges after he allegedly assaulted his girlfriend early yesterday and “choked her with his dread-locked hair,” according to police.
Tabby
January 9th, 2013
Don’t tell me let me guess.. He was active in OWS!
Anonymous
January 9th, 2013
Where’s DREADLOCK CONTROL, INC.?!?! Only the police & military need dreadlocks!!! Why haven’t we banned HIGH CAPACITY HAIR yet?!?! We need to BAN WIGS, EXTENSIONS, HAIR DRYERS, COMBS, MOUSSE, HAIR SPRAY, & AFRO PICKS NOW!!! We need to profile FLOYD THE BARBER on America’s Most Wanted!!!
$10 sez, this POS gets off on some HAIR-brained defense, out there in the land of Fruits & Nuts: Northwest Territory…
Bob M.
January 9th, 2013
Awww crap – I forgot to sign in – the above was MY rant.
Maudie N Mandeville
January 9th, 2013
He’s now a shoe-in on a Democrat ticket.
hanoverfist
January 9th, 2013
Anybody else see the swastika on ‘ol Charile here?
Czar of Defenestration
January 9th, 2013
Gnarly, dude.
The hair, I mean.
Metprof
January 9th, 2013
Portlandia, episode 17.
judgeroybean
January 9th, 2013
Hard to get all weepy eyed over an air headed loser who’d have anything to do with this POS.
Brooke
January 9th, 2013
Nasty. How did someone that obviously hasn’t showered in a coon’s age get a girlfriend, anyway?
CrustyB
January 9th, 2013
His girlfriend didn’t recycle her tampons or something?
Stirrin the B.S.
January 9th, 2013
She must have been bogarting the joint.
He first tried to give her 40 lashes with his dreads, but that didn’t work, so he resorted to more drastic measures.
His punishment should be to donate his hair to dread-locks of love.
Jerry Manderin
January 9th, 2013
At least she died smelling like patchouli oil.
BAN DREADLOCKS!
Claudia
January 9th, 2013
She should be glad he didn’t whip out his dingdong and beat her with it.
http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=158155 .
Stranded in Sonoma
January 9th, 2013
If we can prove the murderer played some kind of organized sports, maybe Bob Costas can give us his thoughtful insight into this case.
MemphisRebel
January 9th, 2013
I bet he could strangle you with his personal aroma.
Ernst1776
January 9th, 2013
I see ‘men’ (for lack of a more accuruate word) like this all over Oregon. There minds are fried and the view on life is scary. and the woman they usually couple with are almost as bad.
Edmund
January 9th, 2013
wasn’t this just on an episode of Portlandia?
Tim
January 9th, 2013
When dreadlocks are outlawed only scumbags will have dreadlocks … uhhhhh, wait a sec …
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 9th, 2013
I always wonder what the dreadlock wearers like this guy are trying to express? They’re not haitian or jamaican, so what’s the deal? I understand why the homeless guys with the mental/chemical dependency problems do it (because they don’t have regular access to hygiene products) but what’s this guy’s issue?