Home - by Cardigan - December 30, 2012 - 00:01 America/New_York - 70 Comments
December 30th, 2012
You should warn people about this. Excuse me, I need to get the windex and some paper towels for my screen,
I don’t even want to know why these sheep are sheared like this.
Reminds me of a true story.
Poor wife of an Afghani visited a US Army hospital for treatment of multiple cuts and bruises from regular beatings.
During treatment it was discovered that the beatings were because she never got pregnant.
Doctors decided to do and exam and discovered she was a virgin.
When questioned further it was discovered that her husband only fucked her in the ass like he did the other animals. Didn’t know there was such a thing as ‘pussy.’
After a bit of sex-education she got pregnant and the beatings stopped.
“I don’t even want to know why these sheep are sheared like this.”
Cushion for pushin’?
Now that would even put a smile on Islamic Rage Boy’s face.
Seriously????!!! These disgusting pervs have selectively bred sheep to have hind ends like this??? Gahhhh!
These sheep have not been sheared to look like this. Those are lumps of fat. Selectively bred lumps of fat. Is this picture for real?
Yes Kairn it’s for real. We don’t call muzzies goat-humpers for nothing…
andrea Shea King
OMG. Really? Really????
Please, make me stop laughing… it hurts.
How could anyone could be aroused by that.
Never mind I don’t want to know.
Well, in this case I think sheep humpers would be more like it.
I’ve seen a breed of sheep that has a broad, really fat tail. Obviously selectively bred by humans To look that way for some reason.
Knowing what we know about muslim sexual proclivities (unfortunately so) this one just takes the cake. This is NOT pleasing to God. No way, no how.
Anybody notice how many time Grayscape has already commented. It’s just wrong.
L to R Pelosi, Moushelle, Griffin,Curic,O’Brien, and Mika.
What about Boehner?
You’d NEVER find classic comedy like this over at Hot Air. LOL!
A bunch of fuzzy humpers, look at the guy in the middle; he’s dreaming on what nighty he will be putting on one of theose poor fuzz-butts.
This is attributed to Khomeini:
“A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village, however selling the meat to the next door village should be fine.”
I wonder if al-Qaradawi has endorsed that?
Come on Dagney, It’s not like you haven’t been caught on a street corner late at night drunk on Woolite singing “My Unforgettable Yew” at the top of your lungs.
At least I won’t try to sell the meat to the next village!
eternal cracker p
Madonna stunt doubles?
Dagney, That’s funny, tenderizing secret sauce.
Daaaaagney. I think thats what that sheep was saying.
Ahh hell, not Madonna, those animals are in the Mud-Flaps.
what they’re not showing you is that they put the sheep on the edge of a high cliff..that way the sheep pushes back harder..
Ricky, And how do you know this? Just wondering LOL. So I guess that hip wader thing is just a legend huh?
they were rather saying’ Baaaaaaad, Braaaaaaaad’
I asked them, ‘why, who is Baaaaad?’
Then they said, ‘Caaaal, he’s in Caaaal’
@Bad Brad – “I need to get the windex and some paper towels for my screen”
Did the ewe make you spew?
See the PIMP fluffing his babes And the johns are slobbering to hump a ewe Hee Hee
…this is why I love and support this site…you people can put together some pretty unique stuff…this is a riot and is going to cause a riot when I send it down the Internet…thanks Iotw…
Virgin wool? I don’t think so.
Their KY Jelly is mint-flavored…
Whats up with the idiot in the upper left? I would have gone for the one third from the right. She’s fant”ewe”stic
Yes, I must admit that the windex & papertowels were needed for my computer screen after I saw this post, so WELL DONE ONCE AGAIN IOTW!
I would set up the photo with this caption…..
This is when Ackbar and his two IED placement helpers first wake up in hell and see their 72 virgins right before the fight breaks out between them because they recognize Abdule’s 1st wife 3rd from the left in the second row and they all covet the “first dibs”…..
AND PLEASE DON’T ASK HOW THEY KNOW IT IS HIS 1ST WIFE…..!
Snowball the Sourpuss
“It’s for the wool”, they claim.
Yeah, and I read Playboy for the articles.
That caption is wrong. It should be:
“Quick peek into Muslim Paradise”
“Virgins ready to serve”
“Prepping Allah’s virgins”.
Good one, Machloja!
Did someone hijack this blog???
The “daily graphic” up top has really screwed this page up and the comments section is closed for it.
I mean, Good God iOTW…could you add just one more item to your page so as to completely lock up the graphics on my desktop?
It’s bad enough with the rolling banner ads and the sidebar ads and those I understand, but this is worse than a video that auto-starts when you open up a webpage.
Daily Graphic Screwed Up
comments section is off
Daily Graphic Locks Computer
Home page won’t load
Remove Daily Graphic Thread
It’s like they say.. you can only get virgin wool from ugly sheep.
Afghan: “Hey baby!!….How about a laaaap dance”
You guys are insane…
I love it!!
This is the type of thing that i would link on facebook but with this one, I would scared for my life.
The white guy on the left, an obvious convert to Islam looks stunned. He’s probably never seen so many beewetiful women before (okay I know that they’re sheep) and he couldn’t get laid if he tried so any old ewe will do. And the guy in the middle is saying, Achmed now thats what I call a bunch of beewetiful butts, me first. What a bunch of pervs, no wonder Muslim men can’t get any normal women when they use their left hands to wipe their ass.
Three Iraqi insurgents were standing in line waiting to hump a sheep. Suddenly, they all heard the noise of a Cobra gunship in the distance. So the last Iraqi in line said to the guy who was humpin’ …
“Yella, yella, yella!”
Show this to someone who served in Iraq; see if they get it
Apparently the color of an Arab’s spew is yellow, as is the case with the rest of humanity. Oh, and the Arabic word for “Hurry up” is “Yella” — you should probably know that, too
Stirrin the B.S.
What, no black sheep? How am I going to get my wool?
…..oh, nevermind. Damn racist baaaa baaa bangers.
Honest baaaby; there will never be another EWE!!
Is that CAIR’s Ibrahim Hooper there on the left in the lower picture?
Carlos The Jackal
Good – you all saw it too. I was getting disgusted with myself for seeing little kids backsides there.
Fucking degenerate stone-age wastes of air.
Edith. I thought it was just me and my mouse. Stuff flyin all over. I hate losing control.
Did you see the Camel Toe on that one second from the left?
Yakistan. Where pervs run wild and sheep and goats run scared.
The 3 dudes look like Karzi, Barack and Kumar.
Wonder how many daughters will be auctioned off for 1 of these ewes.
They all look ewesed.
@nutjob – ewesed and abewesed.
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
2nd from the left – Pelosi – Right?
@ Freeman…. Pelosi would have so much more wringles around her arse, unless Pelosi got a butt lift. haha
Young Muslim boys train here to become ass-ass-ins.
Ask anyone that flies the drones, they will tell you they have SEEN these goat fuckers in action
Very Old White Guy
Brings new meaning to the phrase “feeling sheepish”.
December 31st, 2012
Top pic: Miss Yemen Beauty Pageant contestants
Bottom pic: the three horny judges – looks like they’ve already had their hand(?) in the till, so to speak!
…or peckers in the payroll!
@Oliver – adds new meaning to virgin wool!
Redrider: There was a vidio last year of a mussie poking a donkey. I remember seeing it. Some marines filmed it. Pretty sick.
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