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  1. buzz911

    December 29th, 2012

    Frickin Crazy Glue!

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  2. grayscape

    December 29th, 2012

    Help me pull my finger out of my ass!

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  3. Anonymous

    December 29th, 2012

    Here is where they put the metal plate once they removed half my brain.

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  4. Bad Brad

    December 29th, 2012

    Put the red dot right here.

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  5. Weldor

    December 29th, 2012

    I was going to say that Brad, but, no, you can get the visit…LOL

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  6. Mohammed's pink swastika

    December 29th, 2012

    ET phone home… Ouch….

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  7. Jerry Manderin

    December 29th, 2012

    Shit-for-brains right here baby!!!

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  8. Bad Brad

    December 29th, 2012

    Damn, it’s my week end for pissen evrey one off. LOL. Hey, great minds think a like. Of course, I was talking about the Hindu Red Dot.

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  9. MaryfromMarin

    December 29th, 2012

    “No doubt about it–I gotta get another head.”

    (h/t, Bullwinkle)

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  10. cfm990

    December 29th, 2012

    WHADDAYA THINK? Unemployment don”t affect me?

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  11. Diogenes

    December 29th, 2012

    I got a photogenic memory right here buddy!

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  12. Buck Ofama

    December 29th, 2012

    Not one single solitary piece of gray matter in there!

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  13. Dagney

    December 29th, 2012

    Yeah, Joe tried to point to his third-eye spot for a red-bindi. And missed.

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  14. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 29th, 2012

    If I only had a brain….

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  15. grayscape

    December 29th, 2012

    “…and then the wizard said ‘Joe, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?’”

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  16. Anonymous

    December 29th, 2012

    That aneurysm burst right here in the “High Mental Capacity” area of the brain.

    So don’t ask me again if I’m mental!

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  17. Old Richard

    December 29th, 2012

    see dummy I do have a hair on my ass

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  18. john

    December 29th, 2012

    Here! Right Here ! Put me out of my misery !

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  19. Will Profit

    December 29th, 2012

    “This teflon plate holds my plugs in much better than the damn metal one ever did…plus I can now use a microwave to make my popcorn!”

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  20. mkultra

    December 29th, 2012

    I can handle things! I’m smart! Not like everybody says… like dumb… I’m smart and I want respect!

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  21. Will Profit

    December 29th, 2012

    “I could’ve been Senator Biden or Vice President Biden…oh wait…lemme start over.”

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  22. Jethro

    December 29th, 2012

    Why in the world did you put one of the hair plugs there – right in the middle of my forehead?!!!

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  23. Stirrin the B.S.

    December 29th, 2012

    @Digenes – totally o/t, but your avatar looks a little like Stymie’s babysitter – who hasn’t been around here, in forever. Coincidence or connection?

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  24. cfm990

    December 29th, 2012

    Ya wanna know why my ideas are fresh? Vacuum sealed, buddy, Vacuum sealed.

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  25. Will Profit

    December 29th, 2012

    “Yeah, it was right here that my last original thought died of lonlieness. Thanks for reminding me about that…ya little bastard.”

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  26. scribble

    December 29th, 2012

    “Don’t tell me! Botox covers up my lobotomy scar – there’s no way you can see it!”

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  27. KF

    December 29th, 2012

    Cue up Stephen Hawkings’ voice talking about empty space.

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  28. illustr8r

    December 29th, 2012

    Not a Whifflehead! See man, solid as a rock!
    ;)

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  29. Will Profit

    December 29th, 2012

    “It puts the lotion here.”

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  30. Anonymous

    December 29th, 2012

    Joe’s version of the one-finger salute.

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  31. 99th Squad Leader

    December 29th, 2012

    “If I move this finger, all my brilliant ideas will escape.”

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  32. grayscape

    December 29th, 2012

    “It’s a big fucking deal this brain of mine…and don’t you forget it. Fast and Furious, Benghazi, internets, Sandy Hook….all mine baby all mine…”

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  33. Will Profit

    December 29th, 2012

    “Any of you dykes wanna put your finger in this hole?”

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  34. grayscape

    December 29th, 2012

    SS guy on left: “What have we done?!?…”

    SS guy on right: “Stay calm – he thinks it makes him look smart.”

    SlowJoe: “I’m a big fucking deal man…. look at my fucking brain!”

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  35. thirdtwin

    December 29th, 2012

    “Lemme tell ya honey,that Morsi is devout! He’s got a zabibi like a cantaloupe up here. You don’t know what a zabibi is? Well, I do.”

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  36. Will Profit

    December 29th, 2012

    “Barack super glued my finger to my f****** forehead…again.”

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  37. Johnny Freedom

    December 29th, 2012

    “Slugs and snails are after me, DDT keeps me happy, now I guess I’ll have to tell’um that I’ve got no cerebellum. Gonna get my PhD, I’m VP lobotomy!”

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  38. LyleLovett666

    December 29th, 2012

    You say hope and change is hollow!?I’ll show you hollow!

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  39. grayscape

    December 29th, 2012

    “Can’t fool ole Joe with that gotcher nose trick – I see whatcha did….my nose is right here!”

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  40. Jack

    December 29th, 2012

    I’m Superfly! Oh my achin’ head!

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  41. Mohammed's pink swastika

    December 29th, 2012

    Do you think it is weird that my third testicle is bigger than the other two?

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  42. Jimmy

    December 29th, 2012

    “What the hell do you think THIS is?”

    “Don’t answer that!!!”

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  43. Sarthurk

    December 29th, 2012

    You see this? This is the location of the most powerful “Black Hole” in the universe known to man, or anyone else!

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  44. Horrorman18

    December 29th, 2012

    ” If I didn’t know my head from ass….would I be scratching my hemorrhoid here?”

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  45. Poonces

    December 29th, 2012

    It’s empty, got it?

    I play second fiddle to Oblowe for God sake!

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  46. Joe

    December 29th, 2012

    This brain are smart. Just ask me how smart I are!

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  47. Doc

    December 29th, 2012

    “See dees plugs? Yous taxpayers paid for dees plugs!”

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  48. Will Profit

    December 29th, 2012

    “This is where I’m having a third eye put.”

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  49. Diogenes

    December 29th, 2012

    Do you really want to know where this things been?

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  50. MNP

    December 29th, 2012

    Purple Zebras man, Think about it.

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  51. Horrorman18

    December 29th, 2012

    In the immortal words of E.T. …..”OUCH”

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  52. Ricky

    December 29th, 2012

    See Kids..this is where Brain Farts are mass produced.

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  53. Ricky

    December 29th, 2012

    Read my lips! -what a dumbass!-

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  54. charliewalksonwater

    December 29th, 2012

    BANG

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  55. louisiana_mom

    December 29th, 2012

    This is where my one brain cell is…

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  56. RoadWarrior

    December 30th, 2012

    We all know there is nothing in here

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  57. andrea Shea King

    December 30th, 2012

    Right — here.

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  58. Immortal Fish

    December 30th, 2012

    “You have no idea what life is like living with squirrels in the attic!”

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  59. Billy Bob

    December 30th, 2012

    Ready… Aim….

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  60. Immortal Fish

    December 30th, 2012

    “That’s a load of malarky. When the strip is green, it’s sealed!”

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  61. Kairn

    December 30th, 2012

    “It’s all in here baby. All of it…..”

    “…now what am I supposed to have in here?”

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  62. DarcsFalcon

    December 30th, 2012

    “I’ve got twice the brain power you do, you pea-brain!”

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  63. lanse42

    December 30th, 2012

    The voices. They come from here.

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  64. Anonymous

    December 30th, 2012

    I keep all of that gun control data right here in my ass.

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  65. dapenguin

    December 30th, 2012

    OOps that was me, forgot I cleared my cookies:(

    I keep all of that gun control data right here in my ass.

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  66. eternal cracker p

    December 30th, 2012

    Push the button, the mouth opens.

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  67. Kevin R.

    December 30th, 2012

    “I’m with stupid!”

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  68. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 30th, 2012

    Just as I thought! I’m a quart low.

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  69. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 30th, 2012

    Whaaat? This stops the echo’s between my ears!

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  70. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 30th, 2012

    This elevator goes allll the way to the top, baby! And don’t you forget it!

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  71. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 30th, 2012

    I know where I parked my head! It’s riiiiight here!!

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  72. eternal cracker p

    December 30th, 2012

    There are only 10 floors in the building.

    We’re going to 11.

    ht/ sourpuss :-) LOL.

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  73. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 30th, 2012

    Trying to blow out my pilot light? It can’t be done, no! Better men than you have tried!!

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  74. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 30th, 2012

    See? Right HERE! That’s where the cheese slid off!!

    (Thanks eternal crackah) ;)

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  75. ABO

    December 30th, 2012

    Mom told me there’s meatloaf up there, whadda ya say we have some of Joe’s meatloaf right now?

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  76. ABO

    December 30th, 2012

    I got shot in Korea right there, or was it Nam? No wait it was Cheney

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  77. Unruly Refugee

    December 30th, 2012

    The holes are too far apart for my fingers or I would show you what I can do with a bowling ball.

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  78. Flaming Hetero!

    December 30th, 2012

    Hear that sound when I tap it?

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  79. Noelegy

    December 30th, 2012

    “Why does everyone keep asking me if my head’s up my ass? See, here it is, right here!”

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  80. jinks

    December 30th, 2012

    My boss poked me right here and said …..?
    (go with it IOW’s)

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  81. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 30th, 2012

    Ya see, it hurts to think! You’d know that if you ever thunk like me!!

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  82. Audiovox

    December 30th, 2012

    See this, points to bad hair plugs. This is why I need a raise and you need to pay more taxes!!!!

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  83. Timex-Sinclair 1000

    December 30th, 2012

    Just last month I had a Pentium II processor installed right in here, and a whopping 64 kilobytes of RAM. I have a bigger phonographic memory than any of you people here. That’s why they made me the mayor of France and you all are just pee-ons.
    And, yes, I’ll have fries with that….

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  84. Abby Normal Dude

    December 30th, 2012

    My pet squirrel Frankie travels with me where ever I go; He’s got a nice little home right here. Shove a peanut in my ear and watch him grab it.

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  85. jobe

    December 30th, 2012

    ASSHOLE !!!!!!!

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  86. Joe Bart

    December 30th, 2012

    “Drop it, or I swear I’ll blow this nigger’s head ALL OVER THIS TOWN! [pickaninny voice] Oh, Lawdy-Lawd, he’s desp’at! Do what he say, do what he saaaayyyy… do what he saaaayyyy”

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  87. even steven

    December 30th, 2012

    This neuron right here works just like new.

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  88. Toby Karwoski

    December 30th, 2012

    Brain Power Swede; Brain Power! I’ve got it and I’ll use it

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  89. WhiteFalcon1

    December 30th, 2012

    “Really? Look me in the EYES and say that!”

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  90. WhiteFalcon1

    December 30th, 2012

    “I swear to you, they went in right here and took most of it out!”

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  91. WhiteFalcon1

    December 30th, 2012

    “If I only had a brain….”

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  92. WhiteFalcon1

    December 30th, 2012

    “Stones, I tell ya’…I got stones…see?”

    What a cough syrup breathalizer looks like!
    “Ummm, wha…….huh…uh, no occifer, I haves not bin drinkin’ t’night!”

    “Barry kisses me right here when he tucks me in at night….whatta’ about it?”

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  93. WhiteFalcon1

    December 30th, 2012

    “…but THIS….this is your brain on crack!”

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  94. ronterf

    December 30th, 2012

    If they try messing with this they’ll find out why no one has been able to see what I mean when I say don’t be going there cause your not going to find out what’s been going on in there anyway! no how! no way! see I know what they want… ain’t gonna let it start now so don’t try! I know what I’m talking about….Yea!!!

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  95. sTevo

    December 30th, 2012

    SS guy on right, JB’s right…If I have to take a bullet for this retard, i am going to be pissed.

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  96. AvgDude

    December 30th, 2012

    Nothing to see here… Move along.

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  97. Callmelennie

    December 30th, 2012

    You think this plate in my head is steel? 100% pure titanium, baby!! I installed it myself in my garage

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  98. Callmelennie

    December 30th, 2012

    So you don’t think I can install a titanium plate in my head by myself? OK, Smaht Guy, hit me right here with that hammer .. see for yourself

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  99. javapoppa

    December 30th, 2012

    “Igot it all up here in my ass.”

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  100. Sapper Chris

    December 30th, 2012

    “I taste radio!”

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  101. Stilton Jarlsberg

    December 30th, 2012

    “The card you’re thinking of is THE JACK OF DIAMONDS!”

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  102. Sapper Chris

    December 30th, 2012

    I made a condo out of turkey!

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  103. Sapper Chris

    December 30th, 2012

    “Pikachu!”

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  104. Sapper Chris

    December 30th, 2012

    “Fuzzy stuff! That’s a pancake!”

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  105. boattail injection

    December 30th, 2012

    Psst! This guy behind me has been following me all over, call someone ,Please he’s scary! Don’t know if he’s with our government or Obama’s!

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  106. DJR

    December 30th, 2012

    “They pointed the Hubble Telescope right here and still saw nothing!”

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  107. Nick

    December 30th, 2012

    They were not supposed to put a hair plug here.

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  108. Teacheru

    December 30th, 2012

    Nothing beyond this point!

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  109. Nutjob

    December 30th, 2012

    Use your head and think, if theres no debt cieling, we’ll never run out of money, the money supply will be endless, thats why we’re in charge!

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  110. Nutjob

    December 30th, 2012

    So I said, if you don’t drill right here, you’ll you’ll miss my single brain cell.

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  111. Nutjob

    December 30th, 2012

    I gots me an idea, we’ll water everything with Brawndo, because its what plants crave.

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  112. Nutjob

    December 30th, 2012

    Because if I don’t keep my finger here, my only cell will fall out.

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  113. Nutjob

    December 30th, 2012

    So I told Barack, I gots me an idea, we’ll spend our way out of debt with more debt….I’m freaking brilliant I tell ya.

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  114. Nutjob

    December 30th, 2012

    2 + 3 is 9, no wait, let me think, I know this one.

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  115. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 30th, 2012

    I know that 0bama is the best thing that has happened to this country. I feel it in my loins…

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  116. raven

    December 30th, 2012

    During our alien abduction, they stuck the probe RIGHT HERE! Poor Barak, I can’t bring myself to tell you where they stuck the probe…..

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