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The Twenty-Fifth Annual Awards for the Year’s Worst Reporting
The Obamagasm Award
Winner: Chris Matthews (97 points)
“This guy’s done everything right. He’s raised his family right. He’s fought his way all the way to the top of the Harvard Law Review, in a blind test becomes head of the Review, the top editor there. Everything he’s done is clean as a whistle. He’s never not only broken any law, he’s never done anything wrong. He’s the perfect father, the perfect husband, the perfect American. And all they do is trash the guy.”
— MSNBC’s Chris Matthews talking about President Obama on Hardball, July 17.
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J Frank Parnell
December 31st, 2012
Hard to believe Tingles The Clown got all that out while gargling on Obajesus’s baby batter. A real professional.
Bad Brad
December 31st, 2012
Now I would not beat his ass. Why? Be like beating the hell out of jello. This guys a mollusk. He should do the honorable thing and end himself. Man up bitch.
Anonymous
December 31st, 2012
illegally supported Odinga in 2006, bought his house with the help of a felon…
http://illinoispaytoplay.com/
bubba
December 31st, 2012
bubba fears for his country when intellectual midgets spew their vomit on the tube and other intellectual midgets believe it.
KF
December 31st, 2012
Heh, a mollusk!! Very appropriate and very true BadBrad.
Definitely not tough enough to be a Crustacean or have a shell (thick skin). Nor is he a vertebrate. 0bamanites are usually bottom feeders and scavengers.
He’s kind of slimy like a Cephalopod (squid and octopus) I think. He squirts liberal BS like a squid shoots ink when in distress.
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Mollusca
Class: Cephalopoda
Subclass: 0bamanadea
Does anybody feel like doing a squid-octopus version of Matthews? I have zero photoshop skills, I don’t even own the software or I would try.
Debbie
December 31st, 2012
Has this simp ever watched the real obama news? Wait til he finds out Larry got his dream job.
Nutjob
December 31st, 2012
No Michael Moore or Bill Maher?
Moe Tom
December 31st, 2012
Oh I think the ever forelorn Diane Sawyer should have won with her romantic shit.
Obama on New York:
“Minutes slip quietly along over here,
Snot caps the briars in expected ways,
Pigeons shit and spin their spews of turd
My feet feel dogshit oozing between my toes.”
Oh, sniff, we were sooo romantic back the.
jobe
January 1st, 2013
Yeah !! I forgot too !! ;(
Tracy
January 1st, 2013
Let’s not ignore Dick ‘Assault Clip’ Gregory who, consistently asserts his position with an undeniable, put it all on the line ass-sucking savvy.
Death_By_Farts
January 1st, 2013
Bubba…
Why do you talk in the third person?
Your screen name should be Gollum…