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You’d need a 3000 gallon Hefty cinch sack to hold all that stinky garbage.

@Cakes

“Lefty,Lefty,Lefty”

Quick question:

Is all that crap going IN or flying OUT of his butt?

Like the cops say, “I need the direction of travel”

and when it starts to close,….
it says “Bush’s Fault”…

batteries not included

And if you act right now we’ll throw in at absolutely no cost The Joe Biden Bobblehead Doll.
*Personality traits between real Biden and doll strikingly similar*

Hey guys best one yet, wonder who he bow down to next ?

maybe BinLaden

Whimpy, whimpy, whimpy!

The great thing is, you can stand in front of it and have a friend step on the lever. We can all get photos of Obowma bowing to us!

This model uses only GLAAD trash bags.

Every time he bows, you might as well throw our dignity and belief of American exceptionalism in with all the hope and change too.

@Pat Leah…We just did that to piss you off…don’t get paranoid or nothin’.

@Dix…I agree, is the crap goin’ in or out?

@Right Wing Feather…THAT’S EXACTLY WHY there are so many more liberals than conservatives.
They are so much cheaper to make with only two moving parts (their mouths and their assholes) are interchangeable and nobody can tell which one is working at any particular time.

The Barney Frank model kneals. And bobs.

“Teacher says, every time Obama bows, a terrorist gets his things.”

Good one ZuZu…and thanks for a petals.

*note*
Does not work unless throwing away constitutional items.

hiney, your sanity may be intact, but your intellect … non existent

All I want to know is, who’s responsible for taking the garbage out??? It’s time.

Hines,just to the left of the “a” button on your keyboard is the button that makes you look less retarded when you come here to degrade yourself.

Dixie,no problem,Hines will have to look too once he figures out which way left is.
Right now he is staring at the “s” key wondering what the hell I am trying to tell him.

Hines is angry because Miss Crabtree cast him as Juliet and I was his Romeo in the school play.
It sent him into therapy with Froggy and Butch. Then Butch took a hankering to Hines and made him his b!tch at recess…

Now you know…the whole story.

But he’s a liberal so ya know he’s just gonna recycle that crap and we’ll see it again, and again, and again…

Of course the stench is overpowering where you are, James Hines. You finally catching on?! Fool.

@Dixie & Doc: It empties automatically… out of the top.