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  1. grayscape

    December 27th, 2012

    …and toy trains just encourage kids to kill. Ban them too.

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  2. Nutjob

    December 28th, 2012

    and to think I just bought the grandkids toy trains for christmas.

    good thing I kept the reciept, so I can take them back and take the boys to Gander mountain for a gun instead.

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  3. Menderman

    December 28th, 2012

    We need a list published of all people that ride trains…names, addressess…the works!

    oh, and at the link, there was a vid about the winter storm. The Winter storm has killed 16 already…we need to warm the Earth somehow so winter storms quit killing innocents! How can we just stand by and let cold keep killing?

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  4. Blink

    December 28th, 2012

    Time to ban evil train station platforms. Building the platforms to be level with the train car stairs makes them aware of their ability to kill. And they just can’t help themselves.

    OTOH, if you think the cause of murder at the train station are crazy people pushing innocent people off the platform. Then the solution could be platform edge doors. Which were first introduced in St Petersburg, aka Leningrad, for climate control, not as protection from vodka filled crazy people. But introduced in London to stem nearly 150 suicide annually.

    http://www.railway-technical.com/PSDs-JLE.jpg

    http://www.railway-technical.com/stations.shtml

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  5. CrustyB

    December 28th, 2012

    I simply can’t have an opinion about this until Piers Morgan illuminates me with his godlike wisdom.

    http://bitstrips.com/r/09J40

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  6. KF

    December 28th, 2012

    SOMETHING MUST BE DONE !!1!11!!!!

    Limit all trains to two cars !!

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  7. Anonymous

    December 28th, 2012

    ban men, pushing, death, and trains

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  8. Anonymous

    December 28th, 2012

    especially oncoming trains

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  9. Ten Megaton

    December 28th, 2012

    How did my gun do that?

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  10. Dano

    December 28th, 2012

    Obama said “Vote for revenge!” Sounds like incitement to me…

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  11. KF

    December 28th, 2012

    BAN Weapons of mass transportation

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  12. Corona

    December 28th, 2012

    “You didn’t push that.”

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  13. TED JUSANT

    December 29th, 2012

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