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Hillary Leaves Hospital

Home - by - January 3, 2013 - 08:15 America/New_York - 35 Comments

Most news agencies are reporting that “Clinton was discharged,” which got the reporters weepy and nostalgic for those good old days.
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (L) leaves New York Presbyterian Hospital with husband, Bill (TOP), and daughter, Chelsea (C), in New York, January 2, 2013. The secretary of state, who has not been seen in public since Dec. 7, was revealed on Sunday evening to be in a New York hospital under treatment for a blood clot that stemmed from a concussion she suffered in mid-December. REUTERS-Joshua Lott
Here we see Bill doing everything he can to make sure Hillary doesn’t trip and hit her head again.

» 35 Comments

  1. IronyCurtain

    January 3rd, 2013

    Doctors said she’ll make a full recovery and will retain 99% of her memory. Of course, no State-run Media “reporter” would ask her about testifying, but if they ever did I’m sure her answer would be, “Ben Gazi? No, I’m sorry I don’t recall him at all.”

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  2. hanoverfist

    January 3rd, 2013

    She looks like she’s from the cast of The Omega Man.

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  3. MADJACK

    January 3rd, 2013

    Holy shit that’s not armed body guards all around her is it? :roll: F’cking hypocrites.

    I wonder how her case of the Benghazi Syndrome is doing? :roll: Probably has terminal amnesia regarding that issue. :mad:

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  4. Ricky

    January 3rd, 2013

    doesn’t matter, she’s still ugly!

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  5. Dr. Tar

    January 3rd, 2013

    The look on Bill’s face.

    a.) Happy and relieved his wife is out of the hospital.

    b.) An automatic response at seeing any photographer point a camera his way.

    c.) The expression of a man who has finally found the perfect scheme to “bump off” his wife?

    You make the call.

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  6. IMPEACH Obama

    January 3rd, 2013

    The People deserve to see her medical records. She’s lied before and she’s lying now to escape the political price that is OVERDUE.

    And the Media can kiss my hairy ass for saying Benghazi is not as big as Watergate. They and my Government can go to Hell together.

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  7. IMPEACH Obama

    January 3rd, 2013

    PS
    The next time you see a politician say how they need to be civil and cooperate, recall Sandy Berger stuffing classified documents in his pants, or Bill Clinton pointing his smelly finger at all of us, or Nancy Pelosi sarcastically telling us we don’t deserve to know what is in MASSIVE legislation she would impose on us, or what Arlen Specter did, or most of what Twat McCain says…..

    IF, and I say IF Boehner told Harry Reid to fuck off, that is the only small gesture hidden in YEARS of disgusting deceit and abuse that law-abiding Americans have been dealt.

    A pox, literally a virulent black plague-like POX, on all of them and their cliff crap

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  8. Der Kommissar

    January 3rd, 2013

    I hope she’ll be that pasty looking when or if they do decide to prosecute her.

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  9. Dr. Chicago

    January 3rd, 2013

    Kabuki Theater my friends. How convenient to have a bump on the head before testifying on a matter of national security. These people, the whole damn lot of them in Washington have been “punking” us for far too long.

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  10. Necrophidius

    January 3rd, 2013

    I see she’s showing us her two blood clots.

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  11. eternal cracker p

    January 3rd, 2013

    She looks like she is leaving the hospital Weekend and Bernie’s style, or she just saw a ghost, or she is a ghost, but mostly she represents Skeletor.

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  12. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 3rd, 2013

    @DocTar –

    Option d) Slick spotted a hot babe to hit on.

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  13. Johnny Pickleduster

    January 3rd, 2013

    It’s all bullshit smoke and mirrors with these warped power mad assholes. Blood clot on her head means her hemmoroids were bleeding. Lying traitorous scrunt still has the blood of our Brave Seals who were left to die on that rooftop in Benghazi on her hands.

    Crap, just a load of crap.

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  14. MAJMike

    January 3rd, 2013

    Vince Foster was unavailable for comment.

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  15. norman einstein

    January 3rd, 2013

    @Dr. Tar, I was going to say Slick looks as if he just got the phone number off some hot nurse.
    What a slimeball.

    Hillary doesn’t look any worse than usual…that’s not saying much.

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  16. EinTX

    January 3rd, 2013

    What you have there is CLOTUS, the Clot of the US. It does the thinking for everyone.

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  17. norman einstein

    January 3rd, 2013

    @Stirrin, just saw your comment. GMTA an’ all that.

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  18. Tim

    January 3rd, 2013

    That worthless, murderous bitch will outlive Obama.

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  19. Whom

    January 3rd, 2013

    Nice pic of the reanimated corpse of Her Thighness. Suspect that she went in for the full Hope n Change lobotomy service, getting her ready for 2016 (and any pesky Benghazi testimony in the near term). The corresponding cosmetic surgery will likely begin soon too.

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  20. Goldenfoxx

    January 3rd, 2013

    I see no shaved head so I call this bullshit! She had no blood clot. Google how a subdural hematoma is treated. She probably was there for detoxification from too much alcohol.

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  21. Tony R

    January 3rd, 2013

    KRAP. I read “Hillary has discharged” and I now I can’t get an awful image out of my head.

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  22. Tim

    January 3rd, 2013

    She was just hiding out …

    Our media will do anything to cover for these murderers.

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  23. sandybanks

    January 3rd, 2013

    Why is she walking out under her own power, down steps no less? I thought all hospital rules made it necessary for a patient being released to take a wheelchair out to sidewalk or pickup area.

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  24. thirdtwin

    January 3rd, 2013

    If Steven Seagal and David Caruso spawned a goblin together, it would look like Hillary in that picture.

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  25. Dust Bunny Queen

    January 3rd, 2013

    Well, at least it seems pretty certain that the rumors of her having a face lift were false.

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  26. Hawaiian

    January 3rd, 2013

    They never claimed an actual subdural, just an itty-bitty clot in a vein near her itty-bitty brain, but it’s all bullsh!t regardless. A “hospitalization” was inevitable right after she was accused, multiple times and on national TV, of coming down with a case of “diplomatic flu.”

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  27. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 3rd, 2013

    @Norman – just puts me in good company. ;)

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  28. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 3rd, 2013

    She came down with a similar illness during the Rose Law firm billing records testimony.

    Do the dems rely want to nominate a candidate with early-onset dementia in 2016?

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  29. theJadedBarrel

    January 3rd, 2013

    @Stirrin

    I don’t think she’ll be nominated for anything. She’s headed for the patchier.

    Almost feel sorry for her, but she played the game..

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  30. GRIZZ

    January 3rd, 2013

    The black eye is healing nicely

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  31. norman einstein

    January 3rd, 2013

    Yo, GRIZZ! Where ya been? Happy New Year!

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  32. Uncle Dirt

    January 3rd, 2013

    I’m pretty sure that Slick Willie has had HIS share of discharges as well:).

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  33. Lowell

    January 3rd, 2013

    Is this “clot” what the rest of us call a bruise?

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  34. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 3rd, 2013

    Beyotch looks like the first one out of the gate at the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!

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  35. sTevo

    January 3rd, 2013

    Free Willy another day. Back in the cage Bubba.

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