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Stirrin The BS wins with “Purple Lips” – Contact BigFurHat.Mail@gmail.com to figure out how to claim your Fie Dolla.

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Winner gets 5 bucks via paypal. (Or snail mail if you insist.) Most thumbs by Midnight ET wins.

Here’s the game. Song titles before they were perfected:

- We Don’t Have To Take Our Shoes Off

- The Sounds of Tinnitus

- By the Time I Get To Felix

- Don’t Stand So Approximate To My Personage

- Then He Licked Me

- Baby’s Got a Huge Fart Locker

- Where Has Waylon Flowers Gone?

-Mack the Spork

Good Luck. Happy Thumbing.

» 310 Comments

  1. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    Baby You Can Steal My Car

    Thumb up +8

     
  2. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    Stairway to Hell

    Thumb up +8

     
  3. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    How about if we take a song title and substitute one word with “penis”? LOLOL!! Kidding

    Thumb up +5

     
  4. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Til There Was Ewe

    Thumb up +6

     
  5. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Five Out of Seven Ain’t Bad.

    Thumb up +4

     
  6. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Eye Sore Fur Stranding Cher

    Thumb up +4

     
  7. I Luv Bacon

    December 31st, 2012

    London tweeting

    Thumb up +3

     
  8. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    10th Avenue Shake Down

    Thumb up +7

     
  9. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Sheeple

    Thumb up +5

     
  10. Bayouwulf

    December 31st, 2012

    Stroke on the water.

    Thumb up +2

     
  11. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    Free Base

    Thumb up +5

     
  12. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Maxwell’s Dildo Hamper

    Thumb up +6

     
  13. Reiuxcat

    December 31st, 2012

    Long Live Butter and Rolls

    Thumb up +2

     
  14. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Baking Carrot Biscuits.

    Thumb up +2

     
  15. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    She Came in Through Mom’s Basement Window

    Thumb up +3

     
  16. Reiuxcat

    December 31st, 2012

    Boys in the Attic

    Thumb up 0

     
  17. Reiuxcat

    December 31st, 2012

    Bleat Emotion

    Thumb up +3

     
  18. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    Purple Lips -

    Purple lips all in my brain
    Lately things just don’t seem the same
    Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
    ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +21

     
  19. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    Bitching in your sleep

    Thumb up +1

     
  20. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    Superior Freak

    Thumb up +3

     
  21. Reiuxcat

    December 31st, 2012

    (Somebody Else Been) Shaking Your PeePee

    Thumb up +2

     
  22. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    sweet step child o’ mine

    Thumb up +4

     
  23. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    Keep my hands to yourself

    Thumb up +3

     
  24. Reiuxcat

    December 31st, 2012

    Queer Stinkers and Swell Blazers

    Thumb up +5

     
  25. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    Ricky don’t lose that prescription

    Thumb up +7

     
  26. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    Poofer Girl

    Thumb up +1

     
  27. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    It’s quite unusual

    Thumb up +2

     
  28. super toe

    December 31st, 2012

    Happiness Is A Cordial Pistol

    Thumb up +4

     
  29. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    rock you like a dust devil

    Thumb up +2

     
  30. eternal cracker p

    December 31st, 2012

    In Your Thighs

    Thumb up +1

     
  31. Bayouwulf

    December 31st, 2012

    All along the wallflower.

    Thumb up +1

     
  32. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    @Rieuxcat – nice tribute to ZZ Top!

    Thumb up +5

     
  33. Reiuxcat

    December 31st, 2012

    Backdoor Shove Affair

    Thumb up +2

     
  34. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    I can’t get no (sufficiency)

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  35. Jack

    December 31st, 2012

    Gangbang Style

    Thumb up +6

     
  36. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Love on an Escalator

    Thumb up +5

     
  37. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    I want your ex

    Thumb up +4

     
  38. Reiuxcat

    December 31st, 2012

    And nice Hendrix from you Stirrin’ :-)

    Thumb up +4

     
  39. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    Every other day people

    Thumb up 0

     
  40. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    A Horse With A Name – it’s Sarah and John

    Thumb up +5

     
  41. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Blueberry Hill Forever

    Thumb up +3

     
  42. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    Girl Refuses to help it

    Thumb up 0

     
  43. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    This is fun! :)

    Thumb up +6

     
  44. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    Girl you know it’s fact

    Thumb up +1

     
  45. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Love Squirts

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +16

     
  46. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    BTO – Takin Away From Business

    Thumb up +7

     
  47. woody

    December 31st, 2012

    Hey Dude

    Thumb up +4

     
  48. Unneutral

    December 31st, 2012

    Ubangi? You bet’cha baby.

    Thumb up +1

     
  49. Bayouwulf

    December 31st, 2012

    Gimme back my Magpuls.

    Thumb up +5

     
  50. Reiuxcat

    December 31st, 2012

    Pleats Don’t Fail Me Now

    Thumb up +5

     
  51. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    every little thing she does is interesting

    Thumb up +2

     
  52. eternal cracker p

    December 31st, 2012

    Pour some Cocaine on me.

    Thumb up +2

     
  53. Daphne

    December 31st, 2012

    Yeah, we’ll take it.

    Thumb up +2

     
  54. Kenny

    December 31st, 2012

    Don’t go breakin’ my balls (don’t go breaking my heart)

    Thumb up +7

     
  55. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    You Say Hello and I Say Goodbye

    Thumb up +3

     
  56. eternal cracker p

    December 31st, 2012

    Don’t Happy be Worried.

    Thumb up +5

     
  57. eternal cracker p

    December 31st, 2012

    Stand Away from me.

    Thumb up +3

     
  58. Bayouwulf

    December 31st, 2012

    Basted again in Margaritaburg

    Thumb up +2

     
  59. Reiuxcat

    December 31st, 2012

    Porn Under A Bad Sign

    Thumb up +4

     
  60. Kenny

    December 31st, 2012

    decorum forbids me from revealing the original draft of Clarence Carter’s “Strokin”

    Thumb up +4

     
  61. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    Reiuxcat – another obscure reference – I love Little Fleats!

    Thumb up +1

     
  62. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    oops, I meant Little Feats

    Thumb up 0

     
  63. eternal cracker p

    December 31st, 2012

    I just want to Sleep all the time.

    Thumb up 0

     
  64. Kenny

    December 31st, 2012

    Not everyone can be a winner (became Hot Chcolate’s “Everyones a winner”)

    Thumb up 0

     
  65. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    For Old Aunt Zine

    Thumb up +2

     
  66. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 31st, 2012

    Good Vibrator

    (Don’t Hear) The Teacher

    Saturday in the Dark

    Sultans of Sand

    The Goys of Zumerr

    Thumb up +3

     
  67. Bayouwulf

    December 31st, 2012

    Baby you can drive my Winnebago.

    Thumb up +2

     
  68. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    Oops,I Did You Again.

    Thumb up +6

     
  69. eternal cracker p

    December 31st, 2012

    Fears for Tears – Everybody wants to Own the world.

    Thumb up +3

     
  70. woody

    December 31st, 2012

    Hold On Loser

    Thumb up +2

     
  71. Kenny

    December 31st, 2012

    Holding out for a zero (democratic party’s theme song before Bonnie Tyler came out with “Holding out for a Hero”)

    Thumb up +2

     
  72. Diann

    December 31st, 2012

    We Three Kings of Orey and Are

    (actually, that’s what I thought the lyrics were when I was a kid. Oh, and I thought we say, “With a Jelly Host Proclaim.” I was a phonetic singer)

    Thumb up +5

     
  73. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Big Ol’ Jed Left a Light On.

    Thumb up +2

     
  74. Bayouwulf

    December 31st, 2012

    I could’nt tweet at all last night.

    Thumb up +6

     
  75. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “Smells like Teen Body Odor”

    Thumb up +4

     
  76. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Bathroom on the Right

    Thumb up +3

     
  77. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “We are the Runners-Up”

    Thumb up +5

     
  78. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    The Age of Aquariums

    Thumb up +5

     
  79. Bayouwulf

    December 31st, 2012

    We’re gonna Rock around the sundial tonight.

    Thumb up +1

     
  80. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “Stand by your Significant Other”

    Thumb up +6

     
  81. Jerry Manderin

    December 31st, 2012

    Every Rise Has Its Porn

    Thumb up +1

     
  82. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “This Land is MY Land…GTF off my LAWN”

    Thumb up +7

     
  83. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    This footwear is made for ambulating.

    Thumb up +7

     
  84. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “Ace of Diamonds”

    Thumb up +1

     
  85. Kenny

    December 31st, 2012

    Comfortably Dumb

    Thumb up +4

     
  86. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “Paranoid…with Schizophrenic Tendencies”

    Thumb up +1

     
  87. Jerry Manderin

    December 31st, 2012

    Sustaining On A Petition

    Thumb up +1

     
  88. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Make it Sleazy

    Thumb up +1

     
  89. eternal cracker p

    December 31st, 2012

    Another rock in that wall.

    Thumb up +2

     
  90. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    It’s a Hard Steak (nothing but a hard steak)

    Thumb up +1

     
  91. eternal cracker p

    December 31st, 2012

    867-5(hmmmm..)(hmm…)(hmm…..)

    Thumb up +5

     
  92. Kenny

    December 31st, 2012

    My big, huge, black penis (became Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-a-ling”) hope i can say that here!

    Thumb up +4

     
  93. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Returned in the Absence of Light.

    Thumb up +2

     
  94. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Gay Stripper

    Thumb up +6

     
  95. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Shiny Airfoils

    Thumb up +1

     
  96. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Evening Bowel Moves

    Thumb up +2

     
  97. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “I’ll Take You There, if You Buy the Gas”

    Thumb up +1

     
  98. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Scrambled Eggs

    (Yesterday – this one’s for real!

    Thumb up +1

     
  99. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Massage in a Brothel

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +10

     
  100. Bayouwulf

    December 31st, 2012

    I like big debts. (and I cannot lie) – BHO

    Thumb up +5

     
  101. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “Should I Stay or Should I Go Fuck Myself?”

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +14

     
  102. Jerry Manderin

    December 31st, 2012

    ROYGBIV In The Pitch Black

    Thumb up +1

     
  103. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    I Can’t Get No Section 8 Action

    Thumb up +6

     
  104. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “Thunder Mug”

    Thumb up +1

     
  105. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Intergalactic Deity (Space Lord)

    Thumb up +2

     
  106. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    She Comes in Colored Underwaer

    Thumb up +3

     
  107. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    MMCXII

    Thumb up +1

     
  108. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Moochelle Ma Belle

    Thumb up +1

     
  109. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Stairway to 7-11

    Thumb up +4

     
  110. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Let’s Spend the GNP Together

    Thumb up +9

     
  111. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Ratchet Man

    Thumb up +2

     
  112. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Get Off Mike Cloud

    Thumb up +4

     
  113. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Fall River Man

    Thumb up +1

     
  114. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Unchained (Gastric) Malady

    Thumb up +4

     
  115. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Old Skank Sign

    Thumb up +3

     
  116. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Nasally Inhaling Distilled Corn Squeezin’s, Orally Ingesting processed Coca Leaf Alkaloid.

    Thumb up +2

     
  117. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    I’m Dreamin’ of a Caucasian Kwanzaa

    Thumb up +9

     
  118. Bayouwulf

    December 31st, 2012

    the girl’s got arythmia.

    Thumb up +4

     
  119. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “Highway to Hell…Hope and Change Style”

    Thumb up +1

     
  120. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Place it on the infinitely-extending one-dimensional figure that has no curvature

    Thumb up +1

     
  121. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “Money for Nothing…Food Stamps ROCK”

    Thumb up +4

     
  122. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Aquadung

    Thumb up +2

     
  123. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Vigorously sway to-and-fro, the walled fortress

    Thumb up +1

     
  124. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    I’m Dreaming of a Blight Christmas

    Thumb up 0

     
  125. Kenny

    December 31st, 2012

    non-risky musical movements (men without hats – safety dance)

    Thumb up +1

     
  126. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Tip Toe Through the Polyps

    Thumb up +8

     
  127. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Sloop John A

    Thumb up +1

     
  128. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Illuminate my Burning material

    Thumb up +3

     
  129. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Takin’ It to the Roads

    Thumb up 0

     
  130. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    The Yellow Toes of Texas

    Thumb up +3

     
  131. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    The Sugar Cane Boat Song

    Thumb up +1

     
  132. Brown Eyed Girl

    December 31st, 2012

    My husband’s contributions: “Put Your Legs on My Shoulders” and “Thanks for the Mammaries. : )

    Thumb up +8

     
  133. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Blueberry Mountain

    Thumb up +1

     
  134. Jethro

    December 31st, 2012

    Totally Despicable (simply irresistible)

    Thumb up +2

     
  135. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Unpleasant Guests

    Thumb up +1

     
  136. Poonces

    December 31st, 2012

    Obammy’s favorite:

    Pokin’ in your backdoor.

    Thumb up +3

     
  137. Jethro

    December 31st, 2012

    Subway to Hell (ACDC)

    Thumb up +5

     
  138. John F. (concealed) Carry

    December 31st, 2012

    Purple Glaze (is on my lips)
    aka Barry’s Song

    Thumb up +6

     
  139. John F. (concealed) Carry

    December 31st, 2012

    Happiness is a Warm Nun

    Thumb up +3

     
  140. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Bubbly Grapejuice shindig

    Thumb up +1

     
  141. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    Sgt Peppers Homely Folks Club Band

    Thumb up +2

     
  142. John F. (concealed) Carry

    December 31st, 2012

    Negatively Frosteet (oes)

    (dylan)

    Thumb up +2

     
  143. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Motel Oklahoma

    Thumb up +5

     
  144. John F. (concealed) Carry

    December 31st, 2012

    The Night They Drove Obama Down

    Thumb up +5

     
  145. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    I want to grasp your knuckles.

    Thumb up +2

     
  146. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Bridge of Flies

    Thumb up +2

     
  147. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    I Am The Elephant Seal

    Thumb up +5

     
  148. John F. (concealed) Carry

    December 31st, 2012

    Like a Rollin’ Boulder

    Thumb up +3

     
  149. John F. (concealed) Carry

    December 31st, 2012

    Hollyweird Knights

    Thumb up +2

     
  150. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Disappear, Scumbag! (Beat It)

    Thumb up 0

     
  151. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    Your Mother Should Know(what a whore you are)

    Thumb up +2

     
  152. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Untamed Object

    Thumb up +1

     
  153. John F. (concealed) Carry

    December 31st, 2012

    Frosteet’s an O Man

    Thumb up +1

     
  154. Jethro

    December 31st, 2012

    Bimbo Girl

    Thumb up 0

     
  155. Poonces

    December 31st, 2012

    Workin’ on the choom gang,

    goin’ down…

    Thumb up +5

     
  156. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Nonsense and Buttermints

    Thumb up +1

     
  157. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    I’d Love to Ruin the World

    Thumb up +2

     
  158. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “Magic Girly-man”

    Thumb up +2

     
  159. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Heart Full of Holes

    Thumb up 0

     
  160. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    Goodbye Yellow Brick avenue

    Thumb up +1

     
  161. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Jerkin’ Man

    Thumb up 0

     
  162. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Short Fat Bimbo in a Blue Dress

    Thumb up +1

     
  163. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Sweet Fetus o’ Mine

    Thumb up +3

     
  164. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “I Hate Myself for Voting for You”

    Thumb up +4

     
  165. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    Hello It’s Me(Hiding In Your Closet)

    Thumb up +1

     
  166. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    How Much Is That Lougey in the Window?

    Thumb up +2

     
  167. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    99 Red Condoms

    Thumb up +4

     
  168. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    You’ve Lost That Lemon Peeling

    Thumb up +5

     
  169. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    Take 5.5

    Thumb up +2

     
  170. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    Hotel San Bernadino

    Thumb up +4

     
  171. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    A Girl With Far Out Of Shape Thighs

    Thumb up 0

     
  172. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    Fishing On The Dock Of The Bay

    Thumb up +3

     
  173. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Translucent Particulate Matter on the Dihydrogen Monoxide

    Thumb up +2

     
  174. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    They Call Me Mellow Jonquil

    (No, I do NOT know shades of yellow, I looked it up.)

    Thumb up +2

     
  175. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    On the Dole Again

    Thumb up +6

     
  176. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Quinn the Inuit

    Thumb up +1

     
  177. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    A Whore with no Name

    Thumb up +2

     
  178. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Up on the Shingles

    Thumb up +2

     
  179. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    Let’s Spend 2 1/2 Minutes Together.

    Thumb up +3

     
  180. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    You’re So Narcissistic

    Thumb up +5

     
  181. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    Parsley,Sage & Rosemary Girl.

    Thumb up +1

     
  182. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Beagle Harrier

    Thumb up +2

     
  183. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    Baby You’re A Rich Man(So We’re Gonna Tax The Hell Out Of You)

    Thumb up +1

     
  184. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Are You Loathsome Tonight?

    Thumb up +5

     
  185. Doc

    December 31st, 2012

    I Love Ewe….bye Derek Holt and the Climax Blues Band.

    Thumb up +1

     
  186. LyleLovett666

    December 31st, 2012

    What Exists And Should Never Exist

    Thumb up +1

     
  187. IronyCurtain

    December 31st, 2012

    I Wanna Rock And Roll Until 9:30

    Thumb up +9

     
  188. IronyCurtain

    December 31st, 2012

    Hey Juden

    Thumb up +4

     
  189. IronyCurtain

    December 31st, 2012

    Bocce Ball Wizard

    Thumb up +6

     
  190. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    32,000 Pounds And What Do You Get

    Thumb up +4

     
  191. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Don’t Be Mean

    Thumb up +2

     
  192. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    They Call the Windbag Mariah

    Thumb up 0

     
  193. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    I Am the Sea Lion

    Thumb up +2

     
  194. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Tebow and the Jets

    Thumb up +2

     
  195. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    26 or 5 to 3

    Thumb up +2

     
  196. IronyCurtain

    December 31st, 2012

    Blowin’ In The Mild Breeze

    Thumb up +2

     
  197. IronyCurtain

    December 31st, 2012

    While My Guitar Barely Whimpers

    Thumb up +6

     
  198. Doc

    December 31st, 2012

    It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot skin condition.

    Thumb up +5

     
  199. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    2113

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  200. IronyCurtain

    December 31st, 2012

    Laylashequa

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  201. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Song Sung Purple

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  202. IronyCurtain

    December 31st, 2012

    Calm Thing

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  203. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    Country Boy Can Eke By

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  204. Doc

    December 31st, 2012

    I feel like I’m fixin’ to kick the bucket rag.

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  205. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    All You Need Is Lunch

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  206. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    A Paler Shade of White

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  207. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Happiness Is A Warm Assault Rifle

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  208. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Jonnny B. Mediocre

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  209. AbigailAdams

    December 31st, 2012

    This Is The Downing Of A Plate Of Asparagus

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  210. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Norwegian Woodie

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  211. Doc

    December 31st, 2012

    Crimson and Ragweed

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  212. Doc

    December 31st, 2012

    NOBODY Wang Chung Tonight.

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  213. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Astounding spheres of flame

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  214. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Under the Promenade

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  215. norman einstein

    December 31st, 2012

    “I got my Mojo Working…but I Forget where I Put It.”

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  216. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Leader

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  217. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Leader of the Group (oops)

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  218. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    Whole lotta lunch.

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  219. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    And who can forget NXS’s ” Soup and Salad Bar”

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  220. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    Or Garth Brooks ” Brainless”

    That all I got.

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  221. Anonymous

    December 31st, 2012

    Baby I’m a dazed

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  222. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Another Sticky Face

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  223. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Sweet Home Montgomery

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  224. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    We all got fooled again

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  225. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    I can see big piles

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  226. Anonymous

    December 31st, 2012

    Reelin’ in the queers

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  227. 99th Squad Leader

    December 31st, 2012

    The Cannabis Man

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  228. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    When the teevee breaks

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  229. 99th Squad Leader

    December 31st, 2012

    Walk on the Mild Side

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  230. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    What a Night for a Wet Dream

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  231. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Ain’t Too Proud To Bag

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  232. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Twist and Shoot

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  233. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Born to be mild

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  234. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Bitch and pout

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  235. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Magic Carpet Prayer

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  236. 99th Squad Leader

    December 31st, 2012

    Secrete Aging Man

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  237. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Ferry Cross to Jersey

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  238. KayFromAZ

    December 31st, 2012

    Blow me in the wind.
    Wake me up before you blow ho!

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  239. Bayouwulf

    December 31st, 2012

    Purple Maize!

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  240. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Long Tall Sally (nee Sal)

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  241. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Put Your Head On My Boulder

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  242. Ricky

    December 31st, 2012

    LMAFO – Everyday I’m Shoveling! Shoveling!

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  243. bill jones

    December 31st, 2012

    My cell-mate thinks I’m pretty.

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  244. Moxie Man

    December 31st, 2012

    Gerbil Love

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  245. Ricky

    December 31st, 2012

    Twisted Sister – I Wanna Mop!

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  246. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Hollywood shites

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  247. 99th Squad Leader

    December 31st, 2012

    Boehner Rhapsody

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  248. Ricky

    December 31st, 2012

    LMAFO – I’m Chubby and I know it..

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  249. Callmelennie

    December 31st, 2012

    It’s Only Slovenian Polka (But I Like It)

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  250. Callmelennie

    December 31st, 2012

    Welcome To The Pasture

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  251. Jerry Manderin

    December 31st, 2012

    I Can’t Wait To Feel Your Butt Tonight

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  252. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    Ricky, I gotta chubby for ya. LOL

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  253. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Howl like a beagle

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  254. 99th Squad Leader

    December 31st, 2012

    Choom Gang

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  255. even steven

    December 31st, 2012

    Gypsy’s Tramp with Fleas

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  256. Jerry Manderin

    December 31st, 2012

    Cum On A Chameleon

    (Sorry)

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  257. even steven

    December 31st, 2012

    Illegal Immigrant Song

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  258. Callmelennie

    December 31st, 2012

    Ralphie Ralphie

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  259. Doc

    December 31st, 2012

    It feels like the third time.

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  260. even steven

    December 31st, 2012

    Crazy Little Thing Called Aids

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  261. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Hit the road, Jack-off

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  262. Doc

    December 31st, 2012

    Danish Wood

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  263. Jerry Manderin

    December 31st, 2012

    Wake Me Up Before You Blow-Blow

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  264. Jerry Manderin

    December 31st, 2012

    793-3542/Jenny

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  265. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 31st, 2012

    No Half Dollar

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  266. even steven

    December 31st, 2012

    In-O-bama-Joebiden

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  267. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Goodbye, yellow, sick toad

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  268. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Sludge, poured o’er me

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  269. even steven

    December 31st, 2012

    Polka Lobster

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  270. J Frank Parnell

    December 31st, 2012

    Fred’s Got A Knife

    The Fixx

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  271. J Frank Parnell

    December 31st, 2012

    Black And Poor

    Ratt

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  272. Jerry Manderin

    December 31st, 2012

    One Thing Leads To Something Else

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  273. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Magic Pus

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  274. J Frank Parnell

    December 31st, 2012

    Eyes Putout With Mace

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  275. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    MOOOO….chelle

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  276. ronterf

    December 31st, 2012

    Old Langs Eye

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  277. ronterf

    December 31st, 2012

    Strangers In The Late Evening

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  278. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Do you squeal like we do

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  279. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Detroit, wretched city

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  280. MNP

    December 31st, 2012

    Purple Zebras (all in my brain)

    Thumb up +1

     
  281. My2Cents

    December 31st, 2012

    You Don’t Bring Me ARs Anymore

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  282. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Tangled up in Glue

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  283. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    Purple Zebras (all in my brain)? Is that some sorta Minnesota frost bite thing or what? LOL.

    Thumb up 0

     
  284. todak

    December 31st, 2012

    Hairway to Steven

    Thumb up +2

     
  285. MNP

    December 31st, 2012

    BFH gets it. Think logically.

    Thumb up +1

     
  286. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    In light of recent events, “logically” might be the wrong word to use. Just saying.

    Thumb up 0

     
  287. Tad

    December 31st, 2012

    Excellent evening by the light of the car radio

    Thumb up +1

     
  288. Tad

    December 31st, 2012

    Back in Brown

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  289. Tad

    December 31st, 2012

    Cat Scratch Flu

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  290. MNP

    December 31st, 2012

    That’s where it came from.
    And I’ll never let go of that bone.

    Thumb up 0

     
  291. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    I gotta big old bone for ya.

    Thumb up 0

     
  292. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    I re stamped the name card fire away bitch. LOL

    Thumb up 0

     
  293. Tad

    December 31st, 2012

    Ellie, Whoa Man

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  294. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    The Louse With The Rising Buns

    Thumb up +1

     
  295. O'BlowMe Samich

    December 31st, 2012

    Mrs Brown I’d Love to *&%$ Your Daughter

    Thumb up +2

     
  296. IronyCurtain

    December 31st, 2012

    Fair Vibrations

    Thumb up +1

     
  297. IronyCurtain

    December 31st, 2012

    Something Tells Me I’m Into Something Mediocre

    Thumb up +1

     
  298. MNP

    December 31st, 2012

    What, no Chalupa. Damn.

    Thumb up +1

     
  299. Unruly Refugee

    January 1st, 2013

    Heard It Through The Rape Line

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  300. Unruly Refugee

    January 1st, 2013

    Rocky Mountain Intoxication

    Thumb up +1

     
  301. Unruly Refugee

    January 1st, 2013

    Papa’s Got A Brand New Fag

    Thumb up +1

     
  302. Old York, OY

    January 1st, 2013

    Old York, Old York

    Thumb up +2

     
  303. Unruly Refugee

    January 1st, 2013

    It’s still 2012 in the Ouachitas. Or 1992 if you factor in progress.

    Happy New Year!

    Thumb up +2

     
  304. Snowball the Sourpuss

    January 1st, 2013

    Scream On.

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  305. Snowball the Sourpuss

    January 1st, 2013

    I Want to Swap Salive With You All Over.

    Thumb up +1

     
  306. LyleLovett666

    January 1st, 2013

    Stuck In Fresno With The Sacramento Blues Again

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  307. LyleLovett666

    January 1st, 2013

    She’s Got A Pass To Board

    Thumb up +1

     
  308. LyleLovett666

    January 1st, 2013

    Paper Back Editor

    Thumb up 0

     
  309. Death_By_Farts

    January 1st, 2013

    “You Are Always On My Hind”

    Thumb up +1

     
  310. Banana Republican

    January 1st, 2013

    Moochelle, Cow Bell

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