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The Obamagasm Award


Winner: Chris Matthews (97 points)

“This guy’s done everything right. He’s raised his family right. He’s fought his way all the way to the top of the Harvard Law Review, in a blind test becomes head of the Review, the top editor there. Everything he’s done is clean as a whistle. He’s never not only broken any law, he’s never done anything wrong. He’s the perfect father, the perfect husband, the perfect American. And all they do is trash the guy.”
— MSNBC’s Chris Matthews talking about President Obama on Hardball, July 17.

See the runners up


  1. J Frank Parnell

    December 31st, 2012

    Hard to believe Tingles The Clown got all that out while gargling on Obajesus’s baby batter. A real professional.

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  2. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    Now I would not beat his ass. Why? Be like beating the hell out of jello. This guys a mollusk. He should do the honorable thing and end himself. Man up bitch.

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  3. Anonymous

    December 31st, 2012

    illegally supported Odinga in 2006, bought his house with the help of a felon…


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  4. bubba

    December 31st, 2012

    bubba fears for his country when intellectual midgets spew their vomit on the tube and other intellectual midgets believe it.

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  5. KF

    December 31st, 2012

    Heh, a mollusk!! Very appropriate and very true BadBrad.

    Definitely not tough enough to be a Crustacean or have a shell (thick skin). Nor is he a vertebrate. 0bamanites are usually bottom feeders and scavengers.

    He’s kind of slimy like a Cephalopod (squid and octopus) I think. He squirts liberal BS like a squid shoots ink when in distress.

    Kingdom: Animalia

    Phylum: Mollusca

    Class: Cephalopoda

    Subclass: 0bamanadea

    Does anybody feel like doing a squid-octopus version of Matthews? I have zero photoshop skills, I don’t even own the software or I would try.

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  6. Debbie

    December 31st, 2012

    Has this simp ever watched the real obama news? Wait til he finds out Larry got his dream job.

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  7. Nutjob

    December 31st, 2012

    No Michael Moore or Bill Maher?

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  8. Moe Tom

    December 31st, 2012

    Oh I think the ever forelorn Diane Sawyer should have won with her romantic shit.
    Obama on New York:

    “Minutes slip quietly along over here,
    Snot caps the briars in expected ways,
    Pigeons shit and spin their spews of turd
    My feet feel dogshit oozing between my toes.”

    Oh, sniff, we were sooo romantic back the.

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  9. jobe

    January 1st, 2013

    Yeah !! I forgot too !! ;(

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  10. Tracy

    January 1st, 2013

    Let’s not ignore Dick ‘Assault Clip’ Gregory who, consistently asserts his position with an undeniable, put it all on the line ass-sucking savvy.

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  11. Death_By_Farts

    January 1st, 2013


    Why do you talk in the third person?

    Your screen name should be Gollum…

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