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The Clot Culprit Revealed

By - December 31, 2012 - 10:15 America/New_York - 16 Comments

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  1. Dan Ryan Galt

    December 31st, 2012

    I don’t drink but this may be a good time to start, right after I stop throwing up.

    And yes, Hilary’s wiener is bigger than Anthony’s.

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  2. thirdtwin

    December 31st, 2012

    Ohhhhhh, the Huma-nity!

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  3. thirdtwin

    December 31st, 2012

    So have doctors performed a clotoridectomy yet?

    Damn, kindle incorrect almost shorted out on that one.

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  4. Abby Normal Dude

    December 31st, 2012

    Shillary looks like a dead f**k

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  5. J Frank Parnell

    December 31st, 2012

    Purge of the Politburo. Any bets as to her *ahem* expiration date?

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  6. That's just GROSS

    December 31st, 2012

    Where’s the bleach?

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  7. Ohadi84

    December 31st, 2012

    She died happy!

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  8. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    @Abby Normal – Looks to me like Huma must be into necrophilia.

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  9. mkultra

    December 31st, 2012

    I thought it was illegal for moose-limbs to eat pork.

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  10. CrustyB

    December 31st, 2012

    The clot probably formed in Hillary’s neck while she was straining to get a good look at Christina Aguilera’s schmeebs.

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  11. wowsa

    December 31st, 2012

    It’s better than being buggered in Benghazi.

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  12. Bill Clinton

    December 31st, 2012

    I was ridin Huma while she was gnoshin Hilly, an all of a sudden Huma screamed “She’s blown a gasket!” and I said “No, honey, that ain’t no gasket” but when I looked down, Hillary was just starin off into space, droolin and shit.

    Huma and I were laughing so hard we didn’t get Hilly bundled up for a couple of hours …

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  13. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 31st, 2012

    @Mkultra – it’s ok, as long as you don’t swallow.

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  14. IronyCurtain

    December 31st, 2012

    That’s one Jello Wrestling match I think I’ll skip.

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  15. Jerry Manderin

    December 31st, 2012

    I just opened a vomitorium.

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  16. Big_Dictator

    January 1st, 2013

    Couple of extinct dinosaurs called Lickalottapuss

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