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A Politically Incorrect Guide To ‘Sexual Identity’

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“It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world.” – The Kinks

Through the secular-”progressive” looking-glass, the term “sexual orientation” has, in a few short years, evolved to accommodate an ever-expanding fruit basket of carnal appetites.

First it was “LGB” – liberal shorthand for “lesbian, gay and bisexual.” Then they added a “T” for “transgender.” That’s cross-dressing. You know, fellas like¬†45-year-old Clay Francis (aka, “Colleen”).

Mr. Francis enjoys macramé, long walks on the beach, wearing lady knickers and showering fully nude with 6-year-old girls.

Because it’s illegal to “discriminate based on the basis of gender identity,” and since it’s the only “tolerant” thing to do, this brave bellwether of the persecuted LGBT victim-class has secured the “civil right” for him and other men to fully expose themselves to your daughter in the locker room at Olympia, Washington’s Evergreen State College.

But slow down, Dad. According to the law, if you have a problem with Mr. Francis baring all to your baby girl, then you’re the problem. You’re a “transphobe” (“homophobia’s” evil twin sister, er, brother … whatever). Deck this sicko for terrifying your first-grader and you’re off to jail while “Colleen” is off to the “Human Rights Campaign” for a commendation as the latest victim of an “anti-LGBT hate crime.”

Rosa Parks in drag, I guess.

But to make sure they didn’t miss anyone, pooh-bahs over at Child Corruption Central added a “Q” to the “sexual orientation” mix. In case some fifth-grader in Ms. Adamsapple’s health class gets the urge to “taste the rainbow” (and I don’t mean Skittles), the catch-all term “questioning” was tacked on.

Gotta meet those recruiting quotas.



  1. Jerry Manderin

    January 2nd, 2013

    How come LGBT doesn’t have an “H” in it for “Heterosexual?”

    That’s a discrimination lawsuit WAITING to happen! >:)

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  2. Moxie Man

    January 2nd, 2013

    Read the full column.

    It amazes me how “they” are fighting for (and winning) their deviant sexual “freedoms of expression”, while our Constitutional freedoms are being whittled away on a daily basis.

    We have been warned about the decadent society, devolving into socialism.

    So many if us sit idly by, fiddling, while “they” are diddling and laughing all the way to the heavy petting zoo.

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  3. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    January 2nd, 2013

    My condition is “AGA” (ain’t getting any.) It is a condition common to men like me based upon such shallow factors like bad physique, old age, lack of handsome, and banal personality.

    But…I wouldn’t want these letters added to the alphabet soup of sexual conditions and preferences so beloved by the politically correct. Why? Because no one really cares, and no one really wants or needs to know. To the extent that AGA is important, it is only important to me.

    This is what irritates me the most about the politically correct crowd when it comes to sexual orientation – one’s sexual preferences are important only to him or her, other people really don’t care, and other people really don’t want or need to know. But the LGBT community keeps trumpeting their perversions and worse, demands that we care about it and not only accept them, but recognize that they have “special” rights.

    Sorry, but I’m rather disgusted by these types of perversions and besides, I have my own AGA to worry about.

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  4. Carlos The Jackal

    January 2nd, 2013

    Dead men tell no tales.

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  5. hanoverfist

    January 2nd, 2013

    Im soooo confooozzzzd!

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  6. AbigailAdams

    January 2nd, 2013

    For some while now I’ve been replacing the term “political correctness” with “cultural Marxism”. It’s more accurate and it is the impetus behind the kinder, gentler Marxist Trojan horse of a phrase.

    A long time ago I read somewhere that indifference is more evil than hatred. Practicing so-called political correctness dramatically changes one’s impression of things and events to the point of becoming emotionally indifferent to them. Indifference is an emotional state or attitude even lower than feeling neutral towards something. It carries a tinge of contempt that anyone should be silly enough to care about it. It’s in this indifferent state that political correctness becomes emotionally-numbing propaganda.

    It is very chilling to encounter this view of life from members of your own household — your own kids. It can turn your home into a battleground. And because cultural Marxists have been refining their jargon, molding these ideas carefully over a century, twisting logic into a mass of nonsense akin to “Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and humble in the wabe”, unless you are, yourself, prepared to argue coherently against this foolishness with solid moral, historical, and, often, spiritual ideas, your loved one will be swallowed up whole by everything you find repugnant.

    We can blame it all on the teachers but we should also be careful and wise about which families we let our kids hang out with, too.And we are our children’s most important teachers.

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  7. AbigailAdams

    January 2nd, 2013

    I hate auto correct!


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  8. cfm990

    January 2nd, 2013

    Surely, this isn’t the slippery slope that we were warned about, and liberals scoffed at.
    Slope gets any more slippery, they’ll start selling lift passes.

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  9. thirdtwin

    January 2nd, 2013

    I can’t wait for muslims to join the fray. This is the sort of thing which strains the progs’ Stalin- von Ribbentrop pact with islamofascists.

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  10. Stirrin the B.S.

    January 2nd, 2013

    Nature abhors a vacuum. As God is pushed out of society and our culture, he is being replaced with evil, aka marxist/statistism.

    Abigail is correct in replacing the phrase politically correct with cultural marxism.

    And also as God and Christ is removed from our culture, so to are the morals that derive from his word. Deviant behavior of all sorts fills the void – LGBT..etc., etc., etc.

    The sanctity of live is removed as the Godless Statists move in. Abortions were just the beginning. The taking of a life or lives is an effortless act for those who place no value on life – Ft Hood, Aurora CO, Sandy Hook, etc. It will culminate with state sanctioned murder – Stalin, Hitler, Pol Pot, Mao Tse Tung, Muzzslimes.

    Pretty depressing isn’t it? Prayer is the only hope. Pray hard and pray often.

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  11. Tim

    January 2nd, 2013

    You know the funny part?

    I mean the really funny part?

    Lenin, Stalin, Mao, and Hitler all used the same kinds shit to break down their respective societies, and then executed the perverts!

    Hitler even gave the homosexuals their very own concentration camps!

    Complete with ovens (not for baking brownies).

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  12. AbigailAdams

    January 2nd, 2013

    Tim, And Hitler was disgustingly deviant! Look at obama. He and the group he represents are all morally inferior, just like Hitler’s goons.

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