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  1. RickeyG

    December 28th, 2012

    Yes, I can see how many fingers you are holding up. Eleven!

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  2. Tom Mannis

    December 28th, 2012

    Come give Grandma a kiss.

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  3. Jack

    December 28th, 2012

    Spit or Swallow honey?

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  4. Truthsayer221

    December 28th, 2012

    Damn, farting in this dress is as bad as farting in a space suit!

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  5. KF

    December 28th, 2012

    Damn cosmetic surgeon !! I’ll need some time off to get this fixed……hmmmmm… Maybe I’ll get a “concussion”

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  6. Poonces

    December 28th, 2012

    Come hither.

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  7. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 28th, 2012

    I like how she adds a bump to her hair-do to hide the horns.

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  8. eternal cracker p

    December 28th, 2012

    I can haz more drinks?

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  9. Bad Brad

    December 28th, 2012

    Couple more shots and I’ll be ready to face that panel on Benghazi.

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  10. scribble

    December 28th, 2012

    Ohww, it’s not easy watching that reality show in Benghazi.

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  11. Unneutral

    December 28th, 2012

    I know you’re shitting me when you say we’re out of booze.

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  12. scribble

    December 28th, 2012

    Is Congress gone yet?

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  13. illustr8r

    December 28th, 2012

    Winkin’ Blinkin’ and Noddin’ off.

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  14. scribble

    December 28th, 2012

    Is my lipstick on straight?

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  15. Anonymous

    December 28th, 2012

    Slick Willie was an amateur.

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  16. Three Rivers

    December 28th, 2012

    I fell at hit my head really really hard. Now I can’t testify.

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  17. jclady

    December 28th, 2012

    And you yokels fell for the concussion story — Cheers!

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  18. Hawaiian

    December 28th, 2012

    Also starring Huma Abedin as Olive Oyl

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  19. Cynic

    December 28th, 2012

    Wild Turkey straight up will do that to your face too.

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  20. Moe Tom

    December 28th, 2012

    Wink,wink George, I’ll have just one more, with two olives and a bent straw.

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  21. asswipee

    December 28th, 2012

    you’re a mean one, mr. grinch!

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  22. Callmelennie

    December 28th, 2012

    Eww, Bill how come your cigar has that funny taste to it

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  23. Ohadi84

    December 28th, 2012

    A couple more shot of Tequila and I’ll be all over Dirty Harry!

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  24. Moe Tom

    December 28th, 2012

    This is NOT aging with dignity. Christ Almighty, even Greyscape wouldn…….

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  25. Ohadi84

    December 28th, 2012

    Hey Barry, come over here, I have something to show you, wink, wink.

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  26. Ohadi84

    December 28th, 2012

    Beauty is skin deep but ugly goes to the bone!

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  27. dapepenguin

    December 28th, 2012

    I’ll get you my pretty and your little guns too!!!

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  28. BC

    December 28th, 2012

    Just a second – okay what was your question?

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  29. bitterclinger

    December 28th, 2012

    Just came from the store, and the Enquirer says she has inoperable brain cancer. Could that account for a lifetime of incompetence?

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  30. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 28th, 2012

    Oh that reminds me. See the Hobbit. Thanks.

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  31. FreeMan & Sarah Intend to Defend

    December 28th, 2012

    HillBlow BagSacks

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  32. Xavier

    December 28th, 2012

    Here’s my Terminator impersonation.

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  33. Dagny

    December 28th, 2012

    Gotcha, Chris Stevens!

    Gotcha, Ty Woods!

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  34. jhill

    December 28th, 2012

    Stinkeye.

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  35. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 28th, 2012

    Why is she using a peach foundation over her cool skin tone? Seek. Proper. Colors. And BLEND BLEND BLEND.

    Oh FFS! What’s the point?!

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  36. Mary Jane Anklestraps

    December 28th, 2012

    Seeing that she loves drama and hostility…
    She’s probably winking at Chris Brown.

    ” Rhianna, gurrrrl, I’ma bout to take yo man.”

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  37. Lowell

    December 28th, 2012

    OoooWeeee, Girl! You must be the one put the “tang” in Poon Tang!

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  38. Xavier

    December 28th, 2012

    And then I’d close my right eye, like this, because like Gennifer said his pecker’s bent to the left.

    Please forgive me, I couldn’t resist

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  39. Xavier

    December 28th, 2012

    Huma honey hand me that washcloth. My eye’s stuck shut again.

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  40. Carlos The Jackal

    December 28th, 2012

    Have you ever seen a movie entitled, “Killer Clowns From Outer Space”?

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  41. Marq

    December 28th, 2012

    This is what I’ll look like in 2016 when I run for President!!!

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  42. mrpostman

    December 28th, 2012

    Roseanne Barr’s twin sister.

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  43. Houston

    December 28th, 2012

    Annnnnnnnd…. that wasn’t a fart.

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  44. Mr.Gates

    December 28th, 2012

    Concussion, stroke, or just a liberal?

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  45. Dan Ryan Galt

    December 28th, 2012

    Congratulations, you’ve finally found a female (?) Mr Grayscape wouldn’t hit on.

    Some age gracefully and some just age.

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  46. Saxindacity

    December 28th, 2012

    Yeah, but can she bake a cherry pie, Billy boy, Billy boy?

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  47. mkultra

    December 28th, 2012

    Am I still seeing double – or is Michelle’s ass really that big?

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  48. F.D.R. in Hell

    December 28th, 2012

    That face could bring Eleanor back to heteroness.

    On second thought… don’t bother, Babs. :evil:

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  49. Eleanor in Hell

    December 28th, 2012

    Franklin, you big teaser.

    Hey, Vince Foster wants to know, “Who is that salty sea hag?”

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  50. AvgDude

    December 28th, 2012

    Such a hardcore player is Hillary, that she’ll involuntarily wink when she spots another lesbian even several hundred yards away.

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  51. Bullman

    December 28th, 2012

    It’s the one eyed trouser monster.

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  52. Sapper Chris

    December 28th, 2012

    OOOOOOOOWEEEE! this vibrating butt plug is STRONG!

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  53. TylerNull of YouTube

    December 28th, 2012

    Now THIS is an airport pat-down. And it’s free!

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  54. lionelguy

    December 28th, 2012

    Seeing this picture cures erections lasting over 4 hours !!

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  55. Sapper Chris

    December 28th, 2012

    oo, oo, oo. There’s the spot Mr. gerbil.

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  56. Moe Tom

    December 28th, 2012

    Reminds me of a whore I once encounted in Genova. She kept her boots on and was eating an apple while I attempted to engage. Fail. I gave her 3000 Lire and left.Got drunk instead.

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  57. Sapper Chris

    December 28th, 2012

    This black lollipop tastes like it was in someone’s ass.

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  58. Sapper Chris

    December 28th, 2012

    Went a little heavy on the Summer’s Eve today, didn’t we Huma?

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  59. Sapper Chris

    December 28th, 2012

    Last time I had this taste in my mouth was when Janet Reno had a yeast infection.

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  60. Sapper Chris

    December 28th, 2012

    Hey Moochelle, you have a little cheese on the old taco or is that just how wookies smell normally?

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  61. Alxandro

    December 28th, 2012

    “I’M MELTING. I’M MELTINGGGGGGG.”

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  62. Shang

    December 28th, 2012

    That’s gonna leave a mark…

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  63. Brown Eyed Girl

    December 28th, 2012

    Damn. She is NOT aging gracefully. She better have a damn good plan because she won’t get elected on her looks.

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  64. Johnny Freedom

    December 28th, 2012

    “Aarrgghhh! Ahoy maties! Shiver me timbers!”

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  65. Jorel Lives!

    December 28th, 2012

    “Hillary, while traveling across the globe, don’t tell me you didn’t get laid at least once or twice since taking office?”

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  66. Doc

    December 28th, 2012

    “Hey barkeep, how about another round…on the TAXPAYERS!”

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  67. phil.arbeit

    December 28th, 2012

    Gimme one more second and I’ll have that Bengazi excuse for ya…

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  68. Snoodles

    December 29th, 2012

    Benghazi – now that’s a bitter pill to swallow, eh Hillary? (probably not, the bitch is faking it)

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  69. Blinddog

    December 29th, 2012

    Just a little nip here and a tuck there and I’ll be ready for my Benghazi testimony. You didn’t really buy that concussion story, did you?

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  70. Noelegy

    December 29th, 2012

    “It’s alive!”

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  71. Jullou

    December 29th, 2012

    Since I bumped my head, I have not had that recurring dream where Vince Foster is chasing me in Fort Marcy Park.

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  72. Noelegy

    December 29th, 2012

    @Mary Jane Anklestraps, I was SO happy when my mom finally accepted that she had fair skin (as do I) and she stopped facing the world with a mask of beige foundation.

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  73. scribble

    December 29th, 2012

    If I close my eye I only see one of you.

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  74. grayscape

    December 29th, 2012

    Her wrinkles wrinkles have wrinkles. Great-grandwrinkles?

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  75. Glen

    December 29th, 2012

    What do you mean, that I have more wrinkles than Pelosi?

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  76. Corny

    December 29th, 2012

    Who thinks that’s electable in 4 more years?

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  77. todak

    December 29th, 2012

    That cannot be a genuine human face.

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  78. Piker

    December 29th, 2012

    Drunken incontent flatulent old dyke hell bent on destroying the republic.

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  79. jobe

    December 29th, 2012

    Boy, she really looks like shit !!

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  80. Nick

    December 29th, 2012

    Huma, you stuck your nipple in my eye!

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  81. Nick

    December 29th, 2012

    It’s hard to say what happened in Benghazi, I can only see out of one eye.

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  82. carolei

    December 29th, 2012

    It all evens out.

    Billy has Monica,

    I’ve got Huma Abedin

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  83. Teacheru

    December 29th, 2012

    Poker face? No, Joker face.

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  84. Tim

    December 29th, 2012

    A movie trailer … riiiiiiiiiiight!

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