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Daily Caller staffers reveal their New Year’s resolutions

Home - by - January 1, 2013 - 14:00 America/New_York - 4 Comments


Whether it’s starting a scooter gang, becoming slightly less awesome or drinking more American-made alcohol,  some Daily Caller staffers are spilling their 2013 New Year’s resolutions.

Jim Antle, editor, Daily Caller News Foundation: “My New Year’s resolution is to be the first person to go over the fiscal cliff in a barrel.”

Chris Bedford, associate editor and scooter owner: “I’m going to start a scooter gang for sure. Just haven’t decided if I’ll use my powers for good or evil yet.”

Taylor Bigler, entertainment editor: “I resolve to be more assertive when sending staff-wide emails. Reply to me or I will cut you.”

Vince Coglianese, senior online editor and perfect human being: “I love New Year’s resolutions. They’re the sole reason I become a better person each and every year. But as I inch closer to perfection, I’m beginning to lose options for my improvement. With that in mind, I intend to reverse direction, pick up a few bad habits and be prepared for a better answer next year.”



  1. Will Profit

    January 1st, 2013

    My New Year’s resolution is to translate and transcribe into English at least one complete episode of Al Sharpton’s MSNBC show PolidentNation.

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  2. Claudia

    January 1st, 2013

    I resolve to never again say a damn swear word about those shithead proggies.

    Oh, f*ck.

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  3. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    January 1st, 2013

    Consistent with my new progressive outlook on life, I firmly resolve to be more tolerant, understanding, civil and less condescending in my dealings with others with whom I may disagree.

    Unless they continue to disagree with me – in which case I’ll beat those stupid m****r f****rs within an inch of their worthless, useless and meaningless lives.

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  4. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 2nd, 2013

    Isn’t it good enough that I don’t push people into traffic? What more do you want from me?! Gaaaaah.

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