True, one can’t fix stupid, but one can neuter it.
Noteworthy Comment +15
yourfavoriteunkle
December 29th, 2012
ahhh…. Darwinism in action. I wonder if it’s parole officer knows it has a firearm in it’s possession? YEP… I know that it’s a racist comment… guess what? IDGAF… if I’m onna be called one, Ima gonna ack like one.
Noteworthy Comment +21
eternal cracker p
December 29th, 2012
A gun in the face of a monkey or a hot under dressed girl, believe it or not, always seems to have a common theme: Popped zits and toothpaste running down the mirror.
The guys name is Ima Dumshit. This is dumber than Bugs Bunny stupid. What a maroon!
+6
yourfavoriteunkle
December 29th, 2012
@ aardvark…. you spelt it rong… it be toofpaste. Just tryin’ to help.
Noteworthy Comment +10
Martin Hessler
December 29th, 2012
As we used to say in the Army: TSTL!
Too Stupid To Live….
Noteworthy Comment +11
Rio
December 29th, 2012
My homey fixin’ to let his freak flag fly.
There will be a closed coffin service.
+5
Claudia
December 29th, 2012
Say cheese!
+8
Moxie Man
December 29th, 2012
Yankees fan ….
+4
aleon
December 29th, 2012
Hey, it’s not his fault he’s fat.
+9
scribble
December 29th, 2012
Because of morons like this Americans are losing their 2nd Amendment rights.
Noteworthy Comment +10
Stirrin the B.S.
December 29th, 2012
“…I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Go ahead, make my day.
+8
bitterclinger
December 29th, 2012
Makes you wonder how he made it this long.
+6
Redwagyu
December 29th, 2012
“I’ve gotta hostage!!
One step closer and the N****r gets it”
“He means it, he means it!!!”
(apologies to Mel Brooks)
+8
Nutjob
December 29th, 2012
Let me guess, this physically fit non-hard working gun owner is also for more gun laws against legal no-arrest record taxpaying americans?
I’m hoping the next headline will be 501 people died via guns in Chicago.
+3
Stirrin the B.S.
December 29th, 2012
He’s thinks he’s Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles.
“Don’t nobody move or the nigger get’s it!”
+5
Stirrin the B.S.
December 29th, 2012
@redwagyu – sorry, didn’t see your comment. I second yours.
+2
Nutjob
December 29th, 2012
Needs sound to it!
Like “Freeze motherfucker, and give me my wallet or I’ll blow my brains out”!
+3
MNP
December 29th, 2012
Darwin would be proud.
+9
Buffalobob
December 29th, 2012
Binghamton NY last week, my home town, Two police officers one male one female approach two suspicious looking (thugs) my description added. On Memorial bridge. One goon turns and fires point blank at the female officer hitting her in the ear. The thug turns and runs while firing his handgun OVER HIS HEAD back at at the officers. The officers return fire hitting him. The officers most likely did not have to return fire because the jerk shot himself in the head while running. Best part of the story, he’s dead.
Noteworthy Comment +14
Buck Ofama
December 29th, 2012
Either way, this clown is a goner. Probably will die of a heart attack in a year.
+3
Jerry Manderin
December 29th, 2012
Say “Cheese” waste-of-flesh!
+4
Three Rivers
December 29th, 2012
No no don’t pull the trigger! Oh what the hell, go ahead.
+3
Doc
December 29th, 2012
I don’t want to hear any shit about us rednecks anymore!
Noteworthy Comment +11
Kairn
December 29th, 2012
What ya’ll are missing in this photo (lower right corner) is the open hydrogen peroxide bottle and what might be a roll of toilet paper or paper towels.
Just in case this antic goes a tiny bit wrong. A little dab of hydrogen peroxide, a bandage, yep, good to go.
+3
Carlos The Jackal
December 29th, 2012
Who did he say, “Hold my beer, watch this” to?
+3
Ricky
December 29th, 2012
He’s the next contestant to win the Darwin Award for 2012, with top honors.
+2
Ricky
December 29th, 2012
Pull the trigger and say “Cheese”…errr I meant to say “Bang!”
+1
Dadof3
December 29th, 2012
Some gun handling etiquette is self correcting.
+5
grayjohn
December 29th, 2012
But I’d like to know, the Rest of the story…
Goodday.
+1
Trixie Bluebell
December 29th, 2012
Well it’s clear this idiot wasn’t paying attention to the firearm safety lesson when he applied for his permit to purchase a firearm. No wait, he didn’t attend a lesson because he’s to damn smart for that s*%t. Oh, and why waste time and money trying to get a permit. They won’t let convicted felons on parole buy them anyway. And purchase, hell…….
And again – it’s dirtbags like this that are being used to try to deprive we law-abiding tax-paying citizens of our 2nd Amendment Rights. We gotta hold on a few more years y’all.
+4
Tim
December 29th, 2012
OK, he got into an argument with somebody on the phone, the argument heated up, so he decided to put a cap in his ass! Over the phone!
What do I win?
+4
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 29th, 2012
Is he wearing an undershirt under his undershirt?
+6
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 29th, 2012
“I don’t like people playin’ on ma phone!”
+5
Lowell
December 29th, 2012
Love the suit!
+2
Tim
December 29th, 2012
“You see dis, muthahfuckah? Say ‘what’ one mo time!”
Jack Daniels
December 29th, 2012
You can’t fix stupid…even with duct tape
Diann
December 29th, 2012
Thinning the herd
joe6pak
December 29th, 2012
C’mon, pull the trigger, I dare you.
Jack Daniels
December 29th, 2012
A slight breach of dare etiquette…but,
I triple dog dare you!
Irish
December 29th, 2012
God help us all
Diann
December 29th, 2012
True, one can’t fix stupid, but one can neuter it.
yourfavoriteunkle
December 29th, 2012
ahhh…. Darwinism in action. I wonder if it’s parole officer knows it has a firearm in it’s possession? YEP… I know that it’s a racist comment… guess what? IDGAF… if I’m onna be called one, Ima gonna ack like one.
eternal cracker p
December 29th, 2012
A gun in the face of a monkey or a hot under dressed girl, believe it or not, always seems to have a common theme: Popped zits and toothpaste running down the mirror.
the aardvark
December 29th, 2012
The guys name is Ima Dumshit. This is dumber than Bugs Bunny stupid. What a maroon!
yourfavoriteunkle
December 29th, 2012
@ aardvark…. you spelt it rong… it be toofpaste. Just tryin’ to help.
Martin Hessler
December 29th, 2012
As we used to say in the Army: TSTL!
Too Stupid To Live….
Rio
December 29th, 2012
My homey fixin’ to let his freak flag fly.
There will be a closed coffin service.
Claudia
December 29th, 2012
Say cheese!
Moxie Man
December 29th, 2012
Yankees fan ….
aleon
December 29th, 2012
Hey, it’s not his fault he’s fat.
scribble
December 29th, 2012
Because of morons like this Americans are losing their 2nd Amendment rights.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 29th, 2012
“…I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Go ahead, make my day.
bitterclinger
December 29th, 2012
Makes you wonder how he made it this long.
Redwagyu
December 29th, 2012
“I’ve gotta hostage!!
One step closer and the N****r gets it”
“He means it, he means it!!!”
(apologies to Mel Brooks)
Nutjob
December 29th, 2012
Let me guess, this physically fit non-hard working gun owner is also for more gun laws against legal no-arrest record taxpaying americans?
I’m hoping the next headline will be 501 people died via guns in Chicago.
Stirrin the B.S.
December 29th, 2012
He’s thinks he’s Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles.
“Don’t nobody move or the nigger get’s it!”
Stirrin the B.S.
December 29th, 2012
@redwagyu – sorry, didn’t see your comment. I second yours.
Nutjob
December 29th, 2012
Needs sound to it!
Like “Freeze motherfucker, and give me my wallet or I’ll blow my brains out”!
MNP
December 29th, 2012
Darwin would be proud.
Buffalobob
December 29th, 2012
Binghamton NY last week, my home town, Two police officers one male one female approach two suspicious looking (thugs) my description added. On Memorial bridge. One goon turns and fires point blank at the female officer hitting her in the ear. The thug turns and runs while firing his handgun OVER HIS HEAD back at at the officers. The officers return fire hitting him. The officers most likely did not have to return fire because the jerk shot himself in the head while running. Best part of the story, he’s dead.
Buck Ofama
December 29th, 2012
Either way, this clown is a goner. Probably will die of a heart attack in a year.
Jerry Manderin
December 29th, 2012
Say “Cheese” waste-of-flesh!
Three Rivers
December 29th, 2012
No no don’t pull the trigger! Oh what the hell, go ahead.
Doc
December 29th, 2012
I don’t want to hear any shit about us rednecks anymore!
Kairn
December 29th, 2012
What ya’ll are missing in this photo (lower right corner) is the open hydrogen peroxide bottle and what might be a roll of toilet paper or paper towels.
Just in case this antic goes a tiny bit wrong. A little dab of hydrogen peroxide, a bandage, yep, good to go.
Carlos The Jackal
December 29th, 2012
Who did he say, “Hold my beer, watch this” to?
Ricky
December 29th, 2012
He’s the next contestant to win the Darwin Award for 2012, with top honors.
Ricky
December 29th, 2012
Pull the trigger and say “Cheese”…errr I meant to say “Bang!”
Dadof3
December 29th, 2012
Some gun handling etiquette is self correcting.
grayjohn
December 29th, 2012
But I’d like to know, the Rest of the story…
Goodday.
Trixie Bluebell
December 29th, 2012
Well it’s clear this idiot wasn’t paying attention to the firearm safety lesson when he applied for his permit to purchase a firearm. No wait, he didn’t attend a lesson because he’s to damn smart for that s*%t. Oh, and why waste time and money trying to get a permit. They won’t let convicted felons on parole buy them anyway. And purchase, hell…….
And again – it’s dirtbags like this that are being used to try to deprive we law-abiding tax-paying citizens of our 2nd Amendment Rights. We gotta hold on a few more years y’all.
Tim
December 29th, 2012
OK, he got into an argument with somebody on the phone, the argument heated up, so he decided to put a cap in his ass! Over the phone!
What do I win?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 29th, 2012
Is he wearing an undershirt under his undershirt?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
December 29th, 2012
“I don’t like people playin’ on ma phone!”
Lowell
December 29th, 2012
Love the suit!
Tim
December 29th, 2012
“You see dis, muthahfuckah? Say ‘what’ one mo time!”
Feraldog
December 29th, 2012
I wonder if that photo was taken with an Obamaphone?
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 30th, 2012
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son! Now load a round and lets get this over with!
Reverse psychology…heheheh.