Home - by Cardigan - January 4, 2013 - 13:00 America/New_York - 24 Comments
January 4th, 2013
Biden is so dreamy…
Joe shows off muscle developed after decades of masturbating to clown p0rn.
He is my VP
That’s the arm that enables his “special friend”. You go Joe!
Imagine him without those worn plugs and how penis-like his head would appear.
Snowball the Sourpuss
No, Joey! It’s fist BUMP!
I Luv Bacon
Boom boom, aint it great to be crazy?
0bumba takes in the whole arm!
“Grease up, Molasses!”
Mary Jane Anklestraps
why I do believe he’s about to strike that poor african american woman.
” I’m biting my bottom lip while making a fist…and they said I couldn’t multi-task”
Food TV’s Sunny Anderson at the whitehouse? She makes some fatty fried goodies…Paula Deen light if you will.
I don’t like the look in his eyes. Evil.
Do you think he has been shitting us all along with his ‘dumb Joe’ routine??
They’ll do anything. Although he always seemed to be an ‘Arrogant Assh*le’ who says or does whatever the F he wants whenever the F he wants. Besides, ALWAYS gets a pass.
Look for Joey to dress young and act virile from now on. It’s all about how age don’t matter in 2016.
He can brag that his IQ and age are both under 75.
Mkultra got it. Juvenile Joe’s wrist is the strongest muscle in his body.
(Attributed to David Feherty’s comment on 21 year old Rory McElroy)
What a weird, inappropriate old man.
• Razzles, Candy or Gum
• Step On The Scale & Guess How Many Lbs.
• How Many Jelly Beans Are In The Jar?
• 3 Card Monte
• How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Roll Pop?
• How Many Plugs In Joe Biden’s Head?
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!
“Right on, Brown Sugar!”
he’s in the act of farting, to impress a woman
Stranded in Sonoma
“Yeah! Black Power! You’re one righteous sista! Outta sight!”
Grab it firmly around the base..like this!
“If I let Barry have it with one of these, you could be my First Lady, whadaya say? Ya know, we’d be half black too!”
” Shit, Sequestration. Who needs nukes when ya got guns like this!”
“Betcha can’t keep me from hittin’ myself in the head. I dare ya!”
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