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Kid tossed from school for making hand gesture

and saying “pow”

ht/ norman einstein

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  1. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 2nd, 2013

    We must ban fingers!!!!

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  2. Doc

    January 2nd, 2013

    Let’s do a little FINGER BANGIN’!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQ
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  3. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 2nd, 2013

    LOL Doc.

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  4. OT

    January 2nd, 2013

    Just saw Hillary leave the hospital, with her Con Job Posse.
    Now she can testify and perjur herself.

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  5. Bad Brad

    January 2nd, 2013

    My finger always goes “Bang”. Probably a 9mm plastic finger.

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  6. the aardvark

    January 2nd, 2013

    Fingers can be dangerous, they can not only hold forks, knives too. But they also can imitate guns and therefore are considered loaded and dangerous by these zero tolerance libtards. I point my finger at you, Pow, Bam you’re dead. This is like playing Army when we were kids. Libtards are such a bunch of miserable killjoys.

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  7. the aardvark

    January 2nd, 2013

    It figures this happened in Montgomery County, Maryland. I’m glad I live on the opposite side of the country. What would happen if the kid had picked his nose with that same finger and then ate the booger? Would they still suspend him?

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  8. Menderman

    January 2nd, 2013

    “Sen. Barack Obama talks at a town hall meeting at Radnor Middle School in Wayne, Pa., Saturday, June 14, 2008. Sen. Obama said ‘If They Bring a Knife to the Fight, We Bring a Gun’”

    Maybe some other kid pointed a finge knife at him?

    http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2008/06/14/obama-if-they-bring-a-knife-to-the-fight-we-bring-a-gun/

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  9. dude

    January 2nd, 2013

    …but if he would have done the “Shocker” hand signal it would have been fine and cute.

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  10. Jethro

    January 2nd, 2013

    If I were they kid’s father I would have started off the meeting today with Assistant Principal Garraway by pointing my finger at her head and saying “bang”.

    But that’s just me…

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  11. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 2nd, 2013

    So, let me get this straight…

    1.) Index fingers are Assault Phalanges
    2.) Middle fingers are Insult Phalanges
    3.) Just the index and pinky extended is Lucifer’s high-sign.

    :evil:

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  12. Death_By_Farts

    January 2nd, 2013

    Fuckers can pull MY finger anytime :)

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  13. aleon

    January 2nd, 2013

    So a six year old is responsible for his make believe actions but had it been a real gun, that would have resulted in the unthinkable, it would be the gun’s fault. Now I get it.

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  14. Stranded in Sonoma

    January 2nd, 2013

    @Bad Brad — Maybe the student just thought he had one of these. (I can still remember the commercials from the mid 60s.)

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  15. Bad Brad

    January 2nd, 2013

    SS, I forgot all about those. I think I had one. That’s back when stuff that was made in Japan was considered junk and everyone was bitching about our manufacturing being hijacked by them. How far we’ve come.

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  16. cfm990

    January 2nd, 2013

    Had the kid found a way to stick his head up his ass, they would have promoted him to faculty.

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  17. jclady

    January 2nd, 2013

    Another example of the regressive demasculation of America.

    Can’t play gunfights — you may wind up being a mass-murderer.
    Can’t have fights — violence of any type is bad.
    Can’t stand up to bullies — see above.
    Can’t play “war”, “cowboys and indians” — politically incorrect.
    Can’t be a winner — everyone who participates deserves a trophy.
    Can’t play Red Rover.
    Can’t play dodge ball.

    Can’t, can’t, can’t.

    :(

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  18. Unruly Refugee

    January 2nd, 2013

    0bama has made the gun gesture with his slimy fingers during his 0ccupation of the white house.

    Impeach the low-life prickless bastard now!

    And leave the kids alone!

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  19. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 2nd, 2013

    Forget Cowboys & Indians…

    My advice to Americans is to “Keep your guns because you’ll need them when the game ‘Cowboys & Moslems’ begins in the next few years.”

    :evil:

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  20. Doc

    January 2nd, 2013

    FDR, that’ll be right after Cowboys and Commies.

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