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Fishing Quiz

Home - by - January 8, 2013 - 22:15 America/New_York - 29 Comments

Ht/ Racist
I may not know my cars, but I got all of these correct.

Every answer is D. How did you do?

By the way, this quiz also doubles as a “you might be gay” quiz. If you’re a guy and noticed that the questions are out of order… you might be gay.

Oddly, I scored horribly on THIS TEST.

 

» 29 Comments

  1. Bad Brad

    January 8th, 2013

    Answer to every question except number 1. Pink Snapper.

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  2. grayscape

    January 8th, 2013

    Damn…. I don’t know shit about fishing but somehow I got 100% on that quiz. Lucky I guess…

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  3. Nutjob

    January 8th, 2013

    Same here, no little about fishing except for bass and perch but got them all correct.
    Almost got the bass 1 wrong luckily I went with my manhood instincts.

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  4. Kairn

    January 8th, 2013

    Here’s my answer to you guys:

    Who gives a shit!!!

    Where’s my quiz with pics of shirtless, hunky fishermen?

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  5. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    January 8th, 2013

    This quiz was about fishing? Why weren’t there any pictures of fish….oh.

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  6. Hotlanta Mike

    January 8th, 2013

    A woman goes into Wal-mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get, so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-mart associate standing there with dark glasses on. She asks, “Excuse me sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?” He says, “Ma’am I’m blind, but if you drop it on the counter I can tell you everything you need to know about it from the sound that it makes.” She didn’t believe him, but dropped it all on the counter anyway. He said “That’s a 6′ graphite rod with Zebco 202 reel and 10 lb. test line. It’s a good all around rod and reel, and it’s $20.” She says, “That’s amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it’s what I’m looking for, so I’ll take it.” He walks behind the counter to the register. And in the meantime, the woman farts. At first she is embarrassed, but then realizes that there is no way he could tell it was she. Being blind, he wouldn’t know that she was the only person around. He rings up the sale and says, “That will be $25.50.” She asks, “But didn’t you say it was $20?” He says, “Yes ma’am, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50!”

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  7. jclady

    January 8th, 2013

    And if any of these girls were waiting on you in a restaurant, how much tip would you leave?

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  8. Dagney

    January 8th, 2013

    In Asia, those girls would be average; in America, they are stunners.

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  9. Moe Tom

    January 8th, 2013

    1,a
    2,c
    3,c
    4,a
    5,b
    6,a
    7,c
    8,b
    9,d. Fuck this I’m going blind

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  10. Bad Brad

    January 8th, 2013

    jclady, All of it. Sorry, I’m a pig.

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  11. Bad Brad

    January 8th, 2013

     
  12. theJadedBarrel

    January 8th, 2013

    @Hotlanta, lol & lost my train of thought.

    Oh yeah what’s an angler?

    never mind, don’t give a….

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  13. Bad Brad

    January 8th, 2013

    I’m surprise more of you guys aren’t anglers. Ya get your pole wet and come back smelling like fish.

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  14. Stevo

    January 8th, 2013

    There was a quiz?

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  15. Dagney

    January 8th, 2013

    I don’t even know what an ‘angler’ is !!

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  16. Bad Brad

    January 8th, 2013

    Dagney, Are you French Can currently living in Thailand?

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  17. Racist

    January 8th, 2013

    As much as I’d like to take credit for bagging all those uh, fish… and as plausible as it seems that I would indeed be one to be familiar with a quiz that pertains to my two favorite things in life…
    But alas, it was not I who submitted that exhilirating plethora of squishy squiggly maritime scented mount-worthy catches of the day!!! Even in my youthful days of drinking as if my Irish ancestors were judging my manliness on it, I would’ve remebered every one of those little snappers!!! (Good thing Mrs. R is asleep! Although I think I may have to go wake her for a minute or three and a half…)

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  18. Serious Putty

    January 8th, 2013

    #13 Welsh Corgi. What did I win?

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  19. ironyCurtain

    January 9th, 2013

    I did not notice the questions were out of order.

    And I’ve always been partial to Ds.

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  20. Bad Brad

    January 9th, 2013

    ironyCurtain, Ya gotta try a couple double D’s. There awesome.

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  21. old_oaks

    January 9th, 2013

    I fish a lot, I’m not gay, but I fail to see a connection with fishing and women.

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  22. Corona

    January 9th, 2013

    I’ve always been partial to low tide and anchovies.

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  23. Unruly Refugee

    January 9th, 2013

    NIce! Makes me want to buy a boat.

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  24. Ricky

    January 9th, 2013

    it reminds me of that old saying: it it flies, floats, or fornicates…rent it!

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  25. 6pack 2go

    January 9th, 2013

    #6 pulled that fish out of the water with her bare hands. shes mine!!

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  26. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 9th, 2013

    I knew I should never have shown that quiz to Hemingway and JFK. They argued over who would get to use the box of Kleenex and the bathroom first.
    :evil:

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  27. kvn

    January 9th, 2013

    Failed the test. So I get to take it again!
    Who gives a shit?

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  28. Bob M.

    January 9th, 2013

    I predict a NICE catch of tuna… ;-)

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  29. WhoreDildo "Che" Rivera

    January 9th, 2013

    I love these pictorial quizes, although I got every question wrong.

    Fur, can this be a daily feature on IOTW?

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