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Daily Caller staffers reveal their New Year’s resolutions

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Whether it’s starting a scooter gang, becoming slightly less awesome or drinking more American-made alcohol,  some Daily Caller staffers are spilling their 2013 New Year’s resolutions.

Jim Antle, editor, Daily Caller News Foundation: “My New Year’s resolution is to be the first person to go over the fiscal cliff in a barrel.”

Chris Bedford, associate editor and scooter owner: “I’m going to start a scooter gang for sure. Just haven’t decided if I’ll use my powers for good or evil yet.”

Taylor Bigler, entertainment editor: “I resolve to be more assertive when sending staff-wide emails. Reply to me or I will cut you.”

Vince Coglianese, senior online editor and perfect human being: “I love New Year’s resolutions. They’re the sole reason I become a better person each and every year. But as I inch closer to perfection, I’m beginning to lose options for my improvement. With that in mind, I intend to reverse direction, pick up a few bad habits and be prepared for a better answer next year.”

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  1. Will Profit

    January 1st, 2013

    My New Year’s resolution is to translate and transcribe into English at least one complete episode of Al Sharpton’s MSNBC show PolidentNation.

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  2. Claudia

    January 1st, 2013

    I resolve to never again say a damn swear word about those shithead proggies.

    Oh, f*ck.

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  3. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    January 1st, 2013

    Consistent with my new progressive outlook on life, I firmly resolve to be more tolerant, understanding, civil and less condescending in my dealings with others with whom I may disagree.

    Unless they continue to disagree with me – in which case I’ll beat those stupid m****r f****rs within an inch of their worthless, useless and meaningless lives.

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  4. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    January 2nd, 2013

    Isn’t it good enough that I don’t push people into traffic? What more do you want from me?! Gaaaaah.

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