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Early Signs of Gayness

By - December 30, 2012 - 14:25 America/New_York - 21 Comments

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  1. J Frank Parnell

    December 30th, 2012

    The kid might be genius and simply recoiling at his own Eatapus Complex too. Then again he might just be A BABY less than one year old and ready to sneeze on the titty then commence to latching and grabbing like the normal future man he will become.

    Given that homos are a tiny minority of the population and command attention waaaaay out of proportion to both their numbers and importance, I’m betting the latter.

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  2. Paulcface

    December 30th, 2012

    That kids not gay. He just knows that tit is not lactating. Give him a few years and he’ll be craving that action.

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  3. Tim

    December 30th, 2012

    I don’t know, that’s a pretty scary-looking pixelated nipple …

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  4. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 30th, 2012

    Obviously, his father smokes cigars.

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  5. Menderman

    December 30th, 2012

    Nice boobie.

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  6. Menderman

    December 30th, 2012

    Why, do you assume that is a baby boy?

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 30th, 2012

    lololol

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  8. Jerry Manderin

    December 30th, 2012

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

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  9. Diogenes

    December 31st, 2012

    Andrew Sullivan, the early years……

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  10. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    Out a the way kid!

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  11. MNP

    December 31st, 2012

    Mabey her nipple is pixelated in real life and he’s having a hard time focusing on it.

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  12. Kairn

    December 31st, 2012

    Because this baby ain’t dumb. That’s not its momma’s titty.

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  13. MNP

    December 31st, 2012

    That is a baby, not an it, Kairn.

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  14. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    That kid looks an awful lot like Harry Reid.

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  15. Kairn

    December 31st, 2012

    @MNP
    Does this version please you more?:

    See that thar scrunched faced baby in front of that thar titty?You wanna know why that thar baby is all scrunched faced?Because scrunched faced baby is telling us it is unhappy because baby realizes that that thar titty is not that thar baby’s momma’s titty.

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  16. Bad Brad

    December 31st, 2012

    I’ll take it.

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  17. Eleanor in Hell

    December 31st, 2012

    Well, kid, if you don’t want it, grayscape is next in line. ;-)

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  18. Dan Ryan Galt

    December 31st, 2012

    You’re over thinking this. The mammary pictured represents the teat of Socialism and the youngster has just realized how bitter the taste and will grow up to be a Conservative.

    Either that or he’s gay.

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  19. Dr. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 31st, 2012

    Wait, maybe there’s been some silicone migration!

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  20. MADJACK

    December 31st, 2012

    I’d be happy to sign up and give that kid lessons. ;) :mrgreen: For free!

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  21. Lowell

    January 1st, 2013

    Damn FDR! That was too funny!

    Kairn, I’ve seen proof that don’t much matter to babies that age. They’ll go rootin’ around in the blouse of any woman holding them if they’re hungry.

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