Try To Contain Your Shock.
Now, before you haters go all “AWWW, DAISY, you’re such an ANGRY MEANIE!” on me - you can consult this list before doing so. I didn’t create it. Judicial Watch did. I’m just relaying it to y’all so you can bask in the glory that is our messed-up political landscape of corrupt jackwagons. And leading the pack on corruption and being general jackwagons?
I know you’re as shocked and dismayed as I am.
Here’s the list of douchenozzles in alphabetical order:
- Rep. Vern Buchanan (R-FL)
- Secretary of Energy Steven Chu
- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and UN Ambassador Susan Rice
- Attorney General Eric Holder
- Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. (D-IL)
- Sen. Robert Menendez (D-NJ)
- President Barack Obama
- Sen. Harry Reid (D-NV)
- Rep. David Rivera (R-FL)
- Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius
And there’s an honorable mention list, too, which includes Patraeus, John Edwards, Janet Napolitano, and one of our favorite mockable morons out here in COTR-land, Maxine Waters.