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Joe Biden has dementia, Chris Brown and Rihanna will get engaged and other 2013 predictions

Blair Robertson, a “psychic” who incorrectly predicted that the GOP would win the presidential election and that Jennifer Aniston would get married this year, shared his 2013 predictions.

“I call it ‘time projected empathy,’ [we call it bullshit] where I imagine myself reading the headlines in the future,” Robertson said. “I remember the future.”

Essentially, Robertson makes very broad generalizations — “This year will see the passing of a much-loved and great comedienne/actress” — crosses his fingers and hopes he is right. It’s a numbers game, you see, and there are lots of old actresses out there and one of them is sure to kick the bucket. (To be fair, Robertson did correctly predict Kate Middleton’s pregnancy and the fact that the Euro would drop below $1.25 by the end of May.)

Let’s take a look at some of Robertson’s more ridiculous predictions for 2013. more

» 16 Comments

  1. Will Profit

    December 30th, 2012

    I predict Alfred C Sharpton will Mispronounce at least one two sybbabblllle word in 2013. I know I’m going out on a limb here, but I just have a feeling of time projected resist we much empathy.

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  2. old_oaks

    December 30th, 2012

    I predict the fcukwads in DC will fcuk up more shit in 2013.

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  3. Claudia

    December 30th, 2012

    He doesn’t have time to project empathy; he’s only in it for the money and glory.

    I say we use Old Testament criteria on his prophetic predictions. They must be 100% accurate or he looses his life.

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  4. Claudia

    December 30th, 2012

    Oh, and I predict many ‘surprises’ for any government official coming after patriots’ guns.

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  5. Billy Fuster

    December 30th, 2012

    …conservatives will wake up from their stupor and stop paying income tax.

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  6. hanoverfist

    December 30th, 2012

    ….we’ll be lied to by this administration about something.

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  7. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 30th, 2012

    Mr. Robertson. If you like, James Randi will give you 1 million dollars if you meet his Paranormal Challenge.

    Of course, no one has ever made it past the preliminary stage because you are all a bunch of frauds. When you tell me that a specific person will die on a specific day, at a specific time, from a specific condition, and it comes true, that’s when I may start listening to you. Otherwise, go sell your snake oil to 47% of the population. Since they were a guaranteed vote for 0bama, they’ll believe anything.

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  8. jeckelmyhyde

    December 30th, 2012

    I predict madness, I tell you madness, pure utter madness, madness, madness, madness, madness, madness,………I mean insanity, pure utter insanity, insanity…….

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  9. 123321123321

    December 30th, 2012

    Joe already has dementia!

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  10. Dr. Tar

    December 30th, 2012

    This guy reads like Obama’s own soothsayer “I predict, I predict, ad naseum.”

    Here I’ve got a few predictions for this year and for years to come.

    I predict less personal freedom.

    I predict fewer opportunities to improve one’s situation in life or to pursue happindess.

    I predict more frustration with government intrusion into personal matters.

    I predict an increased volume of propaganda on issues of gay lifesytle, life of the unborn, contrived racial offense.

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  11. Dano

    December 30th, 2012

    Rihanna must have dug that beat down! Brown needs the same. Punk ass BITCH!!

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  12. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    December 30th, 2012

    I predict that a certain Hollywood celebrity, whose identity I know and will reveal after the fact, will file for divorce in 2013. I also predict that another Hollywood celebrity will enter rehab.

    I predict that George W. Bush will be blamed for something in 2013.

    I predict that Harry Reid will, once again, do nothing in 2013.

    I predict that Michael Moore will refuse to join a gym.

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  13. even steven

    December 30th, 2012

    I predict that Ted Kennedy’s liver will stop metabolizing alcohol in early December of 2013. Someone will have to dig him up to prove if I’m right.

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  14. Death_By_Farts

    December 30th, 2012

    I predict:

    -Moochelle will (privately) undergo extreme liposuction.

    -The dems will blame everything on Boehner and Republicans for the next 2 years in order to take back the house (then ban guns).

    -Entitlements will be the “new cool”.

    -Gay marriage will be legal in all 57 states.

    -Liberals will still be angry, even though they control Washington.

    -Smokers won’t be able to light up ANYWHERE, unless it’s marijuana.

    -The big one finally hits California…Because God has finally had enough.

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  15. Bad Brad

    December 30th, 2012

    I predict a hard row to hoe for the foreseeable future.

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  16. Rageagainst the ObamaRegime

    December 30th, 2012

    “I remember the future” was written for Biden.

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