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obama and biden #imthere

Are you coming to Washington for Obama’s inauguration? If so, what motivates you: patriotism, a personal connection or something else? Share with us the story of why you are coming.

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Because I want to fart in his general direction for slicing into my paycheck. #imthere

Because I am a masochist. #imthere

Because I heard he will be throwing money like Al Pacino in Dog Day Afternoon. #imthere

Because I don’t have a job. Why not? #imthere

 

» 35 Comments

  1. RANDO

    January 8th, 2013

    I do not support that usurper.
    At all.

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  2. Anonymous

    January 8th, 2013

    The only good reason silly: I lost my phone.

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  3. Anonymous

    January 8th, 2013

    Two words: Free Stuff

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  4. thelittlebrother

    January 8th, 2013

    maranâ’ thâ’

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  5. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 8th, 2013

    I’m going to 0bama’s inauguration because I’ve never seen a king coronate himself. #imthere

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  6. marcus tullius cicero

    January 8th, 2013

    #$%&*JUST TO SEE IF BIDEN-SPHINCTER BENDS OVER AND GIVES OKENYAN THE RED-WOODPECKER TREATMENT.

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  7. Unneutral

    January 8th, 2013

    Yeah, sure, I’d like to see what he really looks like.
    I know most everything he says is untrue so I can’t help but think even the cameras lie about him.

    Besides, I’ve never met anyone that has caused so much damage and has never been guilty of creating it.

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  8. KF

    January 8th, 2013

    My great grandad was there when Hitler was sworn in and I’ll be there for 0bama

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  9. Plain Jane

    January 8th, 2013

    I’d much rather go to Beck’s Misfits’ Ball.

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  10. KF

    January 8th, 2013

    Because I want to see liberty destroyed while people cheer

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  11. KF

    January 8th, 2013

    It’s like watching the World Trade Ceneter fall except for the whole country

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  12. Rev Wright

    January 8th, 2013

    Because GOD DAMN AMERICA !! Thats why !!

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  13. Sean Penn(is)

    January 8th, 2013

    Because it will meaningful to the mentality of the moment, duh!

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  14. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    January 8th, 2013

    Sunday should be the NFL Conference Championships. Hopefully, the caravan of blathering idiots will have passed by the time kick off rolls around.

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  15. Janeane Garofalo

    January 8th, 2013

    To show those EEEEVIL tea party racists how smart I am

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  16. Teh Krugman

    January 8th, 2013

    To pick up my trillion dollar commemorative coin

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  17. Ghost of Who Go Chavez

    January 8th, 2013

    #I’ll be there
    To get some bananas for my republic

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  18. John Boehner

    January 8th, 2013

    To cry

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  19. Joey "bye bye" Biden

    January 8th, 2013

    I’ll be there for ice cream and cake *yeah*

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  20. hanoverfist

    January 8th, 2013

    Because it’s all Bush’s fault!

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  21. caroleigh

    January 8th, 2013

    I’m going because I want to meet Lee Harvey Ocwald

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  22. Geoff C. The Saltine

    January 8th, 2013

    To crap my pants and stink up the place.

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  23. Diogenes

    January 8th, 2013

    I’m going to see Michelle’s clown suit and to watch Joe Biden falls off the podium……

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  24. Bayouwulf

    January 8th, 2013

    I want to meet John Wilkes Booth!

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  25. double dog dare you

    January 8th, 2013

    Because we need a dozen or so peeps at strategic positions to use this — http://www.liquidass.com/ — at designated time.

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  26. Corky

    January 8th, 2013

    To say “Molon Labe”

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  27. caroleigh

    January 8th, 2013

    wonder if he will use the crappy quran to sware in on……made from USED t-paper..

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  28. Horrorman18

    January 8th, 2013

    Because I’m hoping to see his head get so inflated that he just floats away never to be seen again…#imthere

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  29. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 8th, 2013

    Because I paid $3 dollars to sit with him and Mooch on the dais. They promised me that I won….#imthere

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  30. Bad Brad

    January 8th, 2013

    Very healthy Ethnic Food.

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  31. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 8th, 2013

    @double dog dare you — You forget that buh-ROCK to smell Mooshell on a daily basis, so Liquid ASS will have no effect on him or anyone in the White House for that matter.

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  32. Tim

    January 8th, 2013

    I want to be there when God pulls a “Herod Agrippa” on Obama …

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  33. Dan Ryan Galt

    January 8th, 2013

    For a clear shot………………..with my camera of course.

    The only reason I would go would be to help clean up OUR NATIONAL MALL after the drooling slobs leave because you know it’s gonna look like the last time they were there.

    http://vivianlouise.wordpress.com/2009/09/14/tea-party-clean-up/

    Check this “before” BS from 2009. Priceless!

    http://earth911.com/news/2009/01/19/rolling-out-the-green-carpet/

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  34. AbigailAdams

    January 8th, 2013

    I’m going to see Lincoln sworn in. That’s who they say is our next president, right? Right?

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  35. Unruly Refugee

    January 9th, 2013

    Because I heard that somebody has been training an unkindness of ravens to fly in and pluck that bastard’s eyes out. #imthere

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