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And, her dress is half black, half white!

There is a “fungus among us” so to speak.

Ghet-toes

Okay, that dress is distracting me.

OH MY GOD !! Does she have ANY idea how ugly that thing is? It’s even uglier than a 1970′s maternity top — and them were ugly!

Looks like a Hefty brand tall kitchen trash bag – with the bottom cut open – and the drawstring cinched around her “waist”.

The table cloth still has fold marks on it…

Jeebus! Who dresses that cow? It’s gotta be a blind, woman-hating, turd-burglaring “fashion designer”

sheKinda looks like mike tyson dressed like aunt Jamima, about ro do a ballet spin.

@bfh, do a picture of moo and mike

She should be stripped of the title “First Lady” but not her clothes…a gorilla wearing a potato sack

Who in Gods name lets her out in public dressed like that?

Even when she’s not wearing one, she still hikes her skirt up to where her boob belt usually is.

Her team of sasquatch wranglers sure has their job cut out for them.

New cabinet position: Czar of sasquatch camouflage.

And yes, I’m willing to pay higher taxes for it.

And the MBM keeps touting her as ‘the most beautiful woman in the world’. Wintour knows not only where her bread is buttered (entendre intended) , but who churns the milk to make it. And they say no one wants to see sausage being produced.

Not near bright enough to draw my attention away from that huge ass!

and the huge ass I’m talking about has a microphone in his hand.

and now I know where I’ve seen those “boob-belt” dress before:

http://i1.squidoocdn.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1928447module9318572photo_1209439688Aunt_Jemima_2.jpg

Oh I just spied the Christmas themed background.

They should be wearing some combination of Red and Green in celebration of the nation’s Christian based founding.

Unless, of course, they want to distinguish themselves as elite and above that.

I think there must be something wrong with me. My waist is down around my belly button. Am I some sort of anatomical freak?

A veritable Blackie O.

If she’d wear green they could have decorated her.

And what’s up with that square sewn on the front of the white curtain? Is that some sort of surrogate marsupial pouch?

She eats buttered popcorn with her feet.

She must envision herself Scarlett and made the dress out of the shower curtain.

Obaloneys make it a point to dress like it’s laundry day, anytime they are forced to attend any Christian related event.
They dress to the nines if the event is associated with the Muslim Brotherhood.

Someone said it a while back: She hates us. And she hates this country. I notice that on vacation she wears cool shit, but at a gathering or special event, she always wears something that triggers a negative response or at least infers or suggests an idea contrary to the norm–as it was meant to be. She’s evil.

Mrs. Moe Tom says “I dressed better than her when I was weeding carrots in my Uncle’s carrot and onion field in Italy.” Now that is a mouthful. I rest my case. The first lady is a fuckin slob. Married to narcissist.

Interesting point about the more patriotic or traditionally American an event is the higher the Boob Belt ™ and fugliness of the fashions are.

Only 4 more years!

I’ll be glad when she starts wearing her burka.

She’s also got that Aunt Jemima thing going on top of her head.

Ok. Fashion 101: wear white if you want to make an area look bigger and black if you want an area to look smaller. And doesn’t one of her 30+ servants own a friggin IRON?

It’s a flour sack. Full of shit.
And on her feet are cheetoes.

Forgot to wash her feet after kicking hubby in the ass…

To refer to that ~thing~ as a lady
in any context is to have
stretched the meaning beyond its
elastic limit

That is a hair containment bag she is wearing,crossed leggs and hands over the crotch to keep the afro from exploding.
She could not even change cloths to go see the troops.

That woman on the left is rather butchy but the man on the right is downright nasty.

What a couple of utterly worthless cretins. I cry for my country.

Yellow toe nails? Oh, yeah, all the fashionable wookies are doing it now.