Home - by BigFurHat - January 7, 2013 - 21:19 America/New_York - 89 Comments
SURPRISE, Ariz. — Surprise Police shot a man Saturday after he threatened to take his own life.
January 7th, 2013
That’ll teach the bastard. This make my head hurt.
I bet he doesn’t do that again.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Oh crap. Surprise Gynecology clinic. lol
Video keeps locking up on me. My computer doesn’t seem to get along with Highwinds Network Group for some reason.
That’s a great game.
Places you’ll find in Surprise.
Similar occurences have happened recently in Wellduh, OK, and Noshit, Tx.
Surprise Suicide Prevention Center. You can’t shoot yourself, but we sure as hell can send the police to shoot you if you try.
Thank God this story didn’t take place in Shocking AZ. Who knows what would have happened.
Come visit Smackover, Arkansas some time. Bring the kids.
I like the line “for some unknown reason police opened fire”.
I’m thinking it went down like this.
The new guy showed up looking all tactical, was briefed, walked into the room, saw the man had a gun and then shouted “he’s got a gun” and once the first round went off, they all started squeezing the trigger.
Or scenerio #2, “fuck it call his bluff and shoot him” see he if wants to die or begs for you to stop shooting.
Surprise unemployment department
Surprise Emergency Medical Center.
Surprise wedding chapel
Surprise, Surprise Party Planners.
Surprise Family Planning
Surprise Investment Group.
Surprise Detective Agency.
Surprise indoor firing range.
surprise life insurance
Surprise Fire dept
Surprise sewage and waste
Surprise Funeral Home.
Surprise Elderly Care
Surprise legal counsel, specializing in Living and Last Will and Testaments.
Surprise Nerve Disorder Clinic
Surprise Horse Stables
Surprise Jokes on you comedy to your door delivery service.
Surprise Rest Home
Surprise Nudist Colony
Surprise we just graduated from the acedemy.
Surprise Rape Prevention Center
Surprise suicide hot line.
Surprise Adoptive services
Surprise, no need to worry about future bills.
Surprise Collision and Repair
Surprise Demolition Service
How the hell did all of this just happen?….Surprise?
Surprise Police department.
Surprise Floor Waxing
Surprise Plastic Surgery
Surprise recall election.
Surprise Visitor’s Center
Surprise sympathy cards.
The last thing you want to do in AZ is call 911 and report that your loved one has a knife/gun and is threatening to harm himself.
Surprise fertility clinic
Surprise City inspectors
Surprise divorce Attorney
Surprise Strip Club
This town should come as no surprise
Surprise Dating Service
Surprise Surprise Gomer Pyle Memorial Park.
Surprise free STD clinic.
Surprise Escort Service
January 8th, 2013
Surprise Auto Repo
Surprise Pest Control
Surprise Private Investigators
Surprise Painting Company
Surprise Fertility Clinic.
Surprise Drilling Services
@Chalupa, LOL !! I hope there is not really such a park.
Surprise Vasectomy Clinic
Surprise LASIK Clinic
@Unruly – if there is, stay out of the bushes and run if someone says Shazam!!
You guys ever read about old Gomer Pile and the L.A. Rams back in the day. Apparently the team considered him a good luck charm. Something to do with the national anthem, but he hung with Roman Gabriel and Jack Snow a bunch.
I used to hear stories about Joe Namath and Gomer.
Oh, geez. There really is a Surprise Funeral home:
LOL! I come back hours later and all this happened.
What a surprise!
Is Jim Nabors still alive and if he is how could there be a memorial park named after him? Golly and Shazam what a surprise that would be to Gomer. Maybe the memorial park is named after his late cousin Goober Pyle.
It’s a good thing this didn’t happen in Why, AZ.
……go ahead, I’ll wait while you look it up.
Sounds a tad redundant!
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