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Chavez On Life Support

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HAVANA (BHN) - Sources at the hospital in Cuba where Hugo Chavez is being treated this week told a Spanish newspaper that the Venezuelan leader is in an induced coma, being kept alive by life support equipment. His vital signs are described as being “very weak” and sources say doctors could decide to switch off the machines at any moment.

News that Fidel Castro is at Chavez’s side reportedly caused actor Sean Penn to fly into a rage at a Beverly Hills restaurant. Both Castro and Penn are known to be very close to the socialist strong man, prompting rumors of a bitter jealousy between the two.

 

Hugo Chavez in hospital

 

 

» 18 Comments

  1. Bad Brad

    January 4th, 2013

    I think this role screwed him up.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWiYphJUS7Q
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  2. Menderman

    January 4th, 2013

    Eeeeewwwhhhhh!

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  3. Claudia

    January 4th, 2013

    Yikes! Where are Hugo’s eyes?!

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  4. Bad Brad

    January 4th, 2013

    Sean Penn’s under the covers. He can’t talk.His mouth is full.

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  5. Unruly Refugee

    January 4th, 2013

    I’d bet our hard earned tax dollars are sending that dictator flowers with Barry’s name on the card. Fellow coke heads.

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  6. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 4th, 2013

    they’ll never die, just get replaced by a body double. lol. Russians used to do that shit. So did a lot of dicktasters. Tators. Dictators.

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  7. Moxie Man

    January 4th, 2013

    Spicoli going down to give ham a hind lick maneuver?

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  8. Moxie Man

    January 4th, 2013

    him

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  9. I Luv Bacon

    January 4th, 2013

    Look for some shout outs from America’s dicktaster.

    Probably even some half-mast action.

    I/2 this country will be in mourning.

    Not me.

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  10. I Luv Bacon

    January 4th, 2013

    tater.

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  11. IronyCurtain

    January 4th, 2013

    Wait a second. He’s in a Cuban hospital and he’s NOT getting better? So, Michael Moore was WRONG?

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  12. RWF

    January 4th, 2013

    I heard that the only reason he didnt come to the US for treatment is that he did not trust us to wake him up from his anesthesia.

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  13. KF

    January 4th, 2013

    Chavez is Scrodinger’s Cat.
    How can anybody be sure if he’s alive or dead?

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  14. Tim

    January 4th, 2013

    Hope they remember to cut off his head and stuff his mouth with garlic …

    Penn’s not Chavez’s.

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  15. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 4th, 2013

    That’s not a real picture. Castro’s head is obviously photoshopped onto Nancy Pelosi’s body.

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  16. Alxandro

    January 4th, 2013

    “hey buds, let’s party”

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  17. J Galt

    January 4th, 2013

    South America gets all the luck.

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  18. George Frazier

    January 4th, 2013

    Remind me again why the Venezuelan dictator has to seek medical treatment in another country please.

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