Home - by BigFurHat - January 2, 2013 - 16:48 America/New_York - 20 Comments
Kid tossed from school for making hand gesture
and saying “pow”
ht/ norman einstein
Mary Jane Anklestraps
January 2nd, 2013
We must ban fingers!!!!
Let’s do a little FINGER BANGIN’!!!
Just saw Hillary leave the hospital, with her Con Job Posse.
Now she can testify and perjur herself.
My finger always goes “Bang”. Probably a 9mm plastic finger.
Fingers can be dangerous, they can not only hold forks, knives too. But they also can imitate guns and therefore are considered loaded and dangerous by these zero tolerance libtards. I point my finger at you, Pow, Bam you’re dead. This is like playing Army when we were kids. Libtards are such a bunch of miserable killjoys.
It figures this happened in Montgomery County, Maryland. I’m glad I live on the opposite side of the country. What would happen if the kid had picked his nose with that same finger and then ate the booger? Would they still suspend him?
“Sen. Barack Obama talks at a town hall meeting at Radnor Middle School in Wayne, Pa., Saturday, June 14, 2008. Sen. Obama said ‘If They Bring a Knife to the Fight, We Bring a Gun’”
Maybe some other kid pointed a finge knife at him?
…but if he would have done the “Shocker” hand signal it would have been fine and cute.
If I were they kid’s father I would have started off the meeting today with Assistant Principal Garraway by pointing my finger at her head and saying “bang”.
But that’s just me…
F.D.R. in Hell
So, let me get this straight…
1.) Index fingers are Assault Phalanges
2.) Middle fingers are Insult Phalanges
3.) Just the index and pinky extended is Lucifer’s high-sign.
Fuckers can pull MY finger anytime
So a six year old is responsible for his make believe actions but had it been a real gun, that would have resulted in the unthinkable, it would be the gun’s fault. Now I get it.
Stranded in Sonoma
@Bad Brad — Maybe the student just thought he had one of these. (I can still remember the commercials from the mid 60s.)
SS, I forgot all about those. I think I had one. That’s back when stuff that was made in Japan was considered junk and everyone was bitching about our manufacturing being hijacked by them. How far we’ve come.
Had the kid found a way to stick his head up his ass, they would have promoted him to faculty.
Another example of the regressive demasculation of America.
Can’t play gunfights — you may wind up being a mass-murderer.
Can’t have fights — violence of any type is bad.
Can’t stand up to bullies — see above.
Can’t play “war”, “cowboys and indians” — politically incorrect.
Can’t be a winner — everyone who participates deserves a trophy.
Can’t play Red Rover.
Can’t play dodge ball.
Can’t, can’t, can’t.
0bama has made the gun gesture with his slimy fingers during his 0ccupation of the white house.
Impeach the low-life prickless bastard now!
And leave the kids alone!
Forget Cowboys & Indians…
My advice to Americans is to “Keep your guns because you’ll need them when the game ‘Cowboys & Moslems’ begins in the next few years.”
FDR, that’ll be right after Cowboys and Commies.
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