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Home - by - January 3, 2013 - 15:36 America/New_York - 18 Comments

I mean election. He survives.



  1. AbigailAdams

    January 3rd, 2013


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  2. ironyCurtain

    January 3rd, 2013

    It’s a cryin’ shame.

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  3. Bad Brad

    January 3rd, 2013

    no use crying over spilled milk

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  4. B. Hussein Obama

    January 3rd, 2013

    Thas my BOY!

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  5. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 3rd, 2013

    Reps. Paul Broun (R-Ga.) and Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) voted for outgoing member Allen West (R-Fla.).


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  6. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 3rd, 2013

    Par for the course. Our party places a higher value on the future of their prime office locations and prime committee assignments than they do the future of our country.

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  7. Jerry Manderin

    January 3rd, 2013

    No one is happier than Obama.

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  8. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 3rd, 2013

    Ok, totally o/t, but Fur you have quite a smart advertising site running your ads. First an ad for Tamiflu on the vomiting Larry thread, and now an ad for erection problems on this one.

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  9. MM

    January 3rd, 2013

    I am sick to death of this shit-our country is doing the big swirly and from our supposed leaders(?) NADA. Obama is reelected and than the mustard on that shit sammich, Boehner gets reelected Speaker. Seriously, WTF?????

    Kommander Kauai, before the corpse of this pointless deal is cool, is now saying he will personally not allow any debate on the debt ceiling and will raise it himself.

    Where is there one, JUST ONE republican standing up and calling him on this shit? It’s no wonder real conservatives like Allen West are stigmatized. You know that Boehner threw him to the wolves in the redistricting in Florida, don’t you? And Bachmann got ZERO support from the republicans? And of course Boehner himself removed 4 non “team players”(conservatives) from leadership roles.

    I am so ready to chuck these worthless asscans for people that represent my values(Palin). And I mean 3rd party if need be. We in the Tea Party swept the Regressives out of the House in 2010 in record numbers and from Boehner? We get the crazy aunt treatment, fuck him.

    I’ve seen one lone conservative, Ted Cruz, telling Feinstein to suck a grape, but he’s alone.

    I gotta tell you, it’s getting disheartening-but on the bright side my Congressman, Doug Lamborn voted nay-so I got that going for me but as they say, that and buck will get you a cup of coffee.

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  10. I Luv Bacon

    January 3rd, 2013

    Well, that’s par for the fucking course.

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  11. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 3rd, 2013

    Whaddya mean “survived?” It was him vs. Pelosi.

    Had anyone else gotten a significant number of votes, Pelosi would have won.

    The media treat it like it was a contest. It was the lesser of two evils.

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  12. Pickled Liver

    January 3rd, 2013

    What did we expect from a group that passes bills without reading them? Put in position of authority by a populace that re-elected a Kenyan Communist!

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  13. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 3rd, 2013

    @ Stirrin’ – Maybe Fur will tell you the story he told me when I noticed that a few months back. There have been some really weird connections made by that ad program.

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  14. Machloja

    January 3rd, 2013

    Fuck GOP.
    Mr.Boehner you go fuck yourself.., too.

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  15. Kairn

    January 3rd, 2013

    “Well, that’s par for the fucking course.” – I Luv Bacon

    That’s correct. Because this bidness with BonerBoy all went down on the golf course with Oblowme earlier this past summer. Why did so many of you not understand what that was all about at the time?

    Big deal, some of you get to crow that your representatives voted nay on re-electing BonerBoy. But these same folks still aren’t standing on the capital steps screaming at the top of their lungs about how our government has been hijacked by marxist shitholes. I am not in the least impressed with ANY, and I mean ALL of the representatives and senators in DC. Dems, Repubs and whatever else holds an elected seat in DC.

    They are ALL corrupt!!!! Even Allen West is not the pure, shining conservative star you all fantasize he is. DC right now is about as bad as it gets. It has become nothing more than the “Rocky Horror Picture Show” that just keeps playing over and over and over again. And we keep settling down in our seats with our buckets of popcorn to watch over and over and over again.

    So folks, when do we all decide we’ve finally had our fill of this farcical movie and storm the projector room to put on something more edifying?

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  16. AQT214

    January 3rd, 2013

    Orange you gonna congratulate him?

    Sorry- couldn’t pass on it.

    Anyway, I have no idea where to go from here. We’re already circlin’ the bowl, I am as active and informed of a voter you could ever want, but I am surrounded by brownshirts in NY. The GOP here is really just a bunch of moderate Democrats. The GOP elsewhere is moderate Democrats. I have nowhere to go, and if I leave the GOP for the Indys or Conservatives, that gets me bupkis too.

    I’m ready for ideas. Anybody?

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  17. eternal cracker p

    January 3rd, 2013

    Hell, Triple-J didn’t even run in the election, is bi-polar, and in rehab. Still got RE-elected.

    There is no sense.

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  18. norman einstein

    January 3rd, 2013

    I think this is an example of what was meant by Thomas Jefferson and de Tocqueville, when they opined that people get the government they deserve.


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