Home - by illustr8r - December 28, 2012 - 20:47 America/New_York - 67 Comments
December 28th, 2012
And, her dress is half black, half white!
There is a “fungus among us” so to speak.
Okay, that dress is distracting me.
OH MY GOD !! Does she have ANY idea how ugly that thing is? It’s even uglier than a 1970′s maternity top — and them were ugly!
Looks like a Hefty brand tall kitchen trash bag – with the bottom cut open – and the drawstring cinched around her “waist”.
Mohammed's pink swastika
I would make a comment about a camel toe. But girfriend aint wering no lipstick.
The table cloth still has fold marks on it…
Jeebus! Who dresses that cow? It’s gotta be a blind, woman-hating, turd-burglaring “fashion designer”
sheKinda looks like mike tyson dressed like aunt Jamima, about ro do a ballet spin.
@bfh, do a picture of moo and mike
She should be stripped of the title “First Lady” but not her clothes…a gorilla wearing a potato sack
Who in Gods name lets her out in public dressed like that?
Even when she’s not wearing one, she still hikes her skirt up to where her boob belt usually is.
Her team of sasquatch wranglers sure has their job cut out for them.
New cabinet position: Czar of sasquatch camouflage.
And yes, I’m willing to pay higher taxes for it.
And the MBM keeps touting her as ‘the most beautiful woman in the world’. Wintour knows not only where her bread is buttered (entendre intended) , but who churns the milk to make it. And they say no one wants to see sausage being produced.
Not near bright enough to draw my attention away from that huge ass!
and the huge ass I’m talking about has a microphone in his hand.
and now I know where I’ve seen those “boob-belt” dress before:
Nice corn chips!
Is her snatch really that high up?
Talk about accentuating a stereotype.
If you go where the Huskies go……
@Marq I would have to say that it is more like 95% white with 5% black for the top.
I have no idea what this event was, but with the pictures on the wall, it must be her way of “honoring” our veterans.
Shiite from Shinola
She gets a lot of splatter when she squats. The hairy legs usually catch most of it.
eternal cracker p
Seriously, she can go over the falls in that thing.
Kwanzaa wreaths work better.
Oh I just spied the Christmas themed background.
They should be wearing some combination of Red and Green in celebration of the nation’s Christian based founding.
Unless, of course, they want to distinguish themselves as elite and above that.
I think there must be something wrong with me. My waist is down around my belly button. Am I some sort of anatomical freak?
A veritable Blackie O.
If she’d wear green they could have decorated her.
And what’s up with that square sewn on the front of the white curtain? Is that some sort of surrogate marsupial pouch?
She eats buttered popcorn with her feet.
Gross…..both of them….
my girlfriend would say that she’d need to paint her fingernails the same colour as well.
She must envision herself Scarlett and made the dress out of the shower curtain.
99th Squad Leader
Obaloneys make it a point to dress like it’s laundry day, anytime they are forced to attend any Christian related event.
They dress to the nines if the event is associated with the Muslim Brotherhood.
Where is Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police?
Dear Lord, all those pictures of senior NCOs looking out at that fashion disaster (eye bleach for the afterlife?)
Gotta pee! Gotta pee. Barry would you please hurry up! I’ve gotta pee!
Someone said it a while back: She hates us. And she hates this country. I notice that on vacation she wears cool shit, but at a gathering or special event, she always wears something that triggers a negative response or at least infers or suggests an idea contrary to the norm–as it was meant to be. She’s evil.
Mrs. Moe Tom says “I dressed better than her when I was weeding carrots in my Uncle’s carrot and onion field in Italy.” Now that is a mouthful. I rest my case. The first lady is a fuckin slob. Married to narcissist.
Interesting point about the more patriotic or traditionally American an event is the higher the Boob Belt ™ and fugliness of the fashions are.
Only 4 more years!
bubba says, how long does it take to shave that bitch down.
That white canvas is asking to be turned into a barrel.
I’ll be glad when she starts wearing her burka.
This is what we have 4 more years to look at. I am sure there will be more hilarity coming forth. I’m still recuperating from the last 4 years of the Mooch and even that was over the top!.
December 29th, 2012
She’s also got that Aunt Jemima thing going on top of her head.
Hatching a giant egg.
Ok. Fashion 101: wear white if you want to make an area look bigger and black if you want an area to look smaller. And doesn’t one of her 30+ servants own a friggin IRON?
Mary Jane Anklestraps
It’s a flour sack. Full of shit.
And on her feet are cheetoes.
White House landlord
Why do they BOTH wear waistlines so much higher than anyone I know?
Forgot to wash her feet after kicking hubby in the ass…
To refer to that ~thing~ as a lady
in any context is to have
stretched the meaning beyond its
Geoff C. The Saltine
That is a hair containment bag she is wearing,crossed leggs and hands over the crotch to keep the afro from exploding.
She could not even change cloths to go see the troops.
Gooney goo goo
Well, now we know that Wookies have at least a 5 year gestation period.
That woman on the left is rather butchy but the man on the right is downright nasty.
What a couple of utterly worthless cretins. I cry for my country.
Snowball the Sourpuss
Yellow toe nails? Oh, yeah, all the fashionable wookies are doing it now.
I really enjoy read this stuff, BUT, do you really have to put the pics of these two lowlife scumbags in all the time ?? I can’t even eat now !!! ;))
“I think there must be something wrong with me. My waist is down around my belly button. Am I some sort of anatomical freak?”
Ehh, not if your belly button is between your tits.
It’s obvious whomever her daddy was never told her you have to shake your weiner after you piss before you zip up so you don’t dribble on your toes….
There’s not a dress that can make the First Baboon look like a woman.
With every appearance she doubles down on grotesque
I’ll take your word for it… I am not going to look close at anything on her body. Don’t want to go blind or toss cookies.
If she wore yellow lipstick.. she’s look like a double cheeseburger
Yeah, she does look like the label on a bottle of syrup.
In the jungles of Kenya, they pee on their toes so they don’t get bitten by fire ants!
Jemima the Hutt.
Who knew there were clothing stores in the woods? Were else would the First Yeti purloin these get-ups?
“And, as I stand here next to my wife, the bowling
pin, I have to confess that her dog pissed in my
coffee cup again this morning..”
A king-size pillow case and a tank top. Now that is high fashion.
Isn’t she from the Uluru tribe? Look it up.
@ NOLIKEO ….. That plate is available in NYS !!!
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