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Autopen and Teleprompter Marry in Small Private Ceremony

Home - by - January 3, 2013 - 14:22 America/New_York - 5 Comments

Said the happy couple, “we spend a lot of time together, we figured, why not? We are overworked, old and we don’t want to die alone.”

Autopen said, “I’m most unhappy when teleprompter goes away for a few days. This was teleprompter’s commitment to me so I don’t worry while she’s away.”

(We were as shocked as anyone to find out that teleprompter was a woman.)

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  1. Cate

    January 3rd, 2013

    Hilarious!

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  2. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 3rd, 2013

    Great job, Fur, but I am distracted by the blue frosting. How the hell did they make it look like grosgrain ribbon? If a baker can make it in NYC he can make it anywhere???

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  3. Claudia

    January 3rd, 2013

    Excellent!

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  4. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 3rd, 2013

    They compliment each other so beautifully. TOTUS recites the vows, and APOTUS signs the marriage certificate.

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  5. Dr. Tar

    January 3rd, 2013

    I know in this day and age I shouldn’t ask but is this a gay or straight marriage? If they have children will they be smart phoness or Blackberries?

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