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If America won’t change its crazy gun laws… I may deport myself says Piers Morgan
I have fired guns only once in my life, on a stag party to the Czech capital Prague a few years ago when part of the itinerary included a trip to an indoor shooting range. For three hours, our group were let loose on everything from Magnum 45 handguns and Glock pistols, to high-powered ‘sniper’ rifles and pump-action shotguns.
It was controlled, legal, safe and undeniably exciting. But it also showed me, quite demonstrably, that guns are killing machines.
Rarely has the hideous effect of a gun been more acutely laid bare than at Sandy Hook elementary school in Newtown, Connecticut, two weeks ago – when a deranged young man called Adam Lanza murdered 20 schoolchildren aged six and seven, as well as six adults, in a sickening rampage.
The Sandy Hook massacre brought back such horribly vivid memories for me of Dunblane, the worst mass shooting in Britain in my lifetime.
I was editor of the Daily Mirror on that day back in 1996 and will never forget the appalling TV footage of those poor Scottish mothers sprinting to the small primary school, many already howling with anguish at the thought of what might have happened to their five-year-old children.
It was a slaughter so senseless, so unspeakable, that it reduced even hard-bitten news reporters, including me, to tears.
And as I watched the parents at Sandy Hook racing to try to find their children, I saw the same images, the same terror, that engulfed Dunblane. And I felt the same tears welling up.
Then, 16 five-year-old children were slain in their classroom. Now, 20 six- and seven-year-olds. Beautiful young lives snuffed out before they had a chance to fulfil any of their potential. It made me so gut-wrenchingly angry.
I have four children. And I still remember the blind terror I felt when I lost my son Stanley, then aged two, for half an hour at a cricket match on a field surrounded by a small running creek. I was sure he’d drowned. But I was lucky: he finally emerged from where he’d been hiding – big, cheeky grin intact.
Every parent has a similar story. To even try to conceive of how you would feel if your child was shot multiple times in the head by a Rambo madman at school is just impossible. I honestly don’t know how you would ever carry on with life.
But my anger turned to blind rage when I saw the reaction to this hideous massacre in America.
SNIP: Bye, bitch!
printboy
December 30th, 2012
Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out….
bill jones
December 30th, 2012
Best news I’ve heard for many months.
If he goes don’t let him back in.
Ricky
December 30th, 2012
The day I see this:
HTTP error 404:
Piers Morgan not found.
will be an awesome day indeed!
Moe Tom
December 30th, 2012
The British Marines will welcome you Piers, to a blanket party. You caused those men a lot of anguish, you phoney hoaxter. Nobody of any consequence gives a shit about what you think. Go home.
srdem65
December 30th, 2012
As he’s preparing to leave, he might want to promote a group discount flight so that everyone else who hates America can join him. They might need an entire flotilla for those who feel discriminated, oppressed, or unloved by American laws and values.
Will Profit
December 30th, 2012
Wow! Guns can be used for killing animals and not just human beings? Thanks Piers! I had no idea.
hanoverfist
December 30th, 2012
Now THAT will make for a Happy New Year!
old_oaks
December 30th, 2012
Buh-bye now, buh-bye!
Tim
December 30th, 2012
Piers is so much happier when children are killed with abortion instruments, machetes, hatchets, and hammers.
Dano
December 30th, 2012
He’s pulling that Alec Baldwin SHIT! “I’ll leave the country if…” Go FUCK YOURSELF you foreign ASSHOLE!! Get the fuck out of MY COUNTRY!
Boobie the Rocket Dog
December 30th, 2012
“Y’all don’t come back now, hear?”
If only Morgan had pied piper qualities; the ‘RATs would follow him back to England!
MADJACK
December 30th, 2012
Hey Piers you effing limey bastard, don’t let the door hit ya where God split ya on the way home.
I’m hoping this jackass falls down a couple of flights of stairs and then demands staircases be banned. 
golfmax13
December 30th, 2012
Be still my beating heart.
thirdtwin
December 30th, 2012
Muskets Morgan should get on back to merry olde Englandistan before they outlaw kitchen knives, as I am sure he fancies himself a gourmet chef. But not to worry, Muskets; Convert to Islam and I am sure you will be allowed to own a scimitar for religious purposes.
old_oaks
December 30th, 2012
Here’s a working link, this guy is the biggest douche bag we have in the country, he NEEDS to leave.
lol! He once shot a 45 MAGNUM!
WTF is that?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2254758/Piers-Morgan-Deport-If-America-wont-change-crazy-gun-laws-I-deport-myself.html
Bullman
December 30th, 2012
Shut yer trap. Pack your shit. Get the f**k out.
Moe Tom
December 30th, 2012
Old_oaks. Dumbfuk meant a.753 Mungam.
even steven
December 30th, 2012
He won’t leave on his own accord. He enjoys America too much. It is up to us to change that. He, like other leftist propagandists, should be ridiculed, heckled, and harangued whenever they show their miserable faces in public. Every time this idiot goes into a restaurant, a store, a theater, wherever, there should be someone shouting in his face.
Jack Daniels
December 30th, 2012
Yeah right…how many times have we heard these idiots make these promises and NEVER follow through?
I wish for once, just once, they would go through with it.
Like every other dribble that spews from their stinkin’ pie hole….it’s a lie
old_oaks
December 30th, 2012
I thought maybe he was talking about how he once Mangummed 45 dudes at a stag party.
Poonces
December 30th, 2012
Yeah, sure he will. Another empty promise from a another libtard whose alleged morals only arise when it puts him in the headlines.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 30th, 2012
Hey asswipe, go take a long walk off a short Piers – and start swimmin’ your sorry ass back to the U.K.
Johnny Freedom
December 30th, 2012
The ban of assault weapons would do so much to soothe the millions of innocent people murdered by 8mm Mauser bolt actions, courtesy of BIG GOVERNMENT.
Bullman
December 30th, 2012
Maybe we can have a “Piers Morgan” day at our local ranges and guns stores, and go and buy ammo and guns on that day, just like we had a Chick-Fil-A day to support them. I’m pretty sure that will make his empty head explode.
Unslung Hero
December 30th, 2012
Dave Brickner once said: Ignorance can be cured,……but stupidity is lifelong”!
Jack Daniels
December 30th, 2012
“It was a slaughter so senseless, so unspeakable, that it reduced even hard-bitten news reporters, including me, to tears.”
Surely then, you must in tears 24/7 based on all the senseless violence and unspeakable murders that take place EVERYDAY on an epidemic scale at the hands of muslims all around the world towards their fellow men, women, and children.
old_oaks
December 30th, 2012
My buddy makes up paper targets with faces on them like Drew Peterson, Rosie O’pig, Osama, etc. I wonder if he will have some Piers targets made up next trip to the range?
really enraged
December 30th, 2012
Try to hide your intense pleasure when that doorknob slides between your cheeks.
historicus
December 30th, 2012
Bye bye asshole.
Claudia
December 30th, 2012
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Moe Tom
December 30th, 2012
“Hard-bitten”? He meant hard-gummed.
Lowell
December 30th, 2012
Piers! I hear Sudan is lovely this time of year.
Stranded in Sonoma
December 30th, 2012
…and knowing that had the teachers been armed, the death toll would have much less, maybe even none.
Hey Piers! Don’t go away mad, just go away.
Four .45's
December 30th, 2012
AMF!
Four .45's
December 30th, 2012
“hard bitten,” my eye.
sTevo
December 30th, 2012
And I don’t mind if the door hits you on your way out.
Nutjob
December 30th, 2012
Be Gone, and make sure you culturally intergrate with your muzzie friends you POS.
Tracy
December 30th, 2012
NOTHING…NOTHING…but NOTHING will help his ratings.
One Anti-American scumbag down, many more to go.
Viva La Gerard Depardieu!
F.D.R. in Hell
December 30th, 2012
I’ll be keeping an eye on the Guest Arrival Bulletin Board if you return to England…coward.
ronterf
December 30th, 2012
Hope he goes away and never comes back!
Jarhead Cracka
December 30th, 2012
So will Piers Morgan deport himself back to merry old England so he can pay the withering income taxes to the Crown again? I knew he was stoopid, but is he THAT stoopid?
123321123321
December 30th, 2012
Could you expedite that Piers?
even steven
December 30th, 2012
He no longer deserves to be called Piers Morgan. From now on, he’s Piss Morgan as far as I’m concerned.
Irish
December 30th, 2012
Have we replaced Ambassador Stevens in Libya yet?
J Frank Parnell
December 30th, 2012
No, stay hear and keep running your commie sewer shitbag. The more Feinsteins, Schumers and bloated al-Moores flapping their pinko gums, the more AR-15s are sold, the more NRA memberships joined, the more our side is armed for your Final Solution.
Noelegy
December 30th, 2012
1)What were the gun laws in the UK at the time of the Dunblane shooting?
2)How many laws were broken in that shooting?
3)What law does Piers think would have prevented the Newtown shooting?
Jon
December 30th, 2012
Ummmm where exactly are you going to go? Pretty sure you’re a pariah in the UK. Maybe Canada or Australia is in need of talentless British hacks (pun intended).
Death_By_Farts
December 30th, 2012
The last time some British Asshole tried to tell us what to do and take away our guns, got sent back to England with his tail tucked between his legs.
-General Cornwalis
mkultra
December 30th, 2012
When is this amoral piece of limey shi7 going to be prosecuted for his part in the phone hacking scandal?! He should be in prison getting his fat ass kicked around.
Genl Ripper
December 30th, 2012
Typical fascist Libtard. He’ll never “deport himself” from America. he’s got it too good here compared to his filthy-Pakistani infested native country of Englandistan.
Nope, we’re gonna have to STICK TO OUR GUNS and deport this Slimey Limey just like our petition demands of our Kenyan Communist Muslim-In-Chief
**note to semi-literate dumbass Libtards trolling our Conservative website: “Stick To Our Guns” is a metaphor that means one stands by their principles. I am not advocating violence against the non-American Piers Morgan despite the fact that his advocacy of gun control would allow criminals and nuts to attack everyday citizens at will.
The Only Way To Stop A Bad Guy With A Gun Is By A Good Guy With A Gun
sarah
December 30th, 2012
Yeah….what he’s still here…..go home you dumbass brit
Bob M.
December 31st, 2012
Don’t let the gun hit you in the ass on the way out, boat dock! >:-D