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Home - by - January 2, 2013 - 23:59 America/New_York - 17 Comments

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  1. old_oaks

    January 3rd, 2013

    Liberals hate freaky things the government can’t control.

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  2. aleon

    January 3rd, 2013

    BANG! There it’s taken care of.

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  3. MaryfromMarin

    January 3rd, 2013

    Sort of a skewed version of “The Lady or the Tiger”.

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  4. Anonymous

    January 3rd, 2013

    Well then I’ll take what’s behind the curtain, Monte.

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  5. Tiger Eyes

    January 3rd, 2013

    Spray between rim of bowl and floor with Tilex…Pouf! Bug is gone.

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  6. Joe

    January 3rd, 2013

    It’s the cat and the Dog wrote the note.

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  7. No Brag Just Fact

    January 3rd, 2013

    It could be a live little turd named Barry Hussein Obassturd, otherwise known as the mean little ten inch prick.

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  8. Serious Putty

    January 3rd, 2013

    What if it’s not a bug?

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  9. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    January 3rd, 2013

    Notice that the bowl has moved away from the sign.

    It IS alive . . .

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  10. Brooke

    January 3rd, 2013

    That must be one helluva big spider.

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  11. Dr. Tar

    January 3rd, 2013

    But what will Moochelle eat if I kill it first? She likes her prey still alive when she pounces.

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  12. the aardvark

    January 3rd, 2013

    Don’t pick up the bowl, it could just be a mouse or a bug or a spider. Who knows? On the other hand it could be a black hole or a rabbit trail and don’t swallow the little pill. I swear we’re living in an Alice in Wonderland type world where nothing makes a lick of sense anymore. Move the bowl if you dare, c’mon I triple dog dare you. Idiots first.

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  13. eternal cracker p

    January 3rd, 2013

    Something that should be killed:

    A) Get a bowl from the cupboard, put it over something that should be killed and make a sign for it so someone else can take care of it for you.

    or

    B) Step on the damn thing and call it done.

    Golly.. decisions, decisions.

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  14. Plain Jane

    January 3rd, 2013

    When I was little, bees on the clover really bothered me. So, I repeatedly snuck mason jars from the house to cover the bees. Poor dad used to have to remove the jars after work. By then, the bees were dang mad.

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  15. norman einstein

    January 3rd, 2013

    Slide a stiff piece of paper under the damn bowl, pick it up and dump it outside.
    Then you can either just let whatever it is go, or stomp on it.
    Good grief. I don’t know how some people dress themselves.

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  16. F.D.R. in Hell

    January 3rd, 2013

    It’s a sub-miniature UAV and it came with your Xfinity Home Security system. Oh, did the installer forget to tell you about that? :evil:

    Who else is watching your home wirelessly 24/7?

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  17. Eleanor in Hell

    January 3rd, 2013

    Franklin, you trying to make the proletariat paranoid? Shut up and ask David Sarnoff to fix my Philco radio. I missed Fibber McGee & Molly last night when a tube inside went bad.

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