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Why Are YOU Going To the Inauguration ?
Wapo Asks -
Are you coming to Washington for Obama’s inauguration? If so, what motivates you: patriotism, a personal connection or something else? Share with us the story of why you are coming.
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Because I want to fart in his general direction for slicing into my paycheck. #imthere
Because I am a masochist. #imthere
Because I heard he will be throwing money like Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon. #imthere
Because I don’t have a job. Why not? #imthere
RANDO
January 8th, 2013
I do not support that usurper.
At all.
Anonymous
January 8th, 2013
The only good reason silly: I lost my phone.
Anonymous
January 8th, 2013
Two words: Free Stuff
thelittlebrother
January 8th, 2013
maranâ’ thâ’
Stranded in Sonoma
January 8th, 2013
I’m going to 0bama’s inauguration because I’ve never seen a king coronate himself. #imthere
marcus tullius cicero
January 8th, 2013
#$%&*JUST TO SEE IF BIDEN-SPHINCTER BENDS OVER AND GIVES OKENYAN THE RED-WOODPECKER TREATMENT.
Unneutral
January 8th, 2013
Yeah, sure, I’d like to see what he really looks like.
I know most everything he says is untrue so I can’t help but think even the cameras lie about him.
Besides, I’ve never met anyone that has caused so much damage and has never been guilty of creating it.
KF
January 8th, 2013
My great grandad was there when Hitler was sworn in and I’ll be there for 0bama
Plain Jane
January 8th, 2013
I’d much rather go to Beck’s Misfits’ Ball.
KF
January 8th, 2013
Because I want to see liberty destroyed while people cheer
KF
January 8th, 2013
It’s like watching the World Trade Ceneter fall except for the whole country
Rev Wright
January 8th, 2013
Because GOD DAMN AMERICA !! Thats why !!
Sean Penn(is)
January 8th, 2013
Because it will meaningful to the mentality of the moment, duh!
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
January 8th, 2013
Sunday should be the NFL Conference Championships. Hopefully, the caravan of blathering idiots will have passed by the time kick off rolls around.
Janeane Garofalo
January 8th, 2013
To show those EEEEVIL tea party racists how smart I am
Teh Krugman
January 8th, 2013
To pick up my trillion dollar commemorative coin
Ghost of Who Go Chavez
January 8th, 2013
#I’ll be there
To get some bananas for my republic
John Boehner
January 8th, 2013
To cry
Joey "bye bye" Biden
January 8th, 2013
I’ll be there for ice cream and cake *yeah*
hanoverfist
January 8th, 2013
Because it’s all Bush’s fault!
caroleigh
January 8th, 2013
I’m going because I want to meet Lee Harvey Ocwald
Geoff C. The Saltine
January 8th, 2013
To crap my pants and stink up the place.
Diogenes
January 8th, 2013
I’m going to see Michelle’s clown suit and to watch Joe Biden falls off the podium……
Bayouwulf
January 8th, 2013
I want to meet John Wilkes Booth!
double dog dare you
January 8th, 2013
Because we need a dozen or so peeps at strategic positions to use this — http://www.liquidass.com/ — at designated time.
Corky
January 8th, 2013
To say “Molon Labe”
caroleigh
January 8th, 2013
wonder if he will use the crappy quran to sware in on……made from USED t-paper..
Horrorman18
January 8th, 2013
Because I’m hoping to see his head get so inflated that he just floats away never to be seen again…#imthere
Stirrin the B.S.
January 8th, 2013
Because I paid $3 dollars to sit with him and Mooch on the dais. They promised me that I won….#imthere
Bad Brad
January 8th, 2013
Very healthy Ethnic Food.
Stranded in Sonoma
January 8th, 2013
@double dog dare you — You forget that buh-ROCK to smell Mooshell on a daily basis, so Liquid ASS will have no effect on him or anyone in the White House for that matter.
Tim
January 8th, 2013
I want to be there when God pulls a “Herod Agrippa” on Obama …
Dan Ryan Galt
January 8th, 2013
For a clear shot………………..with my camera of course.
The only reason I would go would be to help clean up OUR NATIONAL MALL after the drooling slobs leave because you know it’s gonna look like the last time they were there.
http://vivianlouise.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/tea-party-clean-up/
Check this “before” BS from 2009. Priceless!
http://earth911.com/news/2009/01/19/rolling-out-the-green-carpet/
AbigailAdams
January 8th, 2013
I’m going to see Lincoln sworn in. That’s who they say is our next president, right? Right?
Unruly Refugee
January 9th, 2013
Because I heard that somebody has been training an unkindness of ravens to fly in and pluck that bastard’s eyes out. #imthere