The Darkside of iOwnTheWorld - by BigFurHat - December 30, 2012 - 14:25 America/New_York - 21 Comments
J Frank Parnell
December 30th, 2012
The kid might be genius and simply recoiling at his own Eatapus Complex too. Then again he might just be A BABY less than one year old and ready to sneeze on the titty then commence to latching and grabbing like the normal future man he will become.
Given that homos are a tiny minority of the population and command attention waaaaay out of proportion to both their numbers and importance, I’m betting the latter.
That kids not gay. He just knows that tit is not lactating. Give him a few years and he’ll be craving that action.
I don’t know, that’s a pretty scary-looking pixelated nipple …
F.D.R. in Hell
Obviously, his father smokes cigars.
Why, do you assume that is a baby boy?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 31st, 2012
Andrew Sullivan, the early years……
Out a the way kid!
Mabey her nipple is pixelated in real life and he’s having a hard time focusing on it.
Because this baby ain’t dumb. That’s not its momma’s titty.
That is a baby, not an it, Kairn.
That kid looks an awful lot like Harry Reid.
Does this version please you more?:
See that thar scrunched faced baby in front of that thar titty?You wanna know why that thar baby is all scrunched faced?Because scrunched faced baby is telling us it is unhappy because baby realizes that that thar titty is not that thar baby’s momma’s titty.
I’ll take it.
Eleanor in Hell
Well, kid, if you don’t want it, grayscape is next in line.
Dan Ryan Galt
You’re over thinking this. The mammary pictured represents the teat of Socialism and the youngster has just realized how bitter the taste and will grow up to be a Conservative.
Either that or he’s gay.
Dr. F.D.R. in Hell
Wait, maybe there’s been some silicone migration!
I’d be happy to sign up and give that kid lessons. For free!
January 1st, 2013
Damn FDR! That was too funny!
Kairn, I’ve seen proof that don’t much matter to babies that age. They’ll go rootin’ around in the blouse of any woman holding them if they’re hungry.
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