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From Rosalind
RE: http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=164281
I had to go to another location last July for training. One morning, I found this note posted on the general employee bathroom. My comment was “Soon to be placed in the employee manual”. I went to another bathroom.
Perhaps employees should be forced to provide healthcare, you know, to offset the spread of disease perpetrated by animals? -bfh
Jack Daniels
January 6th, 2013
how are the young suppose to learn to be good citizens when adults act like this?
Can you imagine having to actually put up a sign like this because some employees have absolutely no sense of common courtesy or decency?
friggin disgusting!
RosalindJ
January 6th, 2013
I had no desire to observe how bad it was. I can attest that most of the people I’ve met there are obama voters.
Snowball the Sourpuss
January 6th, 2013
Somebody’s got some assplaining to do!
Team America
January 6th, 2013
Gross! We were in northern Florida doing a bike tour and stopped at a gas station/chicken fast food place to refuel and warm up a bit. Went to the restroom and puked as soon as I saw it. It was so gross I can’t describe it. I held my bodily fluids until the next stop.
F.D.R. in Hell
January 6th, 2013
I hope they clean the White House after those exploding asses leave… if they ever do.
Nasty, nasty, nasty.
Unruly Refugee
January 6th, 2013
I wonder who told taught these people to wipe their asses with the restroom. BH0 maybe?
Unruly Refugee
January 6th, 2013
Warning: Watch for shitbomb fallout.
Jethro
January 6th, 2013
In my 50 years on this earth I have never – NEVER missed the toilet. Not while suffering from severe, flu induced runs, montezuma’s revenge, and even while purging in prep for a colonoscopy.
I believe these people do this on purpose. There is no other explanation.
Jethro
January 6th, 2013
TMI?
Stranded in Sonoma
January 6th, 2013
@Jethro — I’ll give you a TMI.
When I worked in Chevron service stations many years ago, one of my duties was to clean up the doody in the restrooms. At one station, the people were so bad they wouldn’t even tell the employees that the toilets were clogged. They would shit on top of the shit on top of the shit in the toilet. I went in to clean up and it looked like a shit mountain. I’m not joking. We had to call in a septic tank specialist to remove all of the feces. What he found was a pair of pants that were flushed down the toilet. That jibed with the clothing tags I found in the trash. Some lowlife stole a pair of pants from a local store, changed in our restroom, flushed his old ones down the toilet and shit on top of them. Then everyone else shit on top of the clogged toilet without telling anyone it was clogged.
And people wonder why the restrooms are reserved for customers only.
Bad Brad
January 6th, 2013
Nothing I hate worse then bad bathroom manners.
Noelegy
January 6th, 2013
Oh, the stories I could tell from when I worked at a book/music/video store that had ONE restroom for customers and employees alike. People are NASTY when they know they don’t have to clean up the results.
grayscape
January 6th, 2013
The problem is that those responsible for the assplosions can’t read the sign or don’t give a shit.
Dagney
January 6th, 2013
Why would you bring your donkey in the bathroom anyway?
Bad Brad
January 6th, 2013
Or a Panda
Anonymous
January 7th, 2013
Damm you, Stranded…
I laughed so hard my mandible fell off and some punk named Trayvon picked it up and ran away.
Now, I’m going to have to get a jawbone of an ass.
No, not one from the Bible, silly…
Teddy Kennedy’s.
F.D.R. in Hell
January 7th, 2013
Just testing Lucifer’s Witness Protection Plan.
grayscape
January 7th, 2013
“I went in to clean up and it looked like a shit mountain.”
Bwaahaahhaahaaha!!!
charlotte
January 7th, 2013
Suddenly I smelt shit when I read that. I kid you not.
charlotte
January 7th, 2013
This is Obummer’s America.
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 7th, 2013
omg I can’t stop laughing.
RosalindJ
January 7th, 2013
I can manage to communicate with the co-workers from the DR, but I’m still looking for a decent mobile app for an English->Haitian Creole translator that’s not too expensive (don’t want to throw away $ on an iffy one). I’m serious.