» News

Remember when folks dressed up for Christmas photos?

Home - by - December 29, 2012 - 18:00 America/New_York - 19 Comments

Stay Classy

 

I love Bacon

 

» 19 Comments

  1. scribble

    December 29th, 2012

    If you have to brag about it…..

    Thumb up +4

     
  2. grayscape

    December 29th, 2012

    From the looks of the trash I’d say it was a gift from his mom.

    Thumb up +4

     
  3. the aardvark

    December 29th, 2012

    Mr. and Mrs. Biggus Dickus and son AKA the Bumpasses posing with Santas for their annual Christmas picture. And Santa musta be in on the joke with that cheesy smile on his face.

    Thumb up +4

     
  4. the aardvark

    December 29th, 2012

    Or does this guy remind you of any of those redneck moonshiners on the Discovery channel? Josh or Tickle come to mind.

    Thumb up +4

     
  5. Bad Brad

    December 29th, 2012

    Maybe he misinterpreted his friends when they told him he was a Big Dick.

    Noteworthy Comment Thumb up +11

     
  6. scribble

    December 29th, 2012

    I’m guessing obama will be getting in touch with him shortly.

    Thumb up +4

     
  7. Buck Ofama

    December 29th, 2012

    The “dumbing down” of American culture continues unabated.

    Thumb up +8

     
  8. Cynic

    December 29th, 2012

    Santa looks like Bill Clinton

    Thumb up +5

     
  9. Nutjob

    December 29th, 2012

    $5 says these guys are now drawing somekind of government assistance.

    Thumb up +6

     
  10. Billy Fuster

    December 29th, 2012

    No kiddin’man…What’s with the guy in the red suit?!

    Thumb up +1

     
  11. tenmegaton

    December 29th, 2012

    Looks like he got his giant penis into a high tension powerline. What’s up with his face and neck? Burns? Probably trying to score some copper or something.

    Thumb up +1

     
  12. Chieftain

    December 29th, 2012

    Most (if not all) families have one of these guys who wears the good ballcap everywhere. We have “Uncle Billy” whom we tolerate (for now) in deference to my sister in law, but not for much longer. Billy shows up to eat and drink, and if the event doesn’t coincide with his quarterly appointment with a razor, tough shit.

    Just remember folks, coyotes eat the bones too…..

    Thumb up +3

     
  13. cfm990

    December 29th, 2012

    Well, Kid.
    If you see this 20 years from now. Consider yourself lucky.
    You survived.

    Thumb up +3

     
  14. Moe Tom

    December 29th, 2012

    Dick is 18
    Wife is 14
    Baby 1s 2
    Santa is drunk

    Thumb up +6

     
  15. thirdtwin

    December 29th, 2012

    At least the cap Isn’t on backward. And the muslim chin fringe he sports might be a marker for inbreeding which geneticists should look into. I bet Steve Sailer has already researched this phenomenon.

    Thumb up +1

     
  16. grayscape

    December 29th, 2012

    Moe – you summed it up perfectly!

    Thumb up +2

     
  17. spymyeyes

    December 30th, 2012

    Well, I guess there really is truth in advertising because you can CLEARLY see his penis is holding up his hat!

    Thumb up +3

     
  18. beachmom

    December 30th, 2012

    Is he saying he is one or has one?

    Thumb up +2

     
  19. Carlos The Jackal

    December 30th, 2012

    At least the female isn’t wearing a “Danger, gaping maw of a vagina ahead” t-shirt…

    Thumb up +2