Home - by Cardigan - December 29, 2012 - 12:00 America/New_York - 43 Comments
December 29th, 2012
You can’t fix stupid…even with duct tape
Thinning the herd
C’mon, pull the trigger, I dare you.
A slight breach of dare etiquette…but,
I triple dog dare you!
God help us all
True, one can’t fix stupid, but one can neuter it.
ahhh…. Darwinism in action. I wonder if it’s parole officer knows it has a firearm in it’s possession? YEP… I know that it’s a racist comment… guess what? IDGAF… if I’m onna be called one, Ima gonna ack like one.
eternal cracker p
A gun in the face of a monkey or a hot under dressed girl, believe it or not, always seems to have a common theme: Popped zits and toothpaste running down the mirror.
The guys name is Ima Dumshit. This is dumber than Bugs Bunny stupid. What a maroon!
@ aardvark…. you spelt it rong… it be toofpaste. Just tryin’ to help.
As we used to say in the Army: TSTL!
Too Stupid To Live….
My homey fixin’ to let his freak flag fly.
There will be a closed coffin service.
Yankees fan ….
Hey, it’s not his fault he’s fat.
Because of morons like this Americans are losing their 2nd Amendment rights.
Stirrin the B.S.
“…I know what you’re thinking. ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?
Go ahead, make my day.
Makes you wonder how he made it this long.
“I’ve gotta hostage!!
One step closer and the N****r gets it”
“He means it, he means it!!!”
(apologies to Mel Brooks)
Let me guess, this physically fit non-hard working gun owner is also for more gun laws against legal no-arrest record taxpaying americans?
I’m hoping the next headline will be 501 people died via guns in Chicago.
He’s thinks he’s Cleavon Little in Blazing Saddles.
“Don’t nobody move or the nigger get’s it!”
@redwagyu – sorry, didn’t see your comment. I second yours.
Needs sound to it!
Like “Freeze motherfucker, and give me my wallet or I’ll blow my brains out”!
Darwin would be proud.
Binghamton NY last week, my home town, Two police officers one male one female approach two suspicious looking (thugs) my description added. On Memorial bridge. One goon turns and fires point blank at the female officer hitting her in the ear. The thug turns and runs while firing his handgun OVER HIS HEAD back at at the officers. The officers return fire hitting him. The officers most likely did not have to return fire because the jerk shot himself in the head while running. Best part of the story, he’s dead.
Either way, this clown is a goner. Probably will die of a heart attack in a year.
Say “Cheese” waste-of-flesh!
No no don’t pull the trigger! Oh what the hell, go ahead.
I don’t want to hear any shit about us rednecks anymore!
What ya’ll are missing in this photo (lower right corner) is the open hydrogen peroxide bottle and what might be a roll of toilet paper or paper towels.
Just in case this antic goes a tiny bit wrong. A little dab of hydrogen peroxide, a bandage, yep, good to go.
Carlos The Jackal
Who did he say, “Hold my beer, watch this” to?
He’s the next contestant to win the Darwin Award for 2012, with top honors.
Pull the trigger and say “Cheese”…errr I meant to say “Bang!”
Some gun handling etiquette is self correcting.
But I’d like to know, the Rest of the story…
Well it’s clear this idiot wasn’t paying attention to the firearm safety lesson when he applied for his permit to purchase a firearm. No wait, he didn’t attend a lesson because he’s to damn smart for that s*%t. Oh, and why waste time and money trying to get a permit. They won’t let convicted felons on parole buy them anyway. And purchase, hell…….
And again – it’s dirtbags like this that are being used to try to deprive we law-abiding tax-paying citizens of our 2nd Amendment Rights. We gotta hold on a few more years y’all.
OK, he got into an argument with somebody on the phone, the argument heated up, so he decided to put a cap in his ass! Over the phone!
What do I win?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
Is he wearing an undershirt under his undershirt?
“I don’t like people playin’ on ma phone!”
Love the suit!
“You see dis, muthahfuckah? Say ‘what’ one mo time!”
I wonder if that photo was taken with an Obamaphone?
Snowball the Sourpuss
December 30th, 2012
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son! Now load a round and lets get this over with!
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