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WTF is Jesse Jackson Talking About??

Home - by - December 28, 2012 - 12:57 America/New_York - 33 Comments

I swear, as soon as this mumblemouf starts queefing I go retarded. I can’t understand a thing he is saying.

Jesse Jackson on gun control.


BTW, Jesse, your lefty comrade was trying to lead you into the answer, FEDERAL GUN BAN.
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» 33 Comments

  1. woody

    December 28th, 2012

    Holy shit. Michael fuckin JACKSON couldn’t have danced around better than that.

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  2. papadoc

    December 28th, 2012

    Brilliant. He went to a prison and discovered nearly all the inmates had shot someone. Who knew?

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  3. Diann

    December 28th, 2012

    dacomplexitayoftheurbancrisi

    huh?

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  4. Diann

    December 28th, 2012

    the victims of the gunshah

    huh?

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  5. CrustyB

    December 28th, 2012

    The man’s been talking in hot-button buzz words for so long he’s forgotten how to compose a response to a question.

    “Reverend Jackson, why would gun laws work elsewhere if they don’t work in Chicago?”

    “Well, you know, civil rights, voting rights, racial justice, equal opportunity, access to capital, atmosphere of hostility, 800 inmates, education, immigrant rights, Martin Luther King.”

    “Reverend, how’s the weather in Chicago right now?”

    “Well, uh, civil rights, voting rights, racial justice, equal opportunity…”

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  6. Unslung Hero

    December 28th, 2012

    The PROBLEM in Chicago is that too many of jesse Jackson’s RELATIVES live there………..

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  7. Corona

    December 28th, 2012

    JJ – “That is absolutely retarded.”

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  8. conservative cowgirl

    December 28th, 2012

    Is there a version of this video with English subtitles? Seriously, does he have a speech impediment?

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  9. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 28th, 2012

    I made it to 45 seconds before my brain started to hurt!

    oww — Owww — OWWW — OWWWWWW!

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  10. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 28th, 2012

    I like cowgirl’s idea. If only Fur could’ve understood the MF in da first place…

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  11. Boobie the Rocket Dog

    December 28th, 2012

    Maybe ZO could help us out here. Anybody know him?

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  12. Stranded in Sonoma

    December 28th, 2012

    @Conservative Cowgirl — No. But here’s a transcript.

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  13. conservative cowgirl

    December 28th, 2012

    Maybe he is brachycephalic. Like a pug dog ;)

    Don’t attack me, Sicktoy! Lol!

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  14. Bad Brad

    December 28th, 2012

    Anchors thoughts at the end of the interview “God black people suck”

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  15. conservative cowgirl

    December 28th, 2012

    @Boobie, I don’t know if Zo speaks brachycephalese and @Stranded in Sonoma is right. It is just Alinskyese.

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  16. Buffalobob

    December 28th, 2012

    Did he sat that he axed the inmates/felons/murderers/thieves to march with him to curtail gun violence?

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  17. Diann

    December 28th, 2012

    You’d think being raised on Sylvester & Tweetie cartoons would enable us to comprehend him, but, alas…

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  18. conservative cowgirl

    December 28th, 2012

    Just try and tell me there is NO resemblance (or as JJ might say “resumbulan”:

    http://business.blogs.cnn.com/2011/07/18/no-shih-tzu-pug-nosed-dogs-banned-on-airlines/

    I sure hope Sicktoy doesn’t check in today. I’ll be in huge trouble!

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  19. wth

    December 28th, 2012

    Some say we should have followed China’s example in the early days and purchased only castrated slaves.

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  20. Mr.Gates

    December 28th, 2012

    Jackson was saying guns aren’t the only issue. But then he went off on a bunch of distractions from the biggest issues. Some day one of these poverty pimps are going to let it slip that bill Cosby has a point.

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  21. Houston

    December 28th, 2012

    I got two things out of this.

    Number 1, Jackson wants Obama to come to Chicago (I think he’s been there a few times. Rev Jackson must have missed that.)

    Number 2, The libs are going to blame the fact that places AROUND Chicago don’t have gun laws. Therefore, the Chicago gun laws fail because people can bring in guns from outside Chicago.

    Kind of like in the Republican debates when the candidates were asked if anyone opposed birth control and everyone went, “Where the “F” did that come from?”

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  22. thirdtwin

    December 28th, 2012

    “combination of guns and drugs and low insistent warfare…”

    I bet Jesse likes the cut of Oswald Bates’ jib.

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  23. Buffalobob

    December 28th, 2012

    Jessie mumblings/ramblings to standardized English. “I want more government money to continue my race baiting lifestyle”.

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  24. hanoverfist

    December 28th, 2012

    Yeah, what Jessie said.

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  25. Billy Fuster

    December 28th, 2012

    When Jackson comes down with alzheimer’s no one will notice a difference.

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  26. Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk

    December 28th, 2012

    Piers Morgan understood Jesse – why don’t you people understand Jesse?

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  27. Sundance

    December 28th, 2012

    Keep Hope A Lie

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  28. DirtClub

    December 28th, 2012

    Jesse Jackson won 6.9 million votes in seven presidential primaries in 1988…

    Yet we wonder how anybody voted for the Kenyan??

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  29. Libra

    December 28th, 2012

    What the Rev really wanted to say was: “Gimmish wakuna bublilk gumbawa medunice.”

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  30. Whom

    December 28th, 2012

    Sign it and pass it around!

    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/eliminate-armed-guards-president-vice-president-and-their-families-and-establish-gun-free-zones/6RDGkxLK

    we petition the obama administration to:

    Eliminate armed guards for the President, Vice-President, and their families, and establish Gun Free Zones around them

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  31. Frosteetoes

    December 28th, 2012

    Pardon me, I speak jive:

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  32. GI-had Joe

    December 28th, 2012

    I still break dance when I hear a good Jesse Jackson song.

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  33. Ten Megaton

    December 28th, 2012

    How is taking my guns going to help Chicago’s 40% unemployment and lack of education, Slick?

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