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Remember When Babies Were Joyous?

Home - by - January 2, 2013 - 00:22 America/New_York - 11 Comments

Our culture has shifted. People are now either “punished with a baby” or they kill them.

THANKS OBAMA!

Bean Shanine zombie dollsBABY ZOMBIE DOLLS

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According to Daily Mail, Shanine originally made her first zombie doll for a friend who participates in the annual “Zombie Walk” in Vancouver and then posted another on eBay “just to see what would happen.”

The high price typically posted for a plastic zombie-baby may seem high to many, but the process and materials Shanine requires to construct the little monstrosities is actually quite costly, as each doll requires nearly 30 layers of paint.

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  1. Unruly Refugee

    January 2nd, 2013

    Imagine how your infant child would react to such an abomination.

    Now I have to go an see how many progsterbaters I can eliminate in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

    Good night. Don’t let the infant zombie Progs bite.

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  2. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    January 2nd, 2013

    I tried to sell some zombie babies in Sacramento, but since they need to eat brains to survive, they starved and wasted away. I’ll probably have the same bad fortune in Washington D.C. as well.

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  3. MaryfromMarin

    January 2nd, 2013

    @Wyatt–

    I’d suggest another line of work. If your ZBs don’t sell, they might look elsewhere for brains, and turn against you.

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  4. MaryfromMarin

    January 2nd, 2013

    BTW, these make even Garbage Pail Kids look good.

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  5. scribble

    January 2nd, 2013

    The girl on the right is named “Julia.”

    obamanots from cradle to grave.

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  6. Bad Brad

    January 2nd, 2013

    So that’s what baby progressives look like. I always wondered.

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 2nd, 2013

    This looks like a job for Stymie’s Babysitter!

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  8. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 2nd, 2013

    “Believe it or not, these unique items go for about $1,500 each.”

    Damn! Good for her. There’s always a buyer for anything, isn’t there? eek.

    I didn’t see any multi-ethnic zombies, btw.
    *Dialing Al Shart-pton*

    Raaacist!

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  9. norman einstein

    January 2nd, 2013

    LMAO! It’s free market capitalism, baby!

    The one on the left looks like Chelsea Clinton, and the other two remind me of those obnoxious simian twins that were on some TV show about a hundred years ago.

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  10. Carlos The Jackal

    January 2nd, 2013

    Reminds me of “Village Of The Damned.”

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  11. MaryfromMarin

    January 2nd, 2013

    @MJA–

    Naah. Stymie’s Baby Sitter has some standards.

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