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“Peaceful” Potheads Rob Colorado Marijuana Dispensary with Bear Mace!

Home - by - January 5, 2013 - 11:00 America/New_York - 12 Comments



Weeks after Colorado shocked the world and legalized marijuana for recreational use, 2 potheads cleaned out a dispensary by spraying the employees with bear mace! I thought the point of legalizing pot was that it would stop crime, not make it easier for potheads to find victims?

From the Daily Camera [emphasis added]:

Police are investigating a robbery of a medical marijuana dispensary in downtown Boulder on Thursday night, when officials say two suspects sprayed bear repellent at four people, sending one to the hospital.

The incident occurred at 6:50 p.m., according to Boulder police Sgt. Doyle Thomas.

According to initial eyewitness reports, two men wearing black clothing and ski masks entered the Dandelion Dispensary, 845 Walnut St., near the St. Julien Hotel & Spa, and began spraying what is believed to be bear repellent in the air.

Boulder police spokeswoman Kim Kobel said surveillance footage from inside the dispensary showed just one suspect, and police are working to determine if another person was involved.

Thomas said the four employees inside began to flee the building even before the bear spray was released into the air but were still affected by it as they tried to leave.

One person was transported to an area hospital to be treated for symptoms related to exposure to the spray, he said. The other three victims were treated at the scene.





  1. Snowball the Sourpuss

    January 5th, 2013

    What a couple of dickhead assholes!! I hope somebody stomps the shit out of them. But tell me again, how many liquor stores get knocked over a day?

    Whoa, that’s a lot!

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  2. Sarge

    January 5th, 2013

    These two criminals didn’t get the message that legalizing marijuana would reduce crime. They just reverted to their modus operium of ripping off the dealer.

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  3. aleon

    January 5th, 2013

    If you operate a “medical marijuana dispensary”
    then you should certainly understand that you will be dealing with sick people.

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  4. Carlos The Jackal

    January 5th, 2013

    A .45 might have saved 13.

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  5. Rage against the ObamaRegime

    January 5th, 2013

    Any of these now legal choomers work? A good number of jobs require drug testing these days. I am not against smoking a bowl every now and then but can’t if I want to keep my livelihood.

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  7. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 5th, 2013

    Here comes the ban on the sale of “Bear Mace”…

    then, if a store-owner responds to an attempted robbery with Wasp Spray, that ban will be next.

    Where will it end?
    Down here, that’s where. :evil:

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  8. B. Hussein Obama

    January 5th, 2013

    I agree, FDR,
    The only responsible action by the gov’t of Colorado is an immediate, and comprehensive ban on Bear Mace.

    Those two victims of rampant capitalism, who had to resort to Bear Mace to acquire their medically necessary marijuana, should be awarded for their outstanding valor.

    I welcome them to drop by the White House and pick up some free shit … as long as they bring some choom.

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  9. Skorpion

    January 5th, 2013

    Bear-spray robbery of a pot dispensary. Just like something out of TRAILER PARK BOYS.

    Seriously, the clinics are prime targets for armed robbers, since all their business is in cash, and they stock lots of valuable, easily-resalable merchandise.

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  10. Unruly Refugee

    January 5th, 2013

    It’s all about free shit. Weed has no medical benefits, just makes them stupider, PROGressively.

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  11. Nutjob

    January 5th, 2013

    Guess they figured because its medical under Obamacare it should be free.

    and there is no law on the books that say specifically that it is illegal to rob a medical marijuana dispensory with bear spray………..so looks legit to me from the libtard perspective.

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  12. jim

    January 6th, 2013

    I love how they fail to mention that the feds have threatened the banking industry not to do business with dispensary’s as a result they have to do cash business which makes them a target for crime. More banks and liquor are robed yet no derogatory comments about their customers?

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