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From Rosalind

RE: http://iowntheworld.com/blog/?p=164281

I had to go to another location last July for training. One morning, I found this note posted on the general employee bathroom. My comment was “Soon to be placed in the employee manual”.  I went to another bathroom.-1

Perhaps employees should be forced to provide healthcare, you know, to offset the spread of disease perpetrated by animals? -bfh

 

 

» 22 Comments

  1. Jack Daniels

    January 6th, 2013

    how are the young suppose to learn to be good citizens when adults act like this?

    Can you imagine having to actually put up a sign like this because some employees have absolutely no sense of common courtesy or decency?

    friggin disgusting!

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  2. RosalindJ

    January 6th, 2013

    I had no desire to observe how bad it was. I can attest that most of the people I’ve met there are obama voters.

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  3. Snowball the Sourpuss

    January 6th, 2013

    Somebody’s got some assplaining to do!

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  4. Team America

    January 6th, 2013

    Gross! We were in northern Florida doing a bike tour and stopped at a gas station/chicken fast food place to refuel and warm up a bit. Went to the restroom and puked as soon as I saw it. It was so gross I can’t describe it. I held my bodily fluids until the next stop.

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  5. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 6th, 2013

    I hope they clean the White House after those exploding asses leave… if they ever do.
    Nasty, nasty, nasty. :evil:

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  6. Unruly Refugee

    January 6th, 2013

    I wonder who told taught these people to wipe their asses with the restroom. BH0 maybe?

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  7. Unruly Refugee

    January 6th, 2013

    Warning: Watch for shitbomb fallout.

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  8. Jethro

    January 6th, 2013

    In my 50 years on this earth I have never – NEVER missed the toilet. Not while suffering from severe, flu induced runs, montezuma’s revenge, and even while purging in prep for a colonoscopy.

    I believe these people do this on purpose. There is no other explanation.

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  9. Jethro

    January 6th, 2013

    TMI?

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  10. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 6th, 2013

    @Jethro — I’ll give you a TMI.

    When I worked in Chevron service stations many years ago, one of my duties was to clean up the doody in the restrooms. At one station, the people were so bad they wouldn’t even tell the employees that the toilets were clogged. They would shit on top of the shit on top of the shit in the toilet. I went in to clean up and it looked like a shit mountain. I’m not joking. We had to call in a septic tank specialist to remove all of the feces. What he found was a pair of pants that were flushed down the toilet. That jibed with the clothing tags I found in the trash. Some lowlife stole a pair of pants from a local store, changed in our restroom, flushed his old ones down the toilet and shit on top of them. Then everyone else shit on top of the clogged toilet without telling anyone it was clogged.

    And people wonder why the restrooms are reserved for customers only.

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  11. Bad Brad

    January 6th, 2013

    Nothing I hate worse then bad bathroom manners.

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  12. Noelegy

    January 6th, 2013

    Oh, the stories I could tell from when I worked at a book/music/video store that had ONE restroom for customers and employees alike. People are NASTY when they know they don’t have to clean up the results.

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  13. grayscape

    January 6th, 2013

    The problem is that those responsible for the assplosions can’t read the sign or don’t give a shit.

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  14. Dagney

    January 6th, 2013

    Why would you bring your donkey in the bathroom anyway?

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  15. Bad Brad

    January 6th, 2013

    Or a Panda

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  16. Anonymous

    January 7th, 2013

    Damm you, Stranded…

    I laughed so hard my mandible fell off and some punk named Trayvon picked it up and ran away.

    Now, I’m going to have to get a jawbone of an ass.
    No, not one from the Bible, silly…
    Teddy Kennedy’s.
    :evil:

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  17. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 7th, 2013

    Just testing Lucifer’s Witness Protection Plan.
    :evil:

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  18. grayscape

    January 7th, 2013

    “I went in to clean up and it looked like a shit mountain.”

    Bwaahaahhaahaaha!!!

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  19. charlotte

    January 7th, 2013

    Suddenly I smelt shit when I read that. I kid you not.

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  20. charlotte

    January 7th, 2013

    This is Obummer’s America.

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  21. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 7th, 2013

    omg I can’t stop laughing.

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  22. RosalindJ

    January 7th, 2013

    I can manage to communicate with the co-workers from the DR, but I’m still looking for a decent mobile app for an English->Haitian Creole translator that’s not too expensive (don’t want to throw away $ on an iffy one). I’m serious.

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