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Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
That’ll teach the bastard. This make my head hurt.
joe6pak
January 7th, 2013
I bet he doesn’t do that again.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Oh crap. Surprise Gynecology clinic. lol
Unruly Refugee
January 7th, 2013
Video keeps locking up on me. My computer doesn’t seem to get along with Highwinds Network Group for some reason.
BigFurHat
January 7th, 2013
Hehe.
That’s a great game.
Places you’ll find in Surprise.
Surprise Funeral.
Stevo
January 7th, 2013
Similar occurences have happened recently in Wellduh, OK, and Noshit, Tx.
Unruly Refugee
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Suicide Prevention Center. You can’t shoot yourself, but we sure as hell can send the police to shoot you if you try.
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Thank God this story didn’t take place in Shocking AZ. Who knows what would have happened.
Unruly Refugee
January 7th, 2013
Come visit Smackover, Arkansas some time. Bring the kids.
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
I like the line “for some unknown reason police opened fire”.
I’m thinking it went down like this.
The new guy showed up looking all tactical, was briefed, walked into the room, saw the man had a gun and then shouted “he’s got a gun” and once the first round went off, they all started squeezing the trigger.
Or scenerio #2, “fuck it call his bluff and shoot him” see he if wants to die or begs for you to stop shooting.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Surprise unemployment department
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Emergency Medical Center.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Surprise wedding chapel
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Surprise, Surprise Party Planners.
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Family Planning
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Investment Group.
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Detective Agency.
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise indoor firing range.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
surprise life insurance
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Fire dept
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Surprise sewage and waste
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Colonoscopy.
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Funeral Home.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Elderly Care
Bayouwulf
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Proctology
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise legal counsel, specializing in Living and Last Will and Testaments.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Nerve Disorder Clinic
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Horse Stables
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Jokes on you comedy to your door delivery service.
BigFurHat
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Circumcision
BigFurHat
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Rest Home
BigFurHat
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Cemetery
BigFurHat
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Nudist Colony
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise we just graduated from the acedemy.
BigFurHat
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Dentistry
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Rape Prevention Center
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Surprise suicide hot line.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Adoptive services
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Restaurant
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise, no need to worry about future bills.
BigFurHat
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Banking
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Hardware.
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise utilities
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Collision and Repair
BigFurHat
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Demolition Service
BigFurHat
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Restrooms
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
How the hell did all of this just happen?….Surprise?
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Police department.
Hawaiian
January 7th, 2013
Surprise OB/GYN
Hawaiian
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Daycare
BigFurHat
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Floor Waxing
Hawaiian
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Plastic Surgery
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Moving
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Realtors
Hawaiian
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Exterminators
Jimmy
January 7th, 2013
Surprise recall election.
Jimmy
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Visitor’s Center
RANDO
January 7th, 2013
Surprise sympathy cards.
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Surprise pyrotechnics.
Buffalobob
January 7th, 2013
The last thing you want to do in AZ is call 911 and report that your loved one has a knife/gun and is threatening to harm himself.
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise fertility clinic
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise City inspectors
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Cheerleaders
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise divorce Attorney
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Tools
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Strip Club
Nutjob
January 7th, 2013
This town should come as no surprise
Kairn
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Dating Service
Chalupa
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Surprise Gomer Pyle Memorial Park.
conservative cowgirl
January 7th, 2013
Surprise free STD clinic.
Bad Brad
January 7th, 2013
Surprise Escort Service
norman einstein
January 8th, 2013
Surprise Auto Repo
norman einstein
January 8th, 2013
Surprise Pest Control
norman einstein
January 8th, 2013
Surprise Private Investigators
Kairn
January 8th, 2013
Surprise Painting Company
Bad Brad
January 8th, 2013
Surprise Fertility Clinic.
Kairn
January 8th, 2013
Surprise Drilling Services
Bad Brad
January 8th, 2013
Surprise Pest Control
Unruly Refugee
January 8th, 2013
@Chalupa, LOL !! I hope there is not really such a park.
Unruly Refugee
January 8th, 2013
Surprise Vasectomy Clinic
Kairn
January 8th, 2013
Surprise LASIK Clinic
Chalupa
January 8th, 2013
@Unruly – if there is, stay out of the bushes and run if someone says Shazam!!
Bad Brad
January 8th, 2013
You guys ever read about old Gomer Pile and the L.A. Rams back in the day. Apparently the team considered him a good luck charm. Something to do with the national anthem, but he hung with Roman Gabriel and Jack Snow a bunch.
Unruly Refugee
January 8th, 2013
I used to hear stories about Joe Namath and Gomer.
Goofy fuckers.
conservative cowgirl
January 8th, 2013
Oh, geez. There really is a Surprise Funeral home:
http://www.dignitymemorial.com/surprise-funeral-care/en-us/index.page
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 8th, 2013
LOL! I come back hours later and all this happened.
What a surprise!
the aardvark
January 8th, 2013
Is Jim Nabors still alive and if he is how could there be a memorial park named after him? Golly and Shazam what a surprise that would be to Gomer. Maybe the memorial park is named after his late cousin Goober Pyle.
Bayouwulf
January 8th, 2013
It’s a good thing this didn’t happen in Why, AZ.
……go ahead, I’ll wait while you look it up.
Patricia
January 8th, 2013
Sounds a tad redundant!