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By - January 4, 2013 - 02:54 America/New_York - 11 Comments

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  1. Flaming Hetero!

    January 4th, 2013

    *snif* If you didn’t want me to email you, you could have just said so!

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  2. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 4th, 2013

    LOL

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  3. Menderman

    January 4th, 2013

    I just added a link, but here is a sneak peak:

    https://store.2013pic.org/featured-on-homepage/golf-divot-tool.html

    I just got an e-mail from Barry, and he wants me to buy an inauration Golf Divot Tool!

    As I’m trying to figure out how to slash my budget below the 75% I have already cut it, the mother fucker in chief wants me to buy a fucking comemmerative golf divot tool?

    I am beginning to think he wants me to publicly threaten him….

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  4. jclady

    January 4th, 2013

    I added a link a while ago, but it hasn’t shown up. Just resubmitted it, but in case it still doesn’t appear:

    http://www.ajc.com/news/news/local/mother-of-two-surprises-burglar-with-five-gunshots/nTnGR/

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  5. Golly Gee Willikers

    January 4th, 2013

    The True Story of Gun Control link doesn’t work for me. :(

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  6. Menderman

    January 4th, 2013

    Oh, and I just opened my mail. The good news, apparentlly, I am still insured!!! I haven’t got my new rate yet, but I am covered for “free” for breast reconstruction! Woooohooooo!!!! It even covers the non cancerous breast! They will make that one look like my new one!! And it is all free!!!!!

    Can anyone reccomend the perfect breast for a 50 year old man?

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  7. Jethro

    January 4th, 2013

    @Menderman
    You need this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfONNfAjyrc
    .

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  8. Menderman

    January 4th, 2013

    Yeah, Jethro, that’ll go well with the ‘meggins’ featured on ABC “news” this morning….

    not!

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  9. Menderman

    January 4th, 2013

    The Quote of the Decade:

    “The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the US Government cannot pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies. Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that, “the buck stops here.’ Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.”

    Anybody know who said that and when?

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  10. conservative cowgirl

    January 5th, 2013

    @JCLady, well I just BET that burglar was “surprised”! Good for that mom! Too bad she didn’t aim for the center mass.

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  11. 99th Squad Leader

    January 5th, 2013

    Another one bites the dust. Obaloney destroys another company he visited.

    http://www.heraldonline.com/2013/01/04/4520412/nc-furniture-maker-hailed-as-us.html.

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