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  1. Buffoon

    January 4th, 2013

    Biden is so dreamy…

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  2. mkultra

    January 4th, 2013

    Joe shows off muscle developed after decades of masturbating to clown p0rn.

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  3. He is my VP

    January 4th, 2013

    That’s the arm that enables his “special friend”. You go Joe!

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  4. He is my VP

    January 4th, 2013

    Imagine him without those worn plugs and how penis-like his head would appear.

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  5. Snowball the Sourpuss

    January 4th, 2013

    No, Joey! It’s fist BUMP!

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  6. I Luv Bacon

    January 4th, 2013

    Boom boom, aint it great to be crazy?

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  7. dude

    January 4th, 2013

    0bumba takes in the whole arm!

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  8. CrustyB

    January 4th, 2013

    “Grease up, Molasses!”

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  9. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 4th, 2013

    why I do believe he’s about to strike that poor african american woman.
    Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaciiiiiiiiiiiist!!!!!

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  10. Horrorman18

    January 4th, 2013

    ” I’m biting my bottom lip while making a fist…and they said I couldn’t multi-task”

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  11. Tracy

    January 4th, 2013

    Food TV’s Sunny Anderson at the whitehouse? She makes some fatty fried goodies…Paula Deen light if you will.

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  12. Claudia

    January 4th, 2013

    I don’t like the look in his eyes. Evil.

    Do you think he has been shitting us all along with his ‘dumb Joe’ routine??

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  13. Tracy

    January 4th, 2013

    They’ll do anything. Although he always seemed to be an ‘Arrogant Assh*le’ who says or does whatever the F he wants whenever the F he wants. Besides, ALWAYS gets a pass.

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  14. Anonymous

    January 4th, 2013

    Look for Joey to dress young and act virile from now on. It’s all about how age don’t matter in 2016.
    He can brag that his IQ and age are both under 75.

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  15. Moe Tom

    January 4th, 2013

    Mkultra got it. Juvenile Joe’s wrist is the strongest muscle in his body.
    (Attributed to David Feherty’s comment on 21 year old Rory McElroy)

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  16. Noelegy

    January 4th, 2013

    What a weird, inappropriate old man.

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  17. Tracy

    January 4th, 2013

    • Razzles, Candy or Gum
    • Step On The Scale & Guess How Many Lbs.
    • How Many Jelly Beans Are In The Jar?
    • 3 Card Monte
    • How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Roll Pop?
    • How Many Plugs In Joe Biden’s Head?

    THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

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  18. Hawaiian

    January 4th, 2013

    “Right on, Brown Sugar!”

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  19. Anonymous

    January 4th, 2013

    he’s in the act of farting, to impress a woman

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  20. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 4th, 2013

    “Yeah! Black Power! You’re one righteous sista! Outta sight!”

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  21. GI-had Joe

    January 4th, 2013

    Grab it firmly around the base..like this!

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  22. PC Joey

    January 4th, 2013

    “If I let Barry have it with one of these, you could be my First Lady, whadaya say? Ya know, we’d be half black too!”

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  23. PC Joey

    January 4th, 2013

    ” Shit, Sequestration. Who needs nukes when ya got guns like this!”

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  24. PC Joey

    January 4th, 2013

    “Betcha can’t keep me from hittin’ myself in the head. I dare ya!”

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