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Home - by - December 28, 2012 - 20:47 America/New_York - 67 Comments

Bright lights: The First Lady, visiting a military base in Hawaii with President Barack Obama, celebrated December 25th in summery style, wearing a sleeveless cotton dress, sandals and a neon yellow pedicure

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  1. Marq

    December 28th, 2012

    And, her dress is half black, half white!

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  2. Corky

    December 28th, 2012

    There is a “fungus among us” so to speak.

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  3. tom@drum

    December 28th, 2012

    Ghet-toes

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  4. G.Marie

    December 28th, 2012

    Okay, that dress is distracting me.

    OH MY GOD !! Does she have ANY idea how ugly that thing is? It’s even uglier than a 1970′s maternity top — and them were ugly!

    Looks like a Hefty brand tall kitchen trash bag – with the bottom cut open – and the drawstring cinched around her “waist”.

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  5. Mohammed's pink swastika

    December 28th, 2012

    I would make a comment about a camel toe. But girfriend aint wering no lipstick.

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  6. dude

    December 28th, 2012

    The table cloth still has fold marks on it…

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  7. Genl Ripper

    December 28th, 2012

    Jeebus! Who dresses that cow? It’s gotta be a blind, woman-hating, turd-burglaring “fashion designer”

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  8. Mohammed's pink swastika

    December 28th, 2012

    sheKinda looks like mike tyson dressed like aunt Jamima, about ro do a ballet spin.

    @bfh, do a picture of moo and mike

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  9. serfer62

    December 28th, 2012

    She should be stripped of the title “First Lady” but not her clothes…a gorilla wearing a potato sack

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  10. RandyG

    December 28th, 2012

    Who in Gods name lets her out in public dressed like that?

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  11. mkultra

    December 28th, 2012

    Even when she’s not wearing one, she still hikes her skirt up to where her boob belt usually is.

    Her team of sasquatch wranglers sure has their job cut out for them.

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  12. mkultra

    December 28th, 2012

    New cabinet position: Czar of sasquatch camouflage.

    And yes, I’m willing to pay higher taxes for it.

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  13. RosalindJ

    December 28th, 2012

    And the MBM keeps touting her as ‘the most beautiful woman in the world’. Wintour knows not only where her bread is buttered (entendre intended) , but who churns the milk to make it. And they say no one wants to see sausage being produced.

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  14. Menderman

    December 28th, 2012

    Not near bright enough to draw my attention away from that huge ass!

    and the huge ass I’m talking about has a microphone in his hand.

    and now I know where I’ve seen those “boob-belt” dress before:

    http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1928447module9318572photo_1209439688Aunt_Jemima_2.jpg

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  15. old_oaks

    December 28th, 2012

    Nice corn chips!

    Is her snatch really that high up?

    Talk about accentuating a stereotype.

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  16. Hawaiian

    December 28th, 2012

    If you go where the Huskies go……

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  17. moarkdave

    December 28th, 2012

    @Marq I would have to say that it is more like 95% white with 5% black for the top.

    I have no idea what this event was, but with the pictures on the wall, it must be her way of “honoring” our veterans.

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  18. Shiite from Shinola

    December 28th, 2012

    She gets a lot of splatter when she squats. The hairy legs usually catch most of it.

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  19. eternal cracker p

    December 28th, 2012

    Seriously, she can go over the falls in that thing.

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  20. sTevo

    December 28th, 2012

    Kwanzaa wreaths work better.

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  21. eternal cracker p

    December 28th, 2012

    Oh I just spied the Christmas themed background.

    They should be wearing some combination of Red and Green in celebration of the nation’s Christian based founding.

    Unless, of course, they want to distinguish themselves as elite and above that.

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  22. Diann

    December 28th, 2012

    I think there must be something wrong with me. My waist is down around my belly button. Am I some sort of anatomical freak?

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  23. Xavier

    December 28th, 2012

    A veritable Blackie O.

    If she’d wear green they could have decorated her.

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  24. Xavier

    December 28th, 2012

    And what’s up with that square sewn on the front of the white curtain? Is that some sort of surrogate marsupial pouch?

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  25. CrustyB

    December 28th, 2012

    She eats buttered popcorn with her feet.

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  26. shohio

    December 28th, 2012

    Gross…..both of them….

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  27. Dagny

    December 28th, 2012

    my girlfriend would say that she’d need to paint her fingernails the same colour as well.

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  28. scribble

    December 28th, 2012

    She must envision herself Scarlett and made the dress out of the shower curtain.

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  29. 99th Squad Leader

    December 28th, 2012

    Obaloneys make it a point to dress like it’s laundry day, anytime they are forced to attend any Christian related event.
    They dress to the nines if the event is associated with the Muslim Brotherhood.

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  30. Brian

    December 28th, 2012

    Where is Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police?

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  31. KF

    December 28th, 2012

    Dear Lord, all those pictures of senior NCOs looking out at that fashion disaster (eye bleach for the afterlife?)

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  32. john pomeroy

    December 28th, 2012

    Gotta pee! Gotta pee. Barry would you please hurry up! I’ve gotta pee!

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  33. Jorel Lives!

    December 28th, 2012

    Someone said it a while back: She hates us. And she hates this country. I notice that on vacation she wears cool shit, but at a gathering or special event, she always wears something that triggers a negative response or at least infers or suggests an idea contrary to the norm–as it was meant to be. She’s evil.

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  34. Moe Tom

    December 28th, 2012

    Mrs. Moe Tom says “I dressed better than her when I was weeding carrots in my Uncle’s carrot and onion field in Italy.” Now that is a mouthful. I rest my case. The first lady is a fuckin slob. Married to narcissist.

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  35. Illustr8r

    December 28th, 2012

    Interesting point about the more patriotic or traditionally American an event is the higher the Boob Belt ™ and fugliness of the fashions are.

    Only 4 more years! ;)

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  36. bubba

    December 28th, 2012

    bubba says, how long does it take to shave that bitch down.

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  37. DepSlimChipley

    December 28th, 2012

    That white canvas is asking to be turned into a barrel.

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  38. Ohadi84

    December 28th, 2012

    I’ll be glad when she starts wearing her burka.

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  39. Goldenfoxx

    December 28th, 2012

    This is what we have 4 more years to look at. I am sure there will be more hilarity coming forth. I’m still recuperating from the last 4 years of the Mooch and even that was over the top!.

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  40. LadyGun12

    December 29th, 2012

    She’s also got that Aunt Jemima thing going on top of her head.

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  41. Noelegy

    December 29th, 2012

    Hatching a giant egg.

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  42. Tony R

    December 29th, 2012

    Ok. Fashion 101: wear white if you want to make an area look bigger and black if you want an area to look smaller. And doesn’t one of her 30+ servants own a friggin IRON?

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  43. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 29th, 2012

    It’s a flour sack. Full of shit.
    And on her feet are cheetoes.

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  44. White House landlord

    December 29th, 2012

    Why do they BOTH wear waistlines so much higher than anyone I know?

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  45. really enraged

    December 29th, 2012

    Forgot to wash her feet after kicking hubby in the ass…

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  46. OTA Mom

    December 29th, 2012

    To refer to that ~thing~ as a lady
    in any context is to have
    stretched the meaning beyond its
    elastic limit

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  47. Geoff C. The Saltine

    December 29th, 2012

    That is a hair containment bag she is wearing,crossed leggs and hands over the crotch to keep the afro from exploding.
    She could not even change cloths to go see the troops.

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  48. KF

    December 29th, 2012

    Gooney goo goo

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  49. Xavier

    December 29th, 2012

    Well, now we know that Wookies have at least a 5 year gestation period.

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  50. Jerry Manderin

    December 29th, 2012

    That woman on the left is rather butchy but the man on the right is downright nasty.

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  51. todak

    December 29th, 2012

    What a couple of utterly worthless cretins. I cry for my country.

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  52. Snowball the Sourpuss

    December 29th, 2012

    Yellow toe nails? Oh, yeah, all the fashionable wookies are doing it now.

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  53. jobe

    December 29th, 2012

    I really enjoy read this stuff, BUT, do you really have to put the pics of these two lowlife scumbags in all the time ?? I can’t even eat now !!! ;))

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  54. Machloja

    December 29th, 2012

    @Dani
    “I think there must be something wrong with me. My waist is down around my belly button. Am I some sort of anatomical freak?”

    Ehh, not if your belly button is between your tits.
    ;)

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  55. HardyBrooks

    December 29th, 2012

    It’s obvious whomever her daddy was never told her you have to shake your weiner after you piss before you zip up so you don’t dribble on your toes….

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  56. Aidan

    December 29th, 2012

    There’s not a dress that can make the First Baboon look like a woman.

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  57. bayrat3678

    December 29th, 2012

    With every appearance she doubles down on grotesque

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  58. Anonymous

    December 29th, 2012

    I’ll take your word for it… I am not going to look close at anything on her body. Don’t want to go blind or toss cookies.

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  59. Ricky

    December 29th, 2012

    If she wore yellow lipstick.. she’s look like a double cheeseburger

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  60. Bayouwulf

    December 29th, 2012

    Yeah, she does look like the label on a bottle of syrup.

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  61. Anonymous

    December 29th, 2012

    In the jungles of Kenya, they pee on their toes so they don’t get bitten by fire ants!

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  62. historicus

    December 29th, 2012

    Jemima the Hutt.

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  63. bitterclinger

    December 29th, 2012

    Who knew there were clothing stores in the woods? Were else would the First Yeti purloin these get-ups?

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  64. Pubert

    December 29th, 2012

    “And, as I stand here next to my wife, the bowling
    pin, I have to confess that her dog pissed in my
    coffee cup again this morning..”

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  65. MemphisRebel

    December 29th, 2012

    A king-size pillow case and a tank top. Now that is high fashion.

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  66. NOLIKEO

    December 29th, 2012

    Isn’t she from the Uluru tribe? Look it up.

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  67. jobe

    December 29th, 2012

    @ NOLIKEO ….. That plate is available in NYS !!!

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