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Piers Morgan calls for gay marriage amendment to the Bible

CNN‘s Piers Morgan wasn’t content with angering American gun enthusiasts — now he’s trying to alienate Bible-believing Christians worldwide.

And on Christmas Eve, no less!

On Monday’s episode of “Piers Morgan Tonight,” the British host called for a ‘gay marriage amendment’ to the Bible.

“My point to you about gay rights, for example, it’s time for an amendment to the Bible,” Morgan told his guest, Pastor Rick Warren of Saddleback Church.

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  1. Diann

    December 27th, 2012

    Just like the mass murderer who goes on a rampage for the notoriety, Piers Morgan is so desperate for an audience he’s beginning to make me nervous.

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  2. Callmelennie

    December 27th, 2012

    And while you’re at it, Piers, how about traveling to Riyadh and suggesting that Muslims amend the Koran to say that the prophet Jesus was actually the son of Allah

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  3. grayscape

    December 27th, 2012

    How about an amendment to the constitution that nullifies all human rights in regard to Morgan.

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  4. Poonces

    December 27th, 2012

    I think it’s time for the U.K. to get rid of the monarchy and put a queer imam in charge. That should make Piers Morgan happy.

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  5. Hawaiian

    December 27th, 2012

    Why doesn’t Morgan just amend the Bible himself and then claim that’s what the Bible really said all along. Same “journalism” he used to practice in Britain.

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  6. Team America

    December 27th, 2012

    Some folks here think Glenn Beck is whacky but this idiot tops the cupcake. I loved when Jeremy Clarckson (BBC Top Gear) agreed with the British petition to not send morgan back.

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  7. Bob M.

    December 27th, 2012

    So boat dock is nuttier than a squirrel turd, eh?

    Well spank my ass and call me Sally! :roll:

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  8. Callmelennie

    December 27th, 2012

    I’m not sure alienation is the word to describe how most Christians will react to this statement.

    It’s more like jaw dropping to the floor astonishment that a person who was born into Western culture could actually say this without being fitted for a straightjacket

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  9. Menderman

    December 27th, 2012

    Yeah, piers ole buddy, right after England appoints a transgender black muslim queer dude to be Queen.

    Now go home and get to work on that will ya?

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  10. norman einstein

    December 27th, 2012

    How much longer until he’s out on a ledge threatening to jump?
    Or to shoot himself in the head, à la Blazing Saddles?

    “Stop or the limey gets it!”

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  11. marleenna1959

    December 27th, 2012

    And I thought no one was as prideful or as full of hubris as Obama.

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  12. persecutor

    December 27th, 2012

    I believe the Brits would refer to him as a “poofter”, bless his heart! He should just move to a friendly jurisdiction and marry the guy already. No amendment needed!

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  13. Chalupa

    December 27th, 2012

    There’s a warning in the Book Of Revelation that people who add or subtract words to this book will have the plagues in said book added to them – so Piers has that to look forward to.

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  14. Xavier

    December 27th, 2012

    I’m starting to wonder if he’s trolling us.

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  15. tenmegaton

    December 27th, 2012

    Are CNN’s studios gun free zones?

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  16. 99th Squad Leader

    December 27th, 2012

    Rick Warren has been amending the Bible for years. Piers Morgan and Warren make the perfect pair of twits.
    Obviously, Piers is under the impression there is no God and the Holy Bible was written by a committee. If so, that makes Morgan one of the biggest fools on earth.

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  17. thirdtwin

    December 27th, 2012

    Some guy ran “piers morgan” though the Bible Code generator. It appears one time, intersected once by the words “who is that”,with multiple nearby repetitions of “nobody” and “never mind”.

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  18. Anonymous

    December 27th, 2012

    I think it’s time to ignore the guy. I’ve managed to live a complete and mostly satisfying life without him.

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  19. Tim

    December 27th, 2012

    His smelly Uncle needs to let him suck on the “magic puppet” s’more.

    To quote another limey: “For all the good you have done; begone!”

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  20. Chalupa

    December 27th, 2012

    Anagrams for Piersey -

    Primes Organ
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    Nag Promiser
    I’m Near Progs
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  21. Mr.Gates

    December 27th, 2012

    Ignore it. Maybe it’ll dry up and go away.

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  22. MNP

    December 27th, 2012

    Chalupa you’re a feakin genius.
    That’s fookin funny.

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  23. Chalupa

    December 27th, 2012

    @MNP – I came up with those on my own, but there’s thousands of them at wordsmith.org – funny ones like Smearing Pro, Reaming Pros, Gamier Porns etc.

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  24. MNP

    December 27th, 2012

    Thanks Chalupa, I bookmarked that site.
    A Germ Prison
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  25. MNP

    December 27th, 2012

    It’s even funnier if you use his whole name.
    Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan.

    Frontiersmen Huge Gap Sap
    Frontiersman Push Gag Pee
    Apprehension Fart Egg Sum
    Hereinafter Gong Pump Ass
    Intersperse Fag Guano Mph
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  26. The Doktor

    December 27th, 2012

    As a worker in a large “chain” store I have seen many examples of Piers Morgan. They are those little whiny brats that scream and cry for either attention or something that they “want”. And CNN is the “parent” that caves in hoping that it will just “get better” somehow.

    Trust me – it doesn’t. And he won’t.

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  27. CrustyB

    December 28th, 2012

    His face looks like the skin is being pulled back from clenching his butthole too hard.

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