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Warner Todd Houston has a report about a New Hampshire progfart legislator who is actually putting forth legislation that is designed to “dissuade conservatism and libertarianism from putting down stakes in New Hampshire.”

I looked at the picture and thought, “look at this old fruit.” As I read the story I saw the legislator’s name- —— CYNTHIA.

I’m glad I wasn’t drinking anything.

The combination Double Take/Spit Take could cause permanent neck damage and upper respiratory distress and should only be performed by professionals.

This is “Cynthia.”

Note to Cynthia: You’re a fascist. You know that, right? And Peter King wants his hair back.

Question.

Are you setting the precedent that it’s cool to outlaw ideology? Because, as you know, blacks vote 90% left and it would be awful if someone kept the blacks out of New Hampshire by outlawing progr… Oh, wait. New Hampshire’s black population is 1.3%. I see you’ve already done that.

So you’re a fascist, racist and a strangely mannish, yet gay looking, wo-MAN who legislates from a lily-white progtower. Good day, sir!

Story HERE

 

» 36 Comments

  1. Unneutral

    January 5th, 2013

    Does this mean we are finally getting ready to divide this country with Conservatives on one side and Liberal turds on the other?

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  2. Unneutral

    January 5th, 2013

    That was a rhetorical question, I know they can’t survive without the portion of Americans that actually work for a living and pay taxes.

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  3. BigFurHat

    January 5th, 2013

    Un,
    I actually read on a progturd site that they believe the reverse is true.
    They actually think the right is holding the left down and that the left is the most productive.
    They pointed to CALIFORNIA for proof, saying that California provides the bulk of the produce in America.
    They honestly think that FARMERS are progressives????????

    These people are out of their friggin minds.
    Let’s see how many welfare recipients Seth and Kenneth can feed with their organic hemp/soy farm in mom’s back yard.

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  4. Kirk

    January 5th, 2013

    Is that a man or a women? Or something in between?

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  5. scribble

    January 5th, 2013

    She looks like she could have been an East German border guard at Checkpoint Charlie and a damn fine one at that.

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  6. BigFurHat

    January 5th, 2013

    Oh, and pointing to North and South Korea has no impact on these morons, either. They think North Korea is the right-wing state and South Korea are the progressives.

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  7. Claudia

    January 5th, 2013

    The upside-down ‘logic’ of the proggies is intentional, you know. Those of the elite upper level planners know the true idiocy of their platform, but it brings them closer to their desired outcome: total control.

    The rest of the proggies are unintentionally blind to their stupidity. This is because they have turned over their brain functioning to the ideology of the proggie leaders.

    I still haven’t decided if Obama is the former or the latter.

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  8. Tony R

    January 5th, 2013

    Farmers in CA have no choice but to stay; accident of nature. The rest of the conservatives have been fleeing the state for 40 years and we can see how well that has worked out for the “golden state”.

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  9. old_oaks

    January 5th, 2013

    You ever wonder if all the mirrors are broken in some peoples homes?

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  10. grayscape

    January 5th, 2013

    Speaking as a Californicator…and someone with close personal experience in the agriculture world out here, the left HATES farmers. They think farming destroys the planet.

    Want food? Go to the store idiot conservatives!! Farms are old-fashioned….we have progressed beyond farming.

    It’s true conservatives are holding the Left back….from self-destructing. I say let go and watch ‘em splat. Rebuild a functional sane culture afterwards.

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  11. Tim

    January 5th, 2013

    I hope it’s true that they think they don’t need us. That would enable a non-violent divorce. Reality would only dawn on them after about 30 days … when they’d have to start eating each other.

    Really discover how worthless those ______ Studies degrees are.

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  12. Tim

    January 5th, 2013

    old_oaks,
    My mirror’s got some old dude in it … I try to never look.

    I think someone adjusted the frequency …

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  13. ironyCurtain

    January 5th, 2013

    There’s only one place for a woman that hideously ugly with fascist views to match – the Obama cabinet.

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  14. Moe Tom

    January 5th, 2013

    Logic quiz.
    All Dykes are tyrants.
    Some legislators are dykes.

    All dyke legislators are tyrants?

    Valid ?

    Invalid?

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  15. Pearl Clutcher

    January 5th, 2013

    Sorry but this is off topic…
    Woman? Woman? Who did the proper cavity search to prove this is a female? I bet this is a man pretending to be a female. I have been in debates with atheist over this he/she shit too. Ya know the one’s who state it is fantasy to believe in a God (as they say no proof), I often ask (as they tend to be liberal twits) why the hell should we recognize transgendered or transvestites if facts are their chromosomes state their true gender? Just to show their inconsistencies, it’s always fun.

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  16. MADJACK

    January 5th, 2013

    This dyke lesbian bitch from the east coast wants to tell me what to do. :mad: Hey Cindy you want my guns too, come and get them. :mad:

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  17. AbigailAdams

    January 5th, 2013

    Fur, you are so funny. I wish you were my neighbor. I’d have you to every single party at my house.

    See. No one speaks better for the Left than Leftists. Just let them keep right on making these inane statements so the ill-informed can grok this crap.

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  18. Dr. Tar

    January 5th, 2013

    You all laugh at the strange little cement head from the Granite State, but have you considered Obama has been working for 4 years already to suppress or drive freedom lovers from this land. Think I kid, how about mandated abortion pills, higher taxes targeted at capital and the successful, regulations on steroids, out of control NLRB, eroding privacy and protection from government intrusion, soon to be followed by gun control and wide open borders. Yeah, Obama makes this junior leaguer look like wantabe Mussolini.

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  19. AbigailAdams

    January 5th, 2013

    I think I’m going to turn my house into a church so I don’t have to give my money to people who are destroying my country.

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  20. RosalindJ

    January 5th, 2013

    AbigailAdams, my dad has been saying that for years. Too bad he didn’t actually do that when it seemed easier.

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  21. Hawaiian

    January 5th, 2013

    Wow, that dude has a lousy toupe.

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  22. RosalindJ

    January 5th, 2013

    And maybe I should look in to posting on that reader-generated widget that BFH so graciously set up, as I posted this story to FB on the 27th. Hmm.

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  23. Unneutral

    January 5th, 2013

    BFH-

    I can’t think of anything to which their arrogance can be measured.

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  24. Tortillapete

    January 5th, 2013

    Peter King hell – that’s Peter Griffin!

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  25. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 5th, 2013

    His name was Cyrus. They called him Cy, for short.

    He posed as the model for the stone face of the Old Man of the Mountain.

    When he lost his twig and berries in a hunting accident involving a grizzly bear on Mount Washington, he decided to call himself Cynthia.

    Now you know the rest of the story.
    Good-day!

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  26. Nutjob

    January 5th, 2013

    Is it just me, or is it a prerequisite in order for you to be an angry hateul old lesbian you have to be overweight, dumpy, ugly and ignorant?

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  27. Moe Tom

    January 5th, 2013

    Nutjob. And have a desert dry vigina or a limp dick.

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  28. Immortal Fish

    January 5th, 2013

    “Be sure and tell ‘em… Large Marge sen’cha. AHH-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!”

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  29. BigFurHat

    January 5th, 2013

    What the hell is Facebook?

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  30. BigFurHat

    January 5th, 2013

    Abigail,

    I’m a horrible neighbor.
    I borrow everything and lend nothing.
    My dogs bark, I don’t shovel my property and if I get your mail I open it.

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  31. AbigailAdams

    January 5th, 2013

    Jeeze, you sound just like our progtard neighbors. I’m ok with the mail — it’s just bills, anyway. Gladly trade all for your rapier wit at a dinner party. And I know exactly who I would sic you on.

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  32. Eleanor in Hell

    January 5th, 2013

    It’s faces like hers that make me look good…ALMOST.
    :eek:

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  33. ? everything

    January 5th, 2013

    does this blowtard know the state motto “live free or die”?

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  34. Wraith

    January 5th, 2013

    Grayscape would hit it.

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    (Maybe with a crowbar…!)

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  35. scr_ north

    January 5th, 2013

    New Hampshire have been democrats since Bill Clinton (pausing once for Bush in 2000). Having said that, 9n the 2010 midterms the GOP made historic gains in the statehouses and Congress only to blow it all in 2012. I’ll bet since the median income there is 60K a year and they’re all in the gunsites of Obama’s tax increases that there is going to be a lot of whining throughout the state when the first of 2013′s paycheques are looked at. I’ll also bet they won’t understand that it was those dems among them that are responsible for it. Hell, they should be made to give back their state motto.

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  36. Tiger Eyes

    January 6th, 2013

    Just another insignificant Liberal Control Freak.

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