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CONTEST: First Draft Song Titles
Stirrin The BS wins with “Purple Lips” – Contact BigFurHat.Mail@gmail.com to figure out how to claim your Fie Dolla.
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Winner gets 5 bucks via paypal. (Or snail mail if you insist.) Most thumbs by Midnight ET wins.
Here’s the game. Song titles before they were perfected:
- We Don’t Have To Take Our Shoes Off
- The Sounds of Tinnitus
- By the Time I Get To Felix
- Don’t Stand So Approximate To My Personage
- Then He Licked Me
- Baby’s Got a Huge Fart Locker
- Where Has Waylon Flowers Gone?
-Mack the Spork
Good Luck. Happy Thumbing.





Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
Baby You Can Steal My Car
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
Stairway to Hell
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
How about if we take a song title and substitute one word with “penis”? LOLOL!! Kidding
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Til There Was Ewe
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Five Out of Seven Ain’t Bad.
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Eye Sore Fur Stranding Cher
I Luv Bacon
December 31st, 2012
London tweeting
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
10th Avenue Shake Down
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Sheeple
Bayouwulf
December 31st, 2012
Stroke on the water.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
Free Base
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Maxwell’s Dildo Hamper
Reiuxcat
December 31st, 2012
Long Live Butter and Rolls
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Baking Carrot Biscuits.
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
She Came in Through Mom’s Basement Window
Reiuxcat
December 31st, 2012
Boys in the Attic
Reiuxcat
December 31st, 2012
Bleat Emotion
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
Purple Lips -
Purple lips all in my brain
Lately things just don’t seem the same
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
Bitching in your sleep
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
Superior Freak
Reiuxcat
December 31st, 2012
(Somebody Else Been) Shaking Your PeePee
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
sweet step child o’ mine
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
Keep my hands to yourself
Reiuxcat
December 31st, 2012
Queer Stinkers and Swell Blazers
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
Ricky don’t lose that prescription
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
Poofer Girl
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
It’s quite unusual
super toe
December 31st, 2012
Happiness Is A Cordial Pistol
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
rock you like a dust devil
eternal cracker p
December 31st, 2012
In Your Thighs
Bayouwulf
December 31st, 2012
All along the wallflower.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
@Rieuxcat – nice tribute to ZZ Top!
Reiuxcat
December 31st, 2012
Backdoor Shove Affair
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
I can’t get no (sufficiency)
Jack
December 31st, 2012
Gangbang Style
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Love on an Escalator
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
I want your ex
Reiuxcat
December 31st, 2012
And nice Hendrix from you Stirrin’
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
Every other day people
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
A Horse With A Name – it’s Sarah and John
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Blueberry Hill Forever
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
Girl Refuses to help it
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
This is fun!
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
Girl you know it’s fact
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Love Squirts
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
BTO – Takin Away From Business
woody
December 31st, 2012
Hey Dude
Unneutral
December 31st, 2012
Ubangi? You bet’cha baby.
Bayouwulf
December 31st, 2012
Gimme back my Magpuls.
Reiuxcat
December 31st, 2012
Pleats Don’t Fail Me Now
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
every little thing she does is interesting
eternal cracker p
December 31st, 2012
Pour some Cocaine on me.
Daphne
December 31st, 2012
Yeah, we’ll take it.
Kenny
December 31st, 2012
Don’t go breakin’ my balls (don’t go breaking my heart)
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
You Say Hello and I Say Goodbye
eternal cracker p
December 31st, 2012
Don’t Happy be Worried.
eternal cracker p
December 31st, 2012
Stand Away from me.
Bayouwulf
December 31st, 2012
Basted again in Margaritaburg
Reiuxcat
December 31st, 2012
Porn Under A Bad Sign
Kenny
December 31st, 2012
decorum forbids me from revealing the original draft of Clarence Carter’s “Strokin”
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
Reiuxcat – another obscure reference – I love Little Fleats!
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
oops, I meant Little Feats
eternal cracker p
December 31st, 2012
I just want to Sleep all the time.
Kenny
December 31st, 2012
Not everyone can be a winner (became Hot Chcolate’s “Everyones a winner”)
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
For Old Aunt Zine
Stranded in Sonoma
December 31st, 2012
Good Vibrator
(Don’t Hear) The Teacher
Saturday in the Dark
Sultans of Sand
The Goys of Zumerr
Bayouwulf
December 31st, 2012
Baby you can drive my Winnebago.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
Oops,I Did You Again.
eternal cracker p
December 31st, 2012
Fears for Tears – Everybody wants to Own the world.
woody
December 31st, 2012
Hold On Loser
Kenny
December 31st, 2012
Holding out for a zero (democratic party’s theme song before Bonnie Tyler came out with “Holding out for a Hero”)
Diann
December 31st, 2012
We Three Kings of Orey and Are
(actually, that’s what I thought the lyrics were when I was a kid. Oh, and I thought we say, “With a Jelly Host Proclaim.” I was a phonetic singer)
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Big Ol’ Jed Left a Light On.
Bayouwulf
December 31st, 2012
I could’nt tweet at all last night.
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“Smells like Teen Body Odor”
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Bathroom on the Right
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“We are the Runners-Up”
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
The Age of Aquariums
Bayouwulf
December 31st, 2012
We’re gonna Rock around the sundial tonight.
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“Stand by your Significant Other”
Jerry Manderin
December 31st, 2012
Every Rise Has Its Porn
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“This Land is MY Land…GTF off my LAWN”
todak
December 31st, 2012
This footwear is made for ambulating.
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“Ace of Diamonds”
Kenny
December 31st, 2012
Comfortably Dumb
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“Paranoid…with Schizophrenic Tendencies”
Jerry Manderin
December 31st, 2012
Sustaining On A Petition
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Make it Sleazy
eternal cracker p
December 31st, 2012
Another rock in that wall.
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
It’s a Hard Steak (nothing but a hard steak)
eternal cracker p
December 31st, 2012
867-5(hmmmm..)(hmm…)(hmm…..)
Kenny
December 31st, 2012
My big, huge, black penis (became Chuck Berry’s “My Ding-a-ling”) hope i can say that here!
todak
December 31st, 2012
Returned in the Absence of Light.
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Gay Stripper
todak
December 31st, 2012
Shiny Airfoils
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Evening Bowel Moves
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“I’ll Take You There, if You Buy the Gas”
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Scrambled Eggs
(Yesterday – this one’s for real!
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Massage in a Brothel
Bayouwulf
December 31st, 2012
I like big debts. (and I cannot lie) – BHO
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“Should I Stay or Should I Go Fuck Myself?”
Jerry Manderin
December 31st, 2012
ROYGBIV In The Pitch Black
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
I Can’t Get No Section 8 Action
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“Thunder Mug”
todak
December 31st, 2012
Intergalactic Deity (Space Lord)
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
She Comes in Colored Underwaer
todak
December 31st, 2012
MMCXII
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Moochelle Ma Belle
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Stairway to 7-11
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Let’s Spend the GNP Together
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Ratchet Man
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Get Off Mike Cloud
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Fall River Man
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Unchained (Gastric) Malady
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Old Skank Sign
todak
December 31st, 2012
Nasally Inhaling Distilled Corn Squeezin’s, Orally Ingesting processed Coca Leaf Alkaloid.
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
I’m Dreamin’ of a Caucasian Kwanzaa
Bayouwulf
December 31st, 2012
the girl’s got arythmia.
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“Highway to Hell…Hope and Change Style”
todak
December 31st, 2012
Place it on the infinitely-extending one-dimensional figure that has no curvature
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“Money for Nothing…Food Stamps ROCK”
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Aquadung
todak
December 31st, 2012
Vigorously sway to-and-fro, the walled fortress
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
I’m Dreaming of a Blight Christmas
Kenny
December 31st, 2012
non-risky musical movements (men without hats – safety dance)
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Tip Toe Through the Polyps
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Sloop John A
todak
December 31st, 2012
Illuminate my Burning material
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Takin’ It to the Roads
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
The Yellow Toes of Texas
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
The Sugar Cane Boat Song
Brown Eyed Girl
December 31st, 2012
My husband’s contributions: “Put Your Legs on My Shoulders” and “Thanks for the Mammaries. : )
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Blueberry Mountain
Jethro
December 31st, 2012
Totally Despicable (simply irresistible)
todak
December 31st, 2012
Unpleasant Guests
Poonces
December 31st, 2012
Obammy’s favorite:
Pokin’ in your backdoor.
Jethro
December 31st, 2012
Subway to Hell (ACDC)
John F. (concealed) Carry
December 31st, 2012
Purple Glaze (is on my lips)
aka Barry’s Song
John F. (concealed) Carry
December 31st, 2012
Happiness is a Warm Nun
todak
December 31st, 2012
Bubbly Grapejuice shindig
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
Sgt Peppers Homely Folks Club Band
John F. (concealed) Carry
December 31st, 2012
Negatively Frosteet (oes)
(dylan)
todak
December 31st, 2012
Motel Oklahoma
John F. (concealed) Carry
December 31st, 2012
The Night They Drove Obama Down
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
I want to grasp your knuckles.
todak
December 31st, 2012
Bridge of Flies
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
I Am The Elephant Seal
John F. (concealed) Carry
December 31st, 2012
Like a Rollin’ Boulder
John F. (concealed) Carry
December 31st, 2012
Hollyweird Knights
todak
December 31st, 2012
Disappear, Scumbag! (Beat It)
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
Your Mother Should Know(what a whore you are)
todak
December 31st, 2012
Untamed Object
John F. (concealed) Carry
December 31st, 2012
Frosteet’s an O Man
Jethro
December 31st, 2012
Bimbo Girl
Poonces
December 31st, 2012
Workin’ on the choom gang,
goin’ down…
todak
December 31st, 2012
Nonsense and Buttermints
todak
December 31st, 2012
I’d Love to Ruin the World
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“Magic Girly-man”
todak
December 31st, 2012
Heart Full of Holes
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
Goodbye Yellow Brick avenue
todak
December 31st, 2012
Jerkin’ Man
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Short Fat Bimbo in a Blue Dress
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Sweet Fetus o’ Mine
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“I Hate Myself for Voting for You”
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
Hello It’s Me(Hiding In Your Closet)
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
How Much Is That Lougey in the Window?
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
99 Red Condoms
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
You’ve Lost That Lemon Peeling
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
Take 5.5
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
Hotel San Bernadino
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
A Girl With Far Out Of Shape Thighs
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
Fishing On The Dock Of The Bay
todak
December 31st, 2012
Translucent Particulate Matter on the Dihydrogen Monoxide
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
They Call Me Mellow Jonquil
(No, I do NOT know shades of yellow, I looked it up.)
todak
December 31st, 2012
On the Dole Again
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Quinn the Inuit
todak
December 31st, 2012
A Whore with no Name
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Up on the Shingles
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
Let’s Spend 2 1/2 Minutes Together.
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
You’re So Narcissistic
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
Parsley,Sage & Rosemary Girl.
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
You Ain’t Nothin’ But a Beagle Harrier
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
Baby You’re A Rich Man(So We’re Gonna Tax The Hell Out Of You)
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Are You Loathsome Tonight?
Doc
December 31st, 2012
I Love Ewe….bye Derek Holt and the Climax Blues Band.
LyleLovett666
December 31st, 2012
What Exists And Should Never Exist
IronyCurtain
December 31st, 2012
I Wanna Rock And Roll Until 9:30
IronyCurtain
December 31st, 2012
Hey Juden
IronyCurtain
December 31st, 2012
Bocce Ball Wizard
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
32,000 Pounds And What Do You Get
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Don’t Be Mean
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
They Call the Windbag Mariah
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
I Am the Sea Lion
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Tebow and the Jets
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
26 or 5 to 3
IronyCurtain
December 31st, 2012
Blowin’ In The Mild Breeze
IronyCurtain
December 31st, 2012
While My Guitar Barely Whimpers
Doc
December 31st, 2012
It was an itsy, bitsy, teenie, weenie, yellow polka-dot skin condition.
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
2113
IronyCurtain
December 31st, 2012
Laylashequa
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Song Sung Purple
IronyCurtain
December 31st, 2012
Calm Thing
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
Country Boy Can Eke By
Doc
December 31st, 2012
I feel like I’m fixin’ to kick the bucket rag.
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
All You Need Is Lunch
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
A Paler Shade of White
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Happiness Is A Warm Assault Rifle
todak
December 31st, 2012
Jonnny B. Mediocre
AbigailAdams
December 31st, 2012
This Is The Downing Of A Plate Of Asparagus
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Norwegian Woodie
Doc
December 31st, 2012
Crimson and Ragweed
Doc
December 31st, 2012
NOBODY Wang Chung Tonight.
todak
December 31st, 2012
Astounding spheres of flame
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Under the Promenade
norman einstein
December 31st, 2012
“I got my Mojo Working…but I Forget where I Put It.”
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Leader
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Leader of the Group (oops)
Bad Brad
December 31st, 2012
Whole lotta lunch.
Bad Brad
December 31st, 2012
And who can forget NXS’s ” Soup and Salad Bar”
Bad Brad
December 31st, 2012
Or Garth Brooks ” Brainless”
That all I got.
Anonymous
December 31st, 2012
Baby I’m a dazed
todak
December 31st, 2012
Another Sticky Face
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Sweet Home Montgomery
todak
December 31st, 2012
We all got fooled again
todak
December 31st, 2012
I can see big piles
Anonymous
December 31st, 2012
Reelin’ in the queers
99th Squad Leader
December 31st, 2012
The Cannabis Man
todak
December 31st, 2012
When the teevee breaks
99th Squad Leader
December 31st, 2012
Walk on the Mild Side
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
What a Night for a Wet Dream
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Ain’t Too Proud To Bag
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Twist and Shoot
todak
December 31st, 2012
Born to be mild
todak
December 31st, 2012
Bitch and pout
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Magic Carpet Prayer
99th Squad Leader
December 31st, 2012
Secrete Aging Man
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Ferry Cross to Jersey
KayFromAZ
December 31st, 2012
Blow me in the wind.
Wake me up before you blow ho!
Bayouwulf
December 31st, 2012
Purple Maize!
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Long Tall Sally (nee Sal)
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Put Your Head On My Boulder
Ricky
December 31st, 2012
LMAFO – Everyday I’m Shoveling! Shoveling!
bill jones
December 31st, 2012
My cell-mate thinks I’m pretty.
Moxie Man
December 31st, 2012
Gerbil Love
Ricky
December 31st, 2012
Twisted Sister – I Wanna Mop!
todak
December 31st, 2012
Hollywood shites
99th Squad Leader
December 31st, 2012
Boehner Rhapsody
Ricky
December 31st, 2012
LMAFO – I’m Chubby and I know it..
Callmelennie
December 31st, 2012
It’s Only Slovenian Polka (But I Like It)
Callmelennie
December 31st, 2012
Welcome To The Pasture
Jerry Manderin
December 31st, 2012
I Can’t Wait To Feel Your Butt Tonight
Bad Brad
December 31st, 2012
Ricky, I gotta chubby for ya. LOL
todak
December 31st, 2012
Howl like a beagle
99th Squad Leader
December 31st, 2012
Choom Gang
even steven
December 31st, 2012
Gypsy’s Tramp with Fleas
Jerry Manderin
December 31st, 2012
Cum On A Chameleon
(Sorry)
even steven
December 31st, 2012
Illegal Immigrant Song
Callmelennie
December 31st, 2012
Ralphie Ralphie
Doc
December 31st, 2012
It feels like the third time.
even steven
December 31st, 2012
Crazy Little Thing Called Aids
todak
December 31st, 2012
Hit the road, Jack-off
Doc
December 31st, 2012
Danish Wood
Jerry Manderin
December 31st, 2012
Wake Me Up Before You Blow-Blow
Jerry Manderin
December 31st, 2012
793-3542/Jenny
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 31st, 2012
No Half Dollar
even steven
December 31st, 2012
In-O-bama-Joebiden
todak
December 31st, 2012
Goodbye, yellow, sick toad
todak
December 31st, 2012
Sludge, poured o’er me
even steven
December 31st, 2012
Polka Lobster
J Frank Parnell
December 31st, 2012
Fred’s Got A Knife
The Fixx
J Frank Parnell
December 31st, 2012
Black And Poor
Ratt
Jerry Manderin
December 31st, 2012
One Thing Leads To Something Else
todak
December 31st, 2012
Magic Pus
J Frank Parnell
December 31st, 2012
Eyes Putout With Mace
todak
December 31st, 2012
MOOOO….chelle
ronterf
December 31st, 2012
Old Langs Eye
ronterf
December 31st, 2012
Strangers In The Late Evening
todak
December 31st, 2012
Do you squeal like we do
todak
December 31st, 2012
Detroit, wretched city
MNP
December 31st, 2012
Purple Zebras (all in my brain)
My2Cents
December 31st, 2012
You Don’t Bring Me ARs Anymore
todak
December 31st, 2012
Tangled up in Glue
Bad Brad
December 31st, 2012
Purple Zebras (all in my brain)? Is that some sorta Minnesota frost bite thing or what? LOL.
todak
December 31st, 2012
Hairway to Steven
MNP
December 31st, 2012
BFH gets it. Think logically.
Bad Brad
December 31st, 2012
In light of recent events, “logically” might be the wrong word to use. Just saying.
Tad
December 31st, 2012
Excellent evening by the light of the car radio
Tad
December 31st, 2012
Back in Brown
Tad
December 31st, 2012
Cat Scratch Flu
MNP
December 31st, 2012
That’s where it came from.
And I’ll never let go of that bone.
Bad Brad
December 31st, 2012
I gotta big old bone for ya.
Bad Brad
December 31st, 2012
I re stamped the name card fire away bitch. LOL
Tad
December 31st, 2012
Ellie, Whoa Man
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
The Louse With The Rising Buns
O'BlowMe Samich
December 31st, 2012
Mrs Brown I’d Love to *&%$ Your Daughter
IronyCurtain
December 31st, 2012
Fair Vibrations
IronyCurtain
December 31st, 2012
Something Tells Me I’m Into Something Mediocre
MNP
December 31st, 2012
What, no Chalupa. Damn.
Unruly Refugee
January 1st, 2013
Heard It Through The Rape Line
Unruly Refugee
January 1st, 2013
Rocky Mountain Intoxication
Unruly Refugee
January 1st, 2013
Papa’s Got A Brand New Fag
Old York, OY
January 1st, 2013
Old York, Old York
Unruly Refugee
January 1st, 2013
It’s still 2012 in the Ouachitas. Or 1992 if you factor in progress.
Happy New Year!
Snowball the Sourpuss
January 1st, 2013
Scream On.
Snowball the Sourpuss
January 1st, 2013
I Want to Swap Salive With You All Over.
LyleLovett666
January 1st, 2013
Stuck In Fresno With The Sacramento Blues Again
LyleLovett666
January 1st, 2013
She’s Got A Pass To Board
LyleLovett666
January 1st, 2013
Paper Back Editor
Death_By_Farts
January 1st, 2013
“You Are Always On My Hind”
Banana Republican
January 1st, 2013
Moochelle, Cow Bell