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Al-Jazeera Prepares New Wardrobe for Jen Granholm After Purchasing Her From Al Gore; She Quits

 


@JenGranholm

Friends -I’ll be leaving Current soon due to sale of network. For more, see my FB page:facebook.com/jennifergranho…. Tx for the good wishes!

3 Jan 13

 

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  1. Team America

    January 4th, 2013

    If they adopt joyless bearhard (or hard to bear), then maybe she’ll be forced to wear a full burka with duct tape over her loud mouth.

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  2. Hawaiian

    January 4th, 2013

    A full burka would only help her appearance.

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  3. Hawaiian

    January 4th, 2013

    No longer being allowed to be drunk on-air was the deal breaker.

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  4. Corky

    January 4th, 2013

    Why don’t they just move all the on air morons from MSNBC over to Al Gorezeera. Those two networks can’t co-exist–they spout the same dribble.

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  5. Diann

    January 4th, 2013

    When reached for comment, all one of her audience was dismayed. “Now I guess I have to go back to watching ‘Storage Wars,’” Starlene Johnson said.

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  6. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    January 4th, 2013

    Heads will roll due to this decision.

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  7. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 4th, 2013

    She must have objected to the clitorectomy clause in her new contract.

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  8. I Luv Bacon

    January 4th, 2013

    The acid treatment might help a little.

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  9. norman einstein

    January 4th, 2013

    @Diann, LMAO! “Starlene”…brilliant!

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  10. tucsondon

    January 4th, 2013

    I guess she could go back to beauty pageants. Oh, wait, never mind. Maybe a return to the Dating Game?

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