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CANDY CIGARETTES OUTLAWED IN MINNESOTA
Aborted Fetus Ornaments? Okay. Fetus Gummies? Okay Fetus Cookies? Still Okay
How About a Fetus That You Have To Eat Through To Get To a Memory Stick of Rock Music?
I think the best part of this is the Facebooker’s comment:
“I just got through a bag of gummy bears. Now I can’t stop thinking about where to find a REAL bear to eat!”
Hysteria.
Ornery1
December 30th, 2012
What next…my Big League Chew?
Stirrin the B.S.
December 30th, 2012
Wow, I just ate a milky Way. I think I’ll shoot for the stars.
Yes, I did I say shoot – too bad, deal with it.
Ornery1
December 30th, 2012
Come to think of it, I skipped the gum and went straight to Redman–had it in my bike bag.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 30th, 2012
Next I’m going to eat something you progs approve of – a Willy Wankers Everlastng Gobstopper.
You can get them for free in Philadelphia public high schools.
Jack Daniels
December 30th, 2012
Yeah well these have been outlawed in cubec for at least the past decade.
They are simply called candy sticks and they no longer have the red tip indicating a lit cigarette.
mkultra
December 30th, 2012
Moochie got hooked on dog poop after only one tootsie roll.
Claudia
December 30th, 2012
Remember the wax guns with colored sugar water inside? (Oops, I said colored)
If they still make them, they will be banned also.
Minnesota is a great state to live in except for the politics. It was pretty bad when I moved here, but the last 10-15 years, it’s been getting worse. I’m almost ready to move back to my home state, Michigan (with their R gov & congress)!
Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk
December 30th, 2012
I have always found the candy cigarettes difficult to light anyway.
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 30th, 2012
I remember the ones wrapped in paper and when you blew on them powder sugar would come out that looked like smoke. Very cool.
But alas and alack, we didn’t have the proggies looking out for our best interests back then. Now I’m a crack smoking, angel dust snorting, heroin injecting, LSD ingesting freak!!
even steven
December 30th, 2012
It’s because of ridiculous crap like this that I started smoking cigars out in public. I don’t really enjoy them that much; I just like pissing off the anti-smoking zeolots.
eternal cracker p
December 30th, 2012
My kid had a donkey piñata for his birthday. I can’t help but to think if I beat democrats with a stick they will drop candy on the ground.
eternal cracker p
December 30th, 2012
Well at least they lasted longer than the evil energy sucking incandescent powered Easy Bake ovens.
Jimmy
December 30th, 2012
When candy cigarettes are outlawed, only outlaws will have candy cigarettes.
Kevin R.
December 30th, 2012
Now that Washington state has legalized pot Seattle’ll probably have candy joints for the kids.
Ricky
December 30th, 2012
Minnesota Cop to Kid: (spoken in true Minnesotan fashion)
Oh Geez – dun-chya-no.. Ofer da love of God! Would jew just put all dem jobbies back in dah pak? Yer Dern-Tootin alla dese candy cigarettes have bin banned and I’m not sure what dats all aboot?
99th Squad Leader
December 30th, 2012
I remember the paper wrapped candy cigarettes too, Snowball the Sourpuss. Candy cigarettes bring back good memories of just being a kid, before liberals took over.
Tim
December 30th, 2012
Guess Al Franken ain’t the only freakin imbecile in Minnesota.
Webonot
December 30th, 2012
Next thing you know, the Sturgeon General will outlaw Swedish Fish……….
4 Blood Moons
December 30th, 2012
All that second hand sugar is bad for you.
Exploding cigars are, what, a felony now?
StopTheInsanity
December 31st, 2012
What about the candy that looks like an eyeball? Do they contribute to cannibalism? Parents are the problem.