Home - by Cardigan - December 28, 2012 - 19:20 America/New_York - 84 Comments
December 28th, 2012
Yes, I can see how many fingers you are holding up. Eleven!
Come give Grandma a kiss.
Spit or Swallow honey?
Damn, farting in this dress is as bad as farting in a space suit!
Damn cosmetic surgeon !! I’ll need some time off to get this fixed……hmmmmm… Maybe I’ll get a “concussion”
Mary Jane Anklestraps
I like how she adds a bump to her hair-do to hide the horns.
eternal cracker p
I can haz more drinks?
Couple more shots and I’ll be ready to face that panel on Benghazi.
Ohww, it’s not easy watching that reality show in Benghazi.
I know you’re shitting me when you say we’re out of booze.
Is Congress gone yet?
Winkin’ Blinkin’ and Noddin’ off.
Is my lipstick on straight?
Slick Willie was an amateur.
I fell at hit my head really really hard. Now I can’t testify.
And you yokels fell for the concussion story — Cheers!
Also starring Huma Abedin as Olive Oyl
Wild Turkey straight up will do that to your face too.
Wink,wink George, I’ll have just one more, with two olives and a bent straw.
you’re a mean one, mr. grinch!
Eww, Bill how come your cigar has that funny taste to it
A couple more shot of Tequila and I’ll be all over Dirty Harry!
This is NOT aging with dignity. Christ Almighty, even Greyscape wouldn…….
Hey Barry, come over here, I have something to show you, wink, wink.
Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes to the bone!
I’ll get you my pretty and your little guns too!!!
Just a second – okay what was your question?
Just came from the store, and the Enquirer says she has inoperable brain cancer. Could that account for a lifetime of incompetence?
FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend
Oh that reminds me. See the Hobbit. Thanks.
Here’s my Terminator impersonation.
Gotcha, Chris Stevens!
Gotcha, Ty Woods!
Why is she using a peach foundation over her cool skin tone? Seek. Proper. Colors. And BLEND BLEND BLEND.
Oh FFS! What’s the point?!
Seeing that she loves drama and hostility…
She’s probably winking at Chris Brown.
” Rhianna, gurrrrl, I’ma bout to take yo man.”
OoooWeeee, Girl! You must be the one put the “tang” in Poon Tang!
And then I’d close my right eye, like this, because like Gennifer said his pecker’s bent to the left.
Please forgive me, I couldn’t resist
Huma honey hand me that washcloth. My eye’s stuck shut again.
Carlos The Jackal
Have you ever seen a movie entitled, “Killer Clowns From Outer Space”?
This is what I’ll look like in 2016 when I run for President!!!
Roseanne Barr’s twin sister.
Annnnnnnnd…. that wasn’t a fart.
Concussion, stroke, or just a liberal?
Dan Ryan Galt
Congratulations, you’ve finally found a female (?) Mr Grayscape wouldn’t hit on.
Some age gracefully and some just age.
Yeah, but can she bake a cherry pie, Billy boy, Billy boy?
Am I still seeing double – or is Michelle’s ass really that big?
F.D.R. in Hell
That face could bring Eleanor back to heteroness.
On second thought… don’t bother, Babs.
Eleanor in Hell
Franklin, you big teaser.
Hey, Vince Foster wants to know, “Who is that salty sea hag?”
Such a hardcore player is Hillary, that she’ll involuntarily wink when she spots another lesbian even several hundred yards away.
It’s the one eyed trouser monster.
OOOOOOOOWEEEE! this vibrating butt plug is STRONG!
TylerNull of YouTube
Now THIS is an airport pat-down. And it’s free!
Seeing this picture cures erections lasting over 4 hours !!
oo, oo, oo. There’s the spot Mr. gerbil.
Reminds me of a whore I once encounted in Genova. She kept her boots on and was eating an apple while I attempted to engage. Fail. I gave her 3000 Lire and left.Got drunk instead.
This black lollipop tastes like it was in someone’s ass.
Went a little heavy on the Summer’s Eve today, didn’t we Huma?
Last time I had this taste in my mouth was when Janet Reno had a yeast infection.
Hey Moochelle, you have a little cheese on the old taco or is that just how wookies smell normally?
“I’M MELTING. I’M MELTINGGGGGGG.”
That’s gonna leave a mark…
Brown Eyed Girl
Damn. She is NOT aging gracefully. She better have a damn good plan because she won’t get elected on her looks.
“Aarrgghhh! Ahoy maties! Shiver me timbers!”
“Hillary, while traveling across the globe, don’t tell me you didn’t get laid at least once or twice since taking office?”
“Hey barkeep, how about another round…on the TAXPAYERS!”
Gimme one more second and I’ll have that Bengazi excuse for ya…
December 29th, 2012
Benghazi – now that’s a bitter pill to swallow, eh Hillary? (probably not, the bitch is faking it)
Just a little nip here and a tuck there and I’ll be ready for my Benghazi testimony. You didn’t really buy that concussion story, did you?
Since I bumped my head, I have not had that recurring dream where Vince Foster is chasing me in Fort Marcy Park.
@Mary Jane Anklestraps, I was SO happy when my mom finally accepted that she had fair skin (as do I) and she stopped facing the world with a mask of beige foundation.
If I close my eye I only see one of you.
Her wrinkles wrinkles have wrinkles. Great-grandwrinkles?
What do you mean, that I have more wrinkles than Pelosi?
Who thinks that’s electable in 4 more years?
That cannot be a genuine human face.
Drunken incontent flatulent old dyke hell bent on destroying the republic.
Boy, she really looks like shit !!
Huma, you stuck your nipple in my eye!
It’s hard to say what happened in Benghazi, I can only see out of one eye.
It all evens out.
Billy has Monica,
I’ve got Huma Abedin
Poker face? No, Joker face.
A movie trailer … riiiiiiiiiiight!
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