Home - by Cardigan - January 2, 2013 - 23:59 America/New_York - 17 Comments
As seen on the innerneck
January 3rd, 2013
Liberals hate freaky things the government can’t control.
BANG! There it’s taken care of.
Sort of a skewed version of “The Lady or the Tiger”.
Well then I’ll take what’s behind the curtain, Monte.
Spray between rim of bowl and floor with Tilex…Pouf! Bug is gone.
It’s the cat and the Dog wrote the note.
No Brag Just Fact
It could be a live little turd named Barry Hussein Obassturd, otherwise known as the mean little ten inch prick.
What if it’s not a bug?
Boobie the Rocket Dog
Notice that the bowl has moved away from the sign.
It IS alive . . .
That must be one helluva big spider.
But what will Moochelle eat if I kill it first? She likes her prey still alive when she pounces.
Don’t pick up the bowl, it could just be a mouse or a bug or a spider. Who knows? On the other hand it could be a black hole or a rabbit trail and don’t swallow the little pill. I swear we’re living in an Alice in Wonderland type world where nothing makes a lick of sense anymore. Move the bowl if you dare, c’mon I triple dog dare you. Idiots first.
eternal cracker p
Something that should be killed:
A) Get a bowl from the cupboard, put it over something that should be killed and make a sign for it so someone else can take care of it for you.
B) Step on the damn thing and call it done.
Golly.. decisions, decisions.
When I was little, bees on the clover really bothered me. So, I repeatedly snuck mason jars from the house to cover the bees. Poor dad used to have to remove the jars after work. By then, the bees were dang mad.
Slide a stiff piece of paper under the damn bowl, pick it up and dump it outside.
Then you can either just let whatever it is go, or stomp on it.
Good grief. I don’t know how some people dress themselves.
F.D.R. in Hell
It’s a sub-miniature UAV and it came with your Xfinity Home Security system. Oh, did the installer forget to tell you about that?
Who else is watching your home wirelessly 24/7?
Eleanor in Hell
Franklin, you trying to make the proletariat paranoid? Shut up and ask David Sarnoff to fix my Philco radio. I missed Fibber McGee & Molly last night when a tube inside went bad.
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