Home - by Cardigan - December 29, 2012 - 18:00 America/New_York - 19 Comments
I love Bacon
December 29th, 2012
If you have to brag about it…..
From the looks of the trash I’d say it was a gift from his mom.
Mr. and Mrs. Biggus Dickus and son AKA the Bumpasses posing with Santas for their annual Christmas picture. And Santa musta be in on the joke with that cheesy smile on his face.
Or does this guy remind you of any of those redneck moonshiners on the Discovery channel? Josh or Tickle come to mind.
Maybe he misinterpreted his friends when they told him he was a Big Dick.
I’m guessing obama will be getting in touch with him shortly.
The “dumbing down” of American culture continues unabated.
Santa looks like Bill Clinton
$5 says these guys are now drawing somekind of government assistance.
No kiddin’man…What’s with the guy in the red suit?!
Looks like he got his giant penis into a high tension powerline. What’s up with his face and neck? Burns? Probably trying to score some copper or something.
Most (if not all) families have one of these guys who wears the good ballcap everywhere. We have “Uncle Billy” whom we tolerate (for now) in deference to my sister in law, but not for much longer. Billy shows up to eat and drink, and if the event doesn’t coincide with his quarterly appointment with a razor, tough shit.
Just remember folks, coyotes eat the bones too…..
If you see this 20 years from now. Consider yourself lucky.
Dick is 18
Wife is 14
Baby 1s 2
Santa is drunk
At least the cap Isn’t on backward. And the muslim chin fringe he sports might be a marker for inbreeding which geneticists should look into. I bet Steve Sailer has already researched this phenomenon.
Moe – you summed it up perfectly!
December 30th, 2012
Well, I guess there really is truth in advertising because you can CLEARLY see his penis is holding up his hat!
Is he saying he is one or has one?
Carlos The Jackal
At least the female isn’t wearing a “Danger, gaping maw of a vagina ahead” t-shirt…
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