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Now the Famous Theologian, Piers Morgan, Takes Aim at the Bible
He says the book is “inherently flawed” – and needs to be amended.
Piers handed down his decree while interviewing Saddleback Church pastor Rick Warren on the December 24th ”Piers Morgan Tonight.” Yes, on Christmas Eve. When other hosts might be discussing love, brotherhood, salvation, and all things ethereal, Captain Morgan was giving us the world according to Piers. And how would he improve the Good Book? Said he, “Both the Bible and the Constitution were well intentioned, but they are basically, inherently flawed. Hence the need to amend it. My point to you about gay rights, for example; it’s time for an amendment to the Bible.”
ht/ jerry manderin
Navy Squid
December 31st, 2012
Have some balls, Morgan! Let’s see you criticize the Koran.
PS: Be glad to help you pack!
Diann
December 31st, 2012
But really, if a dickhead Brit makes outrageous statements on a TV show nobody is watching, does anyone give a shit?
Left Coast Dan
December 31st, 2012
How about ‘With his ratings sagging, Piers Morgan takes aim at anything that will get him attention’?
KF
December 31st, 2012
His pompous arrogance is only matched by his dim-witted leftist understanding of things.
I’m curious about how this a-hole is in real life. Is he an otherwise intelligent guy who chooses to be a Marxist agitator or is he another useful idiot?
My IOTW spidey sense tells me he’s a useful idiot.
RANDO
December 31st, 2012
Cripes! What a tool.
Poonces
December 31st, 2012
Poor Quiers Morgan. Who does he suggest should rewrite the word of God?
even steven
December 31st, 2012
Piss Morgan is a vile eunuch.
Jon
December 31st, 2012
Piers Morgan would say he wants all puppies tortured if it would get people to pay attention to him. What a massive douche bag.
I honestly don’t even know what he does: radio, tv, newspaper?
Who??
December 31st, 2012
Everyone seems to know this guy. I never heard of him. Why is he relevant?
Does he have a blog?
grayscape
December 31st, 2012
A common trait of progressives is that they are convinced they are the smartest guy in the room….and everybody should do as they say.
Most are like Morgan – harmless pricks that are fun to mock.
A few (Hitler, Mao, Stalin, Pol Pot) murder millions.
Two Legged Blue Eyed Cracker
December 31st, 2012
Scripture Tradition and Reason
First says he is a heretic, second says he is common tool, third says he is a coward.
These three points are the standard for Anglo-Saxon Christianity (Anglican).
Perhaps one of his brothers is an Anglican priest just like the other is a military officer so he is given license to talk about “Bible rights” just like he does with “Gun rights”.
Jack Daniels
December 31st, 2012
I must have missed his great volumes on theology, his great philosophical discourses that survived antiquity, his righteous life, to be called to be a servant of the Living God or his life of selflessness as a disciple and prophet of Christ.
Or maybe, he’s just another fool whose ignorance races before him on his path to destruction.
Death_By_Farts
December 31st, 2012
The Book of Revelation clearly warns us not to re-write or change any part of the Good Book.
Death_By_Farts
December 31st, 2012
His house needs to be broken into in the middle of the night…He’ll be a registered Republican the very next day, with a firearms carry permit application in the mail.
grayscape
December 31st, 2012
DBF – Actually the book of Rev warns against adding or taking away….from the book of Rev. Not the Bible, which wasn’t compiled until 325 AD (although the Tanakh had been around in final form since about 300 BC).
super toe
December 31st, 2012
He obviously is in line to receive one of her Majesty’s highest honors; Twathood.
B. Hussein Obama
December 31st, 2012
I like Piers … I mean I REALLY like Piers!
This one time I rode him like a randy goat, while he screamed “bah!”
thirdtwin
December 31st, 2012
Hey, Moses Morgan…The Burning Bush is not for smoking and those are the Ten Commandments, not the Ten Amendments.
Bob M.
December 31st, 2012
Ol’ Boat Dock and Satan will have a good discussion on that matter – face to face – in due time…
Moe Tom
December 31st, 2012
Who?: Piers Stefan Pugue-Morgan. Born Piers Stefan O’Meara is an “inherently flawed” character with a British accent which makes him sound smart. zzz
He was fired from The Mirror in 2004 for publishing fake photos of British soldiers torturing some mussies. Other than that he’s just a 6′ 1″ limey scumbag who works for CNN and has a viewing audience of 32.
scr_north
December 31st, 2012
Hey Moe Tom. He’s also still under a cloud from his part in illegal telephone hacking of celebrities (the same thing that Rupert Murdoch took a hammering for except that he wasn’t involved). He was repremanded in the Leeson Inquiry as knowing it was taking place and not doing anything about it. Some suggest that he was even more directly involved. Hell, he’s a douchebag with a failing show, low ratings and there is no way and is desperate to make headlines.
Doc
December 31st, 2012
Maybe if we tell him in his native tongue….”Eh Morgan, Fuck Off will ya!”
CrustyB
December 31st, 2012
It’s like Piers Morgan, Chris Matthews and Bill Maher are engaged in some sort of asshole contest. Toss Olbermann in there and you’d have more assholes than a can of potted meat.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
And by what authoritative source do you make the proclamation that the Bible is flawed? Hmmmmmmmmmmm?
Piers Pughe-Morgan
December 31st, 2012
Stirrin. I read it in the quoran.
Tim
December 31st, 2012
I’m certain this pillar of moral righteousness will turn his attention to the Koran’s view on homosexuality in a matter of moments.
And demand that it be ‘amended’ too.
Whistling … yep, any moment, now … whistling …
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
@Piers Pughe-Morgan – I might believe you, except tell me how you’re going to reconcile that with Tim’s comment below and Navy Squid’s comment above.
BigFurHat
December 31st, 2012
Diann,
It’s important that no matter how small the voice, when we hear that voice we don’t ignore it.
We isolate it, humiliate it, crush it to dust and send the message that that voice will not win the day in the public ether. It will take its rightful place in the trash bin at The Hall of Idiocy.
Ignoring it allows it to grow.
I know it’s cool to say
Piers who?
Who cares what he thinks?
Nobody listens to him anyway.
But none of that is true.
Eugene Debs stood on a soapbox while people passed him by and thought, “what a loon, who is he? Nobody will take him seriously.”
Until Piers Morgan is off the air we will continue our assault.
And until CNN is not the Communist News Network, with their 100,000 viewers, we will continue our assault.
Moe Tom
December 31st, 2012
Stirrin the BS. That was me been a wiseass.PP-M
Carlos The Jackal
December 31st, 2012
They have a picture of piers on the wall of douche bag factories as something newly-made douchebags should aspire to.
Aunt Liz
December 31st, 2012
Had I been there when Piers made this pronouncement – I would have laughed uproariously at the thought of him challenging God’s Word. So ridiculous. But yes, we need to pound him into the sand for this. He is accountable – and the world needs to see, while Christians are forgiving – we are still very capable of righteous anger – and that demands justice.
the aardvark
December 31st, 2012
Calling Larry King, you can have your old job back. Larry, you may be an old fat but you’re not a dipshit like Piers Morgan.
the aardvark
December 31st, 2012
old fart.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 31st, 2012
@Moe Tom – I didn’t know it was you, but I did know that it was some one being a wise ass. I was just playing along.
Rage against the ObamaRegime
December 31st, 2012
Twathood. What do they dub you on the shoulders with at that ceremony?
not the droid you seek
December 31st, 2012
Needs to be amended? With what? A perforated, removable Licence to Sin right after the index?
Moe Tom
December 31st, 2012
Stirrin; Happy New Year buddy/
Rage against.. Re Twathood. They “dub” the recipient in the mouth with a blue vainer that looks like BFH’s illustration of bill mahar’s nose.
ronterf
December 31st, 2012
The only thing that needs amended is Piers address to another country.
LadyGun12
January 1st, 2013
Huh. I always thought the Bible was a done deal.
Rick
January 1st, 2013
Piers, take some advice from the list atheist: neither the Bill of Rights nor the Bible need amending you pommy twat.
Thank you for your attention.
Jerry Manderin
January 1st, 2013
Watch God humilate Piers in the coming year.